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"Don't think I don't know you when you put on your vest, little sample." Who started this sentence?
Said, there is a tiger, bitten by a snake, the tiger is anxious, just want to trample the snake to death, chasing after, chasing a small river, the snake Ri is in the water, and the tiger is waiting on the river bank. I can't believe you won't come out. Soon, a turtle got out of it, and the tiger went up and held it down. "I don't even know you when you wear a vest (jiá)?"
Song: (eyes)
Zhao: Sister, I repeat, I was wrong. No, a turtle fell into the water. When he finished, a snake came out. The tiger said, "I still know you without your vest!" " "
Sister, look at you. Let me tell you a joke. Why do you always cooperate with me with the whole vest?
Song: Let's go.
Zhao: Why?
Song: It hurts self-esteem.
Zhao: Sister, vest!
Song: You give it back to me and you bring it here.
Zhao: (putting on vest) Shall I wear it? You talk.
Song: What are you talking about?
Zhao: Just say, "This snake is in the water. I'll take out a vest at once." . Go ahead.
That would be fun, wouldn't it?
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