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Three inspectors went to the Amazon jungle to inspect, and were caught by cannibals, some of whom knew English, so they sent a message to three poor people on behalf of the chief, saying: You all have to die, but you can satisfy each one's wish before you die, so I asked the first person. The first man thought for a long time and said, we have lost our way in the jungle and been hungry for two days, and I just want to eat a full meal, so I just want to eat.

I haven't touched a woman for a long time. I wanted a woman, so the most beautiful girl in my family gave it to him once. He died without regret and was made into a human canoe. Then the third person blurted out without thinking.

I just want a fork. Fork?

The people are puzzled! Then he asked, what's the use of a fork? You're dying!

I know! Bring it to me! The man said:

When the fork was delivered to him, he growled and poked himself with excitement. He poked and shouted, "I want you to do kayaking." I want you to be canoes. "