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The heart is not in the horse

Zhao Xiang studied in the prince's time, not as a child; Three good horses and three queens. Master Xiang said, "My son taught me self-defense, and I haven't finished practicing yet!" " He said: "I have used up all my skills, but if I use them, I will pass." Where is the royal family? Only when the horse is comfortable in the car and the people's hearts turn to the horse can we move forward quickly and far-reaching. Now the monarch wants to arrest the minister, but he dare not arrest the minister first. The husband lures the road to fight for the distance and does not move forward; And successively, the heart is in the minister, why adjust the horse? The reason why this gentleman is behind! "

When Zhao Xiangzi was racing, his heart was on the courtiers, and he won, not on the horse that decided the outcome, so he lost. That's why I sigh.

Translation:

Master Zhao Xiang began to learn driving skills from the Prince's time, and it was not long before he competed with the Prince's time. He changed horses three times and fell behind three times.

The host said, "You taught me to drive, but you didn't teach me all the skills."

Wang Ziqi replied, "Technology has been completely taught, but you are wrong in using it. The key to driving a carriage is to make the horse comfortable to drive. People should concentrate on adjusting the horse well, and then they can speed up and let it reach the distance. Now you want to catch up with me when you are behind, and you are afraid that I will catch up with you when you are ahead. You are either ahead or behind in the race. Whether you are ahead or behind, your heart is on me. What makes you want to train your horse? This is why you are behind. "

Hanyin Zhangren

Zi Gong conquered Chu in the south, rebelled against Jin, and crossed Hanyin. He saw a lady digging a tunnel for a nursery, like a well, holding an urn and pouring it out, but she tried her best and failed. Zi Gong said: "If you go out to irrigate mechanically, you can make a hundred beds a day, but you can see more results with half the effort. What does the master want? "

Looking up at the gardener, he said, "What can I do?" He said: "chopping wood is a machine, and the weight in the back is lighter than that in the front." Pumping is like overflowing soup, hence the name. " Smiled and said to the nursery: "I heard that my teacher, if there is machinery, does things organically, and if there is organic things, there is an organic heart." If the machine is in the chest, it will be pure white and unprepared, and the gods will be uncertain; God is uncertain, and Tao does not contain it. I don't know. I'm ashamed. "

Translation:

Zi Gong traveled in the southern state of Chu. On his way back to the state of Jin, he passed Hanyin and saw an old man preparing to grow vegetables, digging a tunnel leading to a well and taking a jar to get water for watering (vegetable fields), but (obviously) he spent a lot of effort, but with little effect. Zi Gong said (to him), "With irrigation machines, you can irrigate one hundred vegetable fields a day. It can produce great results without blowing off dust. Don't you want to use them? "

The vegetable farmer looked up at him and said, "What?" Zi Gong said to him, "Make a machine out of wood. The back is heavy and the front is light. Lifting water is like pumping water, and measuring (coming out) is like boiling water. The name of this machine is Yun. " The vegetable farmer's face was angry, but not bad. /font & gt;

"I heard the teacher say that there must be opportunism if there is machinery, and there must be opportunism if there is opportunism. If you have opportunistic thoughts in your mind, you will not be clean (again). Without clean (again), you will be uneasy; Uneasy people can't get this word. It's not that I don't know (this kind of machine), I am ashamed to use it instead of using it. "

But if you can do the actual investigation seriously, then this trick will not work!

I used to feed fish to Zheng Zi, but later generations turned the school into a pool for people and animals. When the school staff cooked it, they rebelled and said, "At first, I gave up, but when I was young, I died luxuriantly and leisurely." Zi chan said, "this is a good place! Get what you want! "

The school said, "What does it mean that children produce wisdom? If he cooks and eats, he will say,' That's right! "Get what you want!" "

Therefore, a gentleman can bully the party, but it is difficult to ignore it.

Translation:

Once upon a time, someone sent live fish to Zheng, and Zi ordered the school boy to keep them in the pool. When the school administrator was cooking fish, he came back and said, "At first, the fish looked tired, but after a while, they became lazy and died easily." Zi chan said: "I found the place where I should go, I found the place where I should go!" " "

The junior came out and said, "Who said anything about wisdom? Now that I have cooked and eaten, he also said, "I found the place where I should go, I found the place where I should go." "So, I can deceive the gentleman in an appropriate way, but it is difficult to confuse him in an unreasonable way.

Huang Gong is very modest.

It's too humble to have a Huang Gong. There are two women, both national colors. With its beauty, it is often destroyed by humility and thinks it is ugly. Ugly names spread far and wide, and there are no employees in a country after the year. Whoever has a widower should marry at risk. Then he said, "Huang Gong is so humble, it is not beautiful to kill the child."

Therefore, fighting for gifts is also a national color. The national color is true, and so is the ugly name. This is a misnomer and a fact.

Translation:

In the state of Qi, there was a Huang Gong who liked modesty. He has two daughters, both of whom are rare beauties in China. Because they are beautiful, Huang Gong often modestly belittles them and says they are ugly. The reputation of ugliness spread so far that they passed the marriageable age that no one in the whole country came to marry them.

A widower of Weiguo rashly married one of his daughters, who was a stunning beauty. Later, he said to everyone: "Huang Gong likes modesty, deliberately belittles his daughters and deliberately says that they are not beautiful." So people rushed to give gifts to propose marriage, and married another one, who was also a beautiful woman. The beauty of a country is real, and ugliness is famous. This is a violation of the name.