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What do you mean "Mulan has no big brother"

Mulan has no brother: Mulan has no brother.

Original text:

Mulan Poetry/Mulan Ci

Dynasty: Southern and Northern Dynasties

Chatting, Mulan is knitting at home. I can't hear the loom, but I hear the woman sigh. (Text only: Only)

Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women have nothing to think about, and women have nothing to remember. Last night, I saw the military post, and Khan ordered more soldiers. The military books have 12 volumes, all with the names of lords. Grandpa has no eldest son, Mulan has no big brother, and she is willing to be a pommel horse, so she will sign for him from now on.

Buy horses in the east, saddles in the west, reins in the south and whip in the north. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the Yellow River splashing. Say goodbye to the Yellow River and go to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard Yanshan Hu riding a horse.

Wan Li to Rongji, the mountain is flying. The breath of the new moon is golden, and the cold light is iron. The general died in battle, and the strong man returned in ten years.

See you later, the son of heaven is sitting in the hall. Policy 12 turn, before reward 100. Khan asked him what he wanted. Mulan doesn't need Shang Shulang. She is willing to send her son back to his hometown not far from Wan Li. (1: I would like to borrow a camel to travel thousands of miles)

Hearing the news of my daughter, I went out to help Guo; As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she had to cut her red makeup. When I heard my sister coming, I sharpened my knife at pigs and sheep. Open my East Pavilion door, sit in my West Pavilion bed, take off my wartime robe and wear my old clothes. When the window is decorated with clouds and temples, the mirror is painted yellow. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was both surprised and busy: I spent twelve years together, but I didn't know Mulan was a girl. (paste: post it; Surprised: embarrassed)

Male rabbits have messy feet and female rabbits have blurred eyes; When two rabbits walk side by side, can I tell if I am a male or a female?

Translation:

Loom after loom, Miss Mulan opened the door while weaving. The loom stopped and only the girl sighed.

Ask the girl what she is thinking, ask the girl what she is thinking. The girl didn't miss anything, and the girl didn't recall anything. I saw the draft documents last night and learned that the king was recruiting on a large scale. There are so many conscription documents, each with his father's name on it. My father has no adult sons, and Mulan has no brothers. Mulan was willing to buy saddles and horses and went out for her father from then on.

Buy horses in the east market, saddles and cushions under saddles in the west market, chews and reins in the south market and whips (whips) in the north market. In the morning, I said goodbye to my parents and set off. In the evening, I camped by the Yellow River. I can't hear my parents calling my daughter, but I can hear the rushing of the Yellow River. Say goodbye to the Yellow River in the morning and arrive at the foot of Heishan (Yanshan) in the evening. I can't hear my parents calling for my daughter, but I can hear the chirping of Hu Bing steeds in Yanshan.

March Wan Li to the battlefield, cross the pass and climb mountains, as fast as flying. The sound of knocking came from the cold wind in the north, and the cold moonlight reflected the armor of the soldiers. After countless battles, some soldiers died, and some returned triumphantly ten years later.

Back to the emperor, the emperor will sit in the palace. Mulan was awarded the highest prize and won more than 100 gold medals. The son of heaven asked Mulan what she wanted. Mulan didn't want to be an official in Shangshu Province, but wanted to take me back to my hometown on a swift horse.

When parents heard that their daughter was back, they helped each other out of the city (to see Mulan). When my sister heard that she was back, she dressed up across the door. When I heard that my sister was back, I sharpened my knife and slaughtered pigs and sheep. Open the door in the east of my boudoir, sit on the bed in the west of my boudoir, take off my shirt, put on my girl's clothes, arrange my hair as soft as a cloud in front of the window, and stick a yellow flower on my forehead in front of the mirror. When we went out to meet our campers, they were very surprised: we walked together for twelve years and didn't even know Mulan was a girl.

When the rabbit's ears are hanging in the air, the male rabbit's feet often move, and the female rabbit's eyes often squint (so it is easy to tell). When two rabbits, male and female, run side by side, how can we tell which is the male and which is the female?