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Interesting phrases are within ten words.

1, always look for slippers after playing computer.

People want to be gay in the giant wall, but the giant won't let them, so they call it taboo giant.

God bless me to do well in the exam, and I will honor you with lollipops every day.

4. Hey, Demo! Call yourself fat and out of breath.

5. Many people like to say: Wait for me! But after waiting for many years, I still didn't wait for embarrassment.

6. Fat is everywhere except the chest.

7. Famous flowers have a wide range of soil.

8. There is no traffic. Who followed me with wifi?

9, life is like a play, all by acting, acting others, forgetting yourself.

10, I don't know what day it is every day since the holiday.

1 1, "Teacher, you forgot to assign your homework." Don't think too much when you meet such people. Have class together!

12, you said love is as deep as the sea, so I jumped into the sea.

13, the quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of 10086 this month.

14. If I die, the first thing I want to say is that I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

15, soft ones are afraid of hard ones, hard ones are afraid of death, desperate ones are afraid of shameless ones, and shameless ones are afraid of running insurance. A person running insurance, the whole family is shameless.

16, summer is hard. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

17, drowning 3000, take it all.

18, to lose weight is to eat more meat.

19, I am a little bee, busy picking flowers all day.

20. My style is: Don't stop until you do it. If you fall in love with me, I will leave.

2 1, struggling with three things every day. I can't get up in the morning and I can't sleep at night. I regret not going to bed early last night.

22. Have a car accident, or die or lose your memory.

23. As long as the sunshine is good, the photo pixels are naturally high!

24. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

25. I will not go to hell. Can you help me in?

26, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but it may be a groom.

27. I haven't moved my teeth in my homework. I'm making people. ...

28. If you can't stand it, take out the mirror and meditate: You still can't learn well when you grow up.

29, people are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.

30. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.

3 1, I can't keep up with the times Others say that when you meet love at the corner, you are afraid of an accident at the corner.

I don't want to die. At best, I cherish life. In the worst case, I am afraid of death.

33, the feelings are weak, will you put salt?

34. I like to see how you don't like me and how you can't do it.

35. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm swollen by life.

36. I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

37. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

38. It's all water. Why do you need wine? You're a pervert. Why are you pretending to be a sheep?

39. Teacher, you are dead. I love Taoists.

40. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

Ten-word sad sentence

1. If one day, you walk into my heart, you will cry, because it is full of you. If one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry too, because there is no me there. If one day, in a noisy city, we pass by, I will stop and stare at the distant figure and tell myself that I once loved that person. I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person. Actually, I just touched myself.

2. I have had countless dreams, and you are in every dream; I have countless fantasies, and you are in every fantasy; I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed. May the god of fate let me see you, hear you and get you. There is only one name in the world, which makes me so concerned, like an invisible line, one end firmly tied to the tip of my heart and the other end held in your hand.

3. If life never met, I would still be me and dream occasionally. If life never met, I wouldn't understand that there is such you in the world. If life never met, I wouldn't know. I once collected your laughter. If life never met, I wouldn't feel a person's loneliness and sadness. If life has never met, I am still me, and you are still you, just missing the most beautiful adventure in life.

4. If only I could not love you, I wouldn't be lovesick, and I wouldn't be tired of watching; If only I couldn't love you. Without you, I am afraid of losing myself and getting you. I'm more afraid that you will leave one day. If only I couldn't love you. I will not be jealous of the flowers and plants around you. Even though I don't love you, I still resolutely fall in love with you. It's no good without you.

In the world of love, there are always some ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his regrets and live with a clear conscience, it has come to an end. It is not only love but also life that is so unbearable.

6. The original love can't be faked, and the original happiness can't be faked. The original is always the same as that moment.

7. Sometimes, it is for love that you quietly avoid it. What you avoid is the figure, but what you can't avoid is the silent feelings.

8. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

9. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, there was an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass by in a hurry.

10. Happiness will not wait for you all the time. People who love you and you can't appear at any time. Please learn to cherish.

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12. I once thought that such love at first sight would be the most beautiful encounter in my life; I used to think that such a promise would be the most eternal scenery in my dull years; I used to think that such a soul mate would be my pursuit with no regrets. But I don't know, sometimes prosperous, sometimes lonely, but I can't read a trace of lingering in my heart, and I can't understand a trace of deep affection in my heart.

13. Please, remember me deeply all my life, just don't forget that I have been to your world. Not everyone who passes by will know it, and not everyone who knows it will make people worry. At least, we didn't miss it in this life, in that place, when we turned around. It's really not easy to meet you on such a big earth. Thank God for giving us this opportunity to get to know each other. Don't forget, I have been to your world.

14. Who is wandering among buildings and who is waiting by the ancient road? Looking back on the Millennium, one hundred years of loneliness. Lonely who accompany, lonely who * * *. Past lives rub shoulders, this life meets. Love flies in the wind and loves to play in the rain. Once I was wishful thinking, once I was in crazy love, and I woke up with the wind. At this moment: love is silent, love is silent. Tears moistened my eyes and filled my heart.

15. When the prosperity was exhausted and time was broken, I saw a sadness in front of the ruined flowers. All vows of eternal love are not as good as fate The end of the transformation is incomplete. Who sees the world for whom? Who is desperate for whom, who is busy for whom, scattered into rain? I whisper in my heart that I dare not forget that I made my last wish before reincarnation, and whether someone will wait for one minute in exchange for my life's expectation.

16. I am a passer-by, and you forget it as soon as you turn around. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

17. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

18. Why do you forget someone so painfully? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

19. I heard that people who are used to seeing invisibility have a scar.

20. The desolation of a place is full of your sadness.

2 1. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will still flow through your fingers drop by drop.

22. There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

I am approaching my dream step by step. Even if it is broken, I will try my best to save it and exchange it with everything I have.

24. When I shed tears, you shed tears. I don't think you are as lonely as me. When I smile, you are still crying. So you are lonelier than me.

25. Please cherish the people around you who love you silently. Maybe, one day he really left. You will find that it is you, not him, who can't live without each other.

26. I am stubborn and unwilling to give in, but all I get is scars.

27. I am touched by the sky, but I can't touch you.

28. I don't even know who to cry for.

29. The saddest distance in the world is when two people are far away but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met, fell in love and became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

30. There is a person in the world who has been waiting for you. No matter when and where, you know there is always such a person.

3 1. Please remember! The star that can't be picked is always the brightest, and the small fish that slips away is always the most beautiful. Missed movies are always the best, and lost lovers always know you best.

Please don't cheat a kind girl. There are too few kind girls in this world.

33. In fact, there are some such people around us, but (you, me and him) haven't found out that the person who knows you best will always protect you by your side and won't let you have any grievances; People who really love you may not say much about loving you, but they will do a lot of things that love you. If you find such people around you, please cherish them.

In order to wait for you, I missed the person waiting for me.

35. One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me. Finally, we really became strangers. . . .

36. I am online and then you are online, then you are invisible and then I am invisible and then you are online. . . . . . I see.

37. There is a fate called love at first sight, a feeling called once owned, an ending called destiny takes a hand, and a heartache called endless.

38. The smoky face gradually blurred the vision. It used to be so sweet, but now it's like a silent old record. It is full of sadness, unable to sing beautiful rhythm, unable to play lingering thoughts and unable to convey dreamy wishes.

39. Coincidentally, I had a dream after waking up, but I had no regrets. I used a switch to look back at you. I am willing to sink into the mire of love in my life. You are at the end of the world, and I want to go to the cape.

40. The upward movement of the corners of the mouth is no longer mine.

4 1. Who are we waiting for?

42. Who is a passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and the soul of endless sadness. In the end, no one belongs to anyone.

43. I tried my best to make everyone happy, but I forgot how to laugh.

44. Forgetting the word is a death above and a heart below. Who do you want to forget? I'll never forget it until I die.

45. The deepest injury in this world is not betrayal, not disgust, but gradual indifference after extreme love.

46. Love is like a rubber band, and the last person to let go is always hurt.

47. When the days of youth pass away, you will miss yourself at that time. With a sigh, you said, "if only you could go back!" However, be wise now and don't make those stupid mistakes. However, youth is stupid. At that time, I cried because I was helpless and angry. Even the fingers that wiped my tears were pitiful and stupid. Unlike many years later, when my youth passed away, I cried because you tasted real sadness.

48. I also wanted to forget the beautiful past with a blooming time, hoping not to feel the deepest sadness in my life, but I always let a tear inadvertently embellish the melancholy of the night and the desolation of my dreams. In the world without you, half the city is buried in smoke and dust, and there is no lingering affection in the pond where Yuanyang plays in water. All the good things you promised have become the sadness of my dance steps.

49. I want to be with you, away from the world, away from the noise, set foot on the grassland, walk into the desert, listen to the rain in the south of the Yangtze River, go fishing in the West Lake, fight for the ferry in the morning, dream of going back to the boat at night, listen to Zen in the temple, sleep in the barren hills, and don't love this fireworks. Nature is infinite, chic and free. I just don't know whose dream I will walk into after you accompany me, who I will accompany for a lifetime, and who are you for?

50. When a wild animal is injured, it can run to the cave to hide, then lick the wound and persist, but once asked, it can't stand it.

5 1. One day I will walk away from you silently.

52. I don't like talking, but I talk the most every day. I don't like to laugh, but I always laugh. People around me say that my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. But why did I suddenly become silent among a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? I forgot to talk when I watched the trees fall leaves madly in autumn, and I forgot the original direction when I watched the warm yellow light on the road as it was getting late.

Lonely people always think of everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

55. Some things are suddenly realized after repeated disappointments, and some people suddenly look down upon them after repeated disappointments.

56. We always promised the wrong person at the right time, but refused the right person at the wrong time.

57. Probably the difference between you and me is that when I play hide-and-seek, I will worry if I can't find you. If you can't find me, you will go home.

58. Sometimes, you have to pretend to be happy just to prevent others from asking you what's wrong.

59. Some opportunities come once in a lifetime. If you miss them, you will miss them. Even if you go back, it will not be the same as before, whether it is people or things.

60. A boy watched the girl he loved get married in frustration. He didn't understand why the groom wasn't him, so someone showed him things from past lives. When the girl died in a previous life, he saw her take off her clothes and cover her body, but the man the girl married was the one who buried her in a previous life. In this life, she came to return the favor, so she gave him a love and gave another man a lifetime of waiting. The former is life, the latter is life.

6 1. I don't know what I really want and what kind of life I want when I lie in bed at night. Is life too empty now, or is it too empty inside? What happened to us? Do we always like moaning, or do we really like this self-deception idea? Living a clean and happy life, but I can't laugh. Are we asking too much, or are we giving too little?

62. If one day I don't bother you anymore, if one day, there is no me in your life, no phone call, no news, no concern, no little temper. I showed everything, you know, know, know, finally moved, but I left. Strange today, familiar yesterday.

63. Who will feel sorry for themselves if they miss the flowering period? After missing the ending, who still misses the characters in the story? You and I, two ends of life, stand forever. The flowering period is like a tide, the spring grass thunders, and it grows into a scene that never fades, dancing all the way in each other's red leaf world. You and I, make jokes about gathering and parting, refresh the border and boundary markers of missing our country, cut off the autumn waters in the sky, fill the silent pain, shake hands with cups, and ask for nothing.

Ten maxims of life

1, while the weather is fine, while studying young.

2, the mountains and rivers are not heavy enough, it is very important to meet a bosom friend.

3. If a worker wants to do a good job, he must sharpen his tools first.

4. Sit firmly on the fishing boat to avoid the storm.

5, reading thousands of books, writing like a god.

6, the saddle does not leave the horse's back, A does not leave the body.

7. Wisdom is enough to decorate right and wrong, and argument is enough to say right and wrong.

8. If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer.

9, stay in the green hills, don't worry about firewood.

10, morality is lenient, wealth is frugal.

1 1. He who laughs last laughs sweetest.

12, not afraid of reading difficulties, I am afraid that my heart is not specialized.

13, to see the sun, for all his glory, buried by the coming night.

14, learn from and obtain.

15, grow the ambition of others and destroy yourself.

16, familiar with swimming, don't like the river below.

17, nothing is difficult in the world, if you put your mind to it.

18, the scholar doesn't go out, but he knows what's going on in the world.

19, poor and healthy, not falling into the blue sky.

20, endure the pain of the moment, endure the pain of the moment.

2 1, don't burn incense at ordinary times, hurry up to make up lessons.

22. Swallows make firewood and swans can swim.

23. Be reasonable, forgive others, be reasonable and harmonious.

However, as long as China maintains our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor.

25. Grow the ambition of others and destroy yourself.

26, eating people with short mouths and short hands.

27, the prime of life no longer comes, it is difficult to get up in the morning.

28. Happiness is for you, and loneliness is for yourself.

29, the source is clean, and the shape is positive.

30. Be a man in advance and win the trust of others first.

3 1, it is better to build a seven-level floating map than to save a life.

32. Trees are useful and people are useful.

33. My husband is ambitious, but Wan Li is near.

34, one year bitten by a snake, three years afraid of straw rope.

35. People under the eaves have to bow their heads.

36, there is nothing in the world, and mediocrity calls it.

37. The sharper the knife, the more brains you use.

38. But you only need to climb a flight of stairs to broaden your horizons by 300 miles.

39. Anger comes from the heart, and evil comes from bravery.

40, the dumb eat coptis, there is bitterness.

4 1, there are no two mornings in a day, and the time is over.

42. Young people don't work hard, but old people are sad.

43. Wildfire never completely devoured them, but they grew taller again in the spring breeze.

44. Knowledge is the ladder of human progress.

45, the spring water is endless, and knowledge cannot be learned.

Love words of no more than ten words.

1, forgive me for going my own way and missing the scenery that loves you.

No matter where you are, I am only a turn away from you.

3, you are ugly and I am blind!

I can't stop the wind from leaving, and I can't keep the sky you love.

5. I like you and I am willing to give you up.

6. So be it. Love will come to an end, so break up.

7. Give me time for a song and let me say goodbye first.

8. I put on my tail ring and casual clothes. You and I come from two different worlds.

9. What's sad is the time you can't go back.

10, intersection, you turn left, I turn right, and don't look back.

1 1, I love you, is this the end?

12, can we only let go of each other if we are separated?

13. After that day, we became strangers.

14, sunny day, comfortable start. Rainy day, happy ending.

15, don't look back, no matter how good you used to be.

16, you broke my heart, and I decided to let go.

17, leave no room, not to delay each other.

18, breaking up does not mean giving up love! I know you gave up.

19. Are you happy after you left me? Do you feel relieved after breaking up?

20. At the beginning, I was so happy. Now, I am sad.

2 1. When we broke up, you said we were still friends! Now, I am a stranger than a stranger.

22. I thought that as long as you pay silently, one day you will understand that in the end you still can't accept it.

23. Those who agreed to be friends after breaking up became the most familiar strangers.

24, long live the lovelorn, lonely and innocent, so is breaking up, girls are not ashamed to cry.

25. I tried to suppress, but how can love stop?

26.we broke up. Please tell your friends that I dumped you.

27. Later I had nothing to do with him.

28. Take your love for me and get out of my world.

29, watching you leave, tears like rain.

30. The first breakup is accidental, and the second breakup is inevitable.

3 1, I said I wanted to go, and you didn't even let me go.

32. Leave your world with my broken heart.

33. The most charming smile disappears at the moment you leave.

34. I will take that moment of turning around as eternity between us.

35. Use all your courage to hold up the brightest smile.

Let's enjoy it.

37. Two people, one turns left and the other turns right, and that's it. Never see each other again.

38. Why do you want to kick me out when I fall in love with you?

39. When you said goodbye, my heart was broken, but you were indifferent.

40. Once love is gone! I will never be infatuated!

4 1, it doesn't matter whether the world is black or white, because you have left.

42. That promise was finally carved into a cross wound of love at the time of farewell.

43. You looked at me and said she was better than me.

44, don't love, don't love! Labor and capital will not die! Fuck off! Fuck off! Labor and capital are not rare!

45. If he can give you a shoulder instead of me, I can accept it, or you can get out of my world.

46. At the end of the picture, the silence stopped, and you didn't even say goodbye.

47. The dream is broken, the heart is still there, and everything used to be so ethereal.

48, love, a word of parting.

49. Put down what should be put down, and quit the game if there is no result.

50. You said that if there is no love, please let go. You know it's easy to talk about.

5 1, when love is no longer pure, it is better to end the countdown.

I won't be happy if you tie me up like this. Why don't you let me go?

53. Some people remember that our emotional route has come to an end!

In the end, we ran counter to each other.

55. It's not that I don't love you, but that society is too realistic.

56. I just want to be with you. Don't break up with me.

I don't love you, but I miss you. It doesn't matter how hard it is.

I really like you, but I hope you will stop treating me like a monkey.

59. I can help you. Actually, I am a third party.

We love each other very much, but we like to be apart.

6 1, you said you don't have to force it and don't wait for you any longer.

62. After we broke up, we were strangers to each other, and no one knew anyone.

63, our character, no one is willing to bow, and finally leave.

64. Your world is no longer disturbed.