Short stories or humorous jokes about etiquette

Joke Sentences About Civilized Etiquette One day, I picked up my two-year-old son from kindergarten and came home. The child was sitting on the back seat of a bicycle and it was boring, so I said, "Hey, son, I'm out of it." Can you make a sentence for dad? ""Okay, tell me," he said. "Yummy," I said. "It tastes so good!", he blurted out immediately after my words? A certain man went to the toilet with constipation, and suddenly he saw a person running in. It was stormy and rainy all of a sudden. "Brother, I'm so envious of you. You're so fast." "Why are you envious? I didn't take off my pants." He didn't cheat on his wife. One night, her husband came back from dinner and happily said to his wife: "Today the manager of our company invited some employees During the meal, everyone drank happily. During the dinner, the manager took out three bottles of whiskey and said to everyone: "Everyone here, who has never cheated on his wife in his life, these three bottles of wine belong to him, but no one raised his hand." , Do you think it's strange?" The wife asked curiously: "Then why don't you raise your hand?" The husband said in a panic: "You know, I always like drinking beer, not whiskey." Knowledge and money. The father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. Son: People who ride in this kind of car must be uneducated! Father: Anyone who says this must have no money in his pocket! Speechless After dinner, the mother and daughter were washing dishes in the kitchen together. Father and son watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was the sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. Son: Mom must have broken it! Father: How do you know? Son: She didn’t curse! Both Chinese and foreign students are in the same grade of elementary school, and their future ambition is to be clowns. Chinese teacher: No ambition! Children cannot be taught! Foreign teacher: May you bring laughter to the whole world! Cross feeling wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband kept catching one next to her: slow down, be careful! The fire was too big. . . . Hurry up and reverse the oil! Put too much oil! Wife: I know how to cook. Husband: I just wanted to let you know how I feel about you chattering next to me while I’m driving. . . . Bus without Driver A bus full of passengers was moving quickly downhill, with a man chasing the bus behind. A passenger stuck his head out of the car window and said, "Dude!" Forget it! You can't catch up! The man replied: I have to catch up with it, I am the driver of this car! ! New neighbor A: The newly moved neighbor is so hateful. He came and knocked on my door in the middle of the night last night. B: Did you call the police immediately? A: No. I thought they were crazy and continued to blow my trumpet. Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, the driver of an oncoming truck suddenly rolled down his window and shouted: Pig! Zhang Sanyue got angrier as he thought about it, so he rolled down the window and shouted: You are a pig! As soon as he finished cursing, he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road! Father and Son Little Boy: Is it true that a father always knows more than a son? Father: Of course! Little boy: Who invented the electric light? Father: Edison! Little Boy: Then why didn’t Edison’s father invent the electric light? Whose problem? Three engineers took a car out together, and the car broke down on the road. The mechanical engineer asked: Is there something wrong with the engine? The electrical engineer asked: Is there something wrong with the circuit? The computer engineer said: Let's go out first and then come in to see if it will get better. Hindering Coaching: There are two things that get in the way of you becoming a good football player. Player: What? Coach: Your left foot and your right foot. In order to punish a group of disobedient students, the teacher made a pair of pairs for the students, and they were not allowed to go home unless they were right. The teacher said: "It snows in the sky but does not rain. Snow turns to rain when it hits the ground. It is troublesome when snow turns to rain. It is better to rain in the first place." One student said to him, "Sir, if you don't eat shit when you eat, the food will turn into shit in your stomach. It will be troublesome if the food turns into shit. It's better to just eat shit in the first place."