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Name the classic words in the military TV series "Bright Sword"?

1.- (to soldiers) What a fucking elite! I am an elite! What bushido? I'm fighting bushido!

Analysis: Well said! This kind of pre-war education mobilization sounds inspiring, bold and enjoyable! After all, the Japanese have nothing to fear. It depends on whether they are elite or not. Vivid language eliminated the eighth route army's fear of Japanese devils and greatly improved the fighting morale of the eighth route army soldiers. Brave people are full of pride and heroic blood!

2.- (to the gunman) Why don't you save some money, you black sheep? Don't you dare complain, or I'll beat you!

Analysis: Because the ammunition of the Eighth Route Army has to be managed by itself, we should pay attention to saving ammunition when fighting. In this way, the language of the Eighth Route Army soldiers is vivid, and the soldiers are easy to understand and accept.

3.- (to Zhang Dabiao) You son of a bitch, why are you so sincere? Just let you drink what you want, and you still drink everything.

Analysis: This reflects the cunning side of Li Yunlong. He is good at calculating. He constantly calculated the Japanese devils and Chu Yunfei when directing the war. The language reflects Li Yunlong's cunning and cleverness, and the details are sketchy.

(to the soldiers) Our regiment should be like a wolf regiment, and each of us should be a proud wolf! Eat the devil's flesh and chew the devil's bones. Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit. When will our independent group eat meat and improve the food? That's when you met the Japanese! (Soldier laughs)

Analysis: The language machine is highly inflammatory, which incited the low morale of the independent regiment soldiers in a few times, helped the soldiers overcome their fear of devils and inspired the fighting spirit of the Eighth Route Army soldiers.

(to Zhao Gang and Sun Desheng) I bought five machine guns for this cavalry company commander. How to train is your business, corporal punishment is wrong, but kicking his ass is ok. Yes, yes, do ideological work and say to those stupid and disobedient soldiers, brother, I beg you, can I kneel for you?

Analysis: Stabbing with a knife and swearing are light in dealing with benzene by armies of various countries, and beating people is normal. Here, the original appearance of history is restored. Many grass-roots officers of the Eighth Route Army have no academic qualifications and can only use these benzene methods in training. What can you expect these louts to learn from the Eighth Route Army soldiers who are not farmers? Do what ideological work.

6.—— (To Chu) When a gentleman carries a female gun, it makes people laugh. I hope it's public.

Analysis: this is killing me. This person is super interesting. According to the current words, a intestine is cute in the end!

7. I think the gatehouse is a hard bone to chew. Even if I break my front tooth, I will bite it open before the Japanese reinforcements arrive!

Analysis: Dare to do and be brave and tenacious. Once you make up your mind to fight, you must resolutely carry it out. You are most afraid of depression and indecision in battle. The harm of the three armed forces is suspicious! At all costs, resolutely destroy the arrogance of the Japanese devil Yamamoto Ichiki.

It is said that devils are good at fighting with bayonets, but I don't believe this evil. Two shoulders against one head. The devil is also a human being, and his broadsword will come out of the hole when it goes in. Even if I meet the ghost of Yan, I can cut it off with my beard.