Funny and humorous love quotes

1. Be single-minded and whole-hearted. 2. I love you, and I will love you forever! 3. If you don’t come, it will snow. 4. Because you love the wrong person, you will be lonely all your life. 5. I told you to wait, I will definitely come. 6. I love you so much and am willing to accompany you till the end of your life! 7. There is no weakness except for you. 8. Naughty love words, just for you. 9. When I stopped at the red light, I missed you and was in a trance. 10. I am waiting for your heart with my infatuation. 11. I want to walk side by side with you and grow old together. 12. Wan is the world’s night, and happiness is with you. 13. I was born from south to north, just because you think about things. 14. My cat is very naughty, can you help me take care of it? 15. If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you can be my girlfriend. 16. You are like a coffee companion, sweet and fragrant. 17. However, the red fate has turned into dust, and there is no old friend in the world. 18. Even if you don’t love me, I will always protect you. 19. I am so good, and only you can be worthy of me. 20. A sudden encounter, an unexpected joy. 21. I am at peace with you, let our love be warm and bright. 22. I love you forever, and no one can replace you. 23. Go to sleep, I will take the last high-speed train to come to you in your dream. 24. I want to commit myself to marrying him and rest in peace for the rest of my life. 25. I love you but I dare not say more, I can only hesitate. 26. Sometimes, the best comfort is silent companionship. 27. If deep love cannot be reciprocal, I am the one who wishes to love more. 28. Put your hand on your heart and you will experience my infinite love. 29. Love has something to rely on, and there is no day or day to forget it. You are always in my heart. 30. Every night with you, I will no longer be too lonely and desolate. 31. I like you very much, just like the wind that has traveled eight hundred thousand miles without asking about the date of return. 32. My whole life is not wasted as long as I am with you. 33. If you are hungry and don’t know what to eat, then eat some love. 34. You are a peach blossom that cannot be broken from a high place, and a handsome white horse that cannot be mounted. 35. I like you, just like a squirrel gathering pine nuts in its cheeks. 36. I am not a gentle person, but I am willing to do all the gentle things for you. 37. I only like to lose my temper with you, because I believe you will not leave me. 38. I want to work hard for our future. I don’t want you to suffer. 39. When the outside world makes me tired, I always want to fly to your side! 40. No matter what the ending is, my world will never allow you to disappear. 41. Go and look in the mirror and see how beautiful my girlfriend is. 42. You have to believe that I will slowly approach you and hold you tightly. You have to wait for me. 43. When you and I met in a hurry, you said that I would be your lifelong happiness. 44. I am looking forward to it and recalling it slowly. Those bits and pieces of so-called memories. 45. Since my choice is you, I decide to stay with you for the rest of my life. 46. ??If I had boarded that train, would the outcome have been different? 47. I still like you very much, like a shadow that cannot be separated from me, for the rest of my life. 48. I want to fall in love with you the first time I see you. Gentlemen call this love at first sight. Funny and humorous love quotes 2 1. You want me to apologize, or you want me to confess. 2. You look so cute when you eat. Have you practiced? 3. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage. 4. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings. 5. No matter where I meet you, I will fall in love with you. 6. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn’t matter who you love. 7. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Cat: meow; dog: woof. 8. I found out that you are a photo scammer because you look much better in person than in the photos. 9. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so straight? 10. I dreamed of you last night. I don’t know whether you missed me or I missed you. 11. When you were thin, you were in my heart, but when you were fat, you were stuck inside and couldn’t get out. 12. You are the cutest. I didn’t have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it. 13. The world is like a giant claw machine. I am standing next to the window and I just want you. 14. Of course you need tricks to seduce ugly girls. If you are handsome, you only need tricks. 15. Others only want to go to bed with you when they love you, but I am different. I can do anything on the sofa or in the kitchen. 16. In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff, you are so beautiful. 17. Ever since you said good night to me for the first time, I decided to give you a good night every day from now on.

18. Why are you so vulgar? You always post selfies. My hands are sore after watching them several times. 19. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, if you look like you, you can only win the top three in beauty pageants. 20. Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of another way. 21. Are you willing to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years and I feel scared when I see you. 22. A woman can never refuse a man who talks to him all night long! After one night, it felt like I had turned a page! 23. Whenever a woman doesn’t like a man to be philanthropic and only flirt with one girl, or if you let the girl know, you only flirt with her. 24. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If you do, do you want to get a new one? If not, do you mind having another one? 25. Aren’t you going to accompany your girlfriend? I don’t have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn’t you say you have always had a goddess? Aren’t I chatting with her? 26. No matter how powerful you are, never flirt with other people’s girlfriends. There is a risk in poaching. Be careful of the wall coming down and killing you. This is a piece of advice. 27. Basically all women like men who are serious but a little bit unruly, but the premise of such unruly is that it does not affect the seriousness. Well, that’s right, you have to act like a hooligan appropriately! Funny and humorous love quotes 3 1. May you avoid detours and may the rest of your life be bright and smooth. Good night. 2. Then it’s agreed that I’ll be with you in autumn and winter. Good night! 3. Since you have chosen a distant place, you only care about the journey through wind and rain! Good night! 4. Even if you fall, you must stand up beautifully before crying. Good night! 5. Good people like to make things difficult for themselves, and evil people like to make things difficult for others. Good night. 6. I will always pamper you until you become an old woman. Good night! 7. I like you not only for your ambition, but also for your stubbornness. Good night! 8. Only through the desolation of life can you reach the prosperity of your heart. Good night. 9. No matter what happens, remember the fairy tale filled with happiness in your heart. Good night. 10. Many people cannot be themselves because they always want to be others! Good night! 11. I am Meicai and you are meat. I want to hold your hand. Good night, baby. 12. Life should be always sober, always gentle, and always aware of advancement and retreat. Good night! 13. The older I get, the more I realize that emotional stability is a rare quality. Good night. 14. You must work hard secretly to appear relaxed in front of others. Good night! 15. Don’t be humble to proud people, and don’t be proud to humble people. Good night! 16. My deepest thoughts are nothing more than looking up to heaven with you. Good night! 17. The warm mountains and soft waters, the thousands of stars, are not even half as good as your features. Good night and sweet dreams. 18. You have to remember that you are not living for others, you are living for yourself. Good night! 19. Maybe you are not the best, but having you is better than anything else. Good night! 20. The so-called life is to put down the dreams of youth and pick up the customs of reality. Good night. 21. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love. Say to yourself, come on, good night! 22. There are many good times and beautiful scenery in this world, and I want to waste them one by one with you. Good night! 23. Regarding love, I don’t have much expectations, as long as it’s you in the end. Good night! 24. I am a feeling person. I feel that I will marry Yi Yang Qianxi in the future. Good night. 25. I will never die for what I believe in because I might be wrong. Good night. 26. What you think you can do and what you don’t do are actually just a matter of thought. Good night. 27. Don’t be downcast, even if you lose everything, tomorrow is still in your hands. Good night. 28. Because of love, sorrow arises, and because of love, fear arises. If you are separated from the one you love, there will be no worries and no fear. Good night. 29. There will always be a ray of sunshine that will dispel all your haze and bring you endless light. Good night! 30. Relationships are not about finding the best person, but finding the person who treats you best. Good night. 31. If you don’t work hard, life will not only be a mess in the present, but also a mess in the future. Good night. 32. Don’t think too complicatedly in everything. If you hold your hands too tightly, things will break and your hands will hurt. Good night! 33. Take over the sour lemons in life and turn them into sweet and sour lemonade. Good night. 34. Love is a mutual force. If you love life, life will embrace you. Good night. 35. The ideal is no longer about traveling to the ends of the world on horseback and drinking, but that I want to go home no matter how late it is. Good night! 36. If you don’t give up this second, there will be hope in the next second! Only by persisting can you succeed! Good night! 37. You ask me why I am always silent. Some people have nothing to say, and some people have nothing to say. Good night. 38. I have no future, I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed, and be your wife. Good night and sweet dreams.

39. Simple love is the longest lasting, ordinary companionship is the most peaceful, and people who understand you are the warmest. Good night. 40. Please remember that happy people are not without pain, but they are not affected by pain. Good night. 41. No matter when you start, the important thing is not to give up easily after you start. Good night. 42. The gentle evening breeze is blowing tonight, and I am thinking of you. You are gentler than the wind. Good night, my dear. 43. Today’s big things are tomorrow’s small things. This year's biggest story will be next year's story. Good night! 44. Don’t pay too much attention to everything, just follow the fate and your heart. Deep fate will gather together, and shallow fate will go as it goes. Good night! 45. If you find that you cannot create a miracle, then try to make yourself a miracle. Good night. 46. ??No one can stay pure all the way to the end, but remember, don’t forget your original self. Good night. 47. The first sign of true love is timidity in boys and boldness in girls. Good night.