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For the sake of a man's dignity, is it really worth it for a woman who slips to say that she is incompetent and a man is stabbed to death in shame?
At the age of 20, the man found a lost girl, Xiao Li, and never found a girlfriend. In order to satisfy himself, Xiao Li met a 28-year-old sister, Zhang, who had no financial resources after divorce and had to live by selling herself. Xiao Li is very satisfied with this elder sister who is eight years older than himself. From then on, whenever Xiao Li needs it, she will come to Jason. Sister Zhang regards Xiao Li as her younger brother. Xiao Li and Jason have been in love for three years.
One day, Jason called and invited Xiao Li to come and play. Xiao Li understood what Jason meant. Xiao Li knew that he was going to have a big fight, so he bought Honghe 99, two bottles of red bull and a bottle of drink in advance. Xiao Li came to Jason's residence and had sex with Jason. After that, they lie in bed and chat and play with their mobile phones.
Killing Xiao Li with a knife felt very uncomfortable down there, so Xiao Li said to Jason, I may be sick, and I should be infected by you. Jason denied it and said to Xiao Li, Why don't we do it again? Xiao Li was afraid that Jason would infect himself because of his itching, which aggravated his illness, so Xiao Li refused Jason's proposal. Unexpectedly, Jason became angry from embarrassment at this time and cursed Xiao Li for incompetence. Xiao Li was very angry, so he quarreled with Jason.
Both of them went from quarreling to physical conflict because of a girl who slipped. Xiao Li suddenly lost his mind and stabbed Jason seven or eight times to kill her. Xiao Li was really impulsive, because a joke actually hurt the killer, and it was too late to regret it. Xiao Li called him incompetent because of Jason. Xiao Li was born with courage and suddenly wanted to kill Jason. Subjectively, Jason was deliberately deprived of his life. At the same time, objectively, he stabbed Jason seven or eight times with a knife, which caused Jason's death. Xiao Li's behavior constitutes the constitutive elements of the crime of intentional homicide, and it is really not worth investigating Xiao Li's criminal responsibility for intentional homicide.
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