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The story of Liu Yong and He Shen eating fish

In the Qing Dynasty, Emperor Qianlong hosted a banquet in front of the imperial court to entertain Liu Yong and Xiao Shenyang. There was a tribute of shad on the table, and Qianlong asked them to share it. It is said that this shad is very rare. It is produced in Zhenjiang and sent to Beijing by Pegasus. Lu Yong thought, isn't it a waste for small Shenyang to eat such delicious food? So, the plan came to mind and shouted, Long live, I only eat fish heads. Gan Long wanted to know why, and Liu Yong replied that fish head food can increase wisdom. Small shenyang a listen to nasty, thought Lu Yong is much smarter than him. Then the eunuch brought the fish, and the little Shenyang grabbed the fish head and ate it first.

I only took a few bites, and then I regretted it. The fish head tastes terrible, and it's stuck in my mouth. Looking back, Liu Yong has eaten all the shad meat. He didn't react to be cheated, and immediately let Gan Long make a decision with a face of injustice. Ganlong asked Liu Yong why he lied that eating fish heads made him smart. Lu Yong unhurriedly replied, "I'm not lying. You see, after eating the fish head with navel, you will know that it is not as delicious as the fish body. Isn't this learning? "

Hehe, this is probably the most classic joke about fools and fish. So, is there really a connection between fish and wisdom? The answer is yes. Modern nutritionists have a high opinion of fish. First of all, fish is rich in protein, and the amount and proportion of amino acids contained in it are most suitable for human needs, which is a good source for protein. Secondly, fish contains less fat and is mostly composed of unsaturated fatty acids. The absorption rate of human body can reach 95%, which has the functions of lowering cholesterol and preventing cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases. In addition, fish fiber is very short, with high water content and tender meat, which is more easily absorbed than the meat of livestock and poultry. So, act quickly, don't be "stupid", but "eat fish".