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What sweet dreams have you had?
I have a favorite male star. In my dream, we got married. He took good care of me. As long as I like something, he gives me money without blinking. We live happily. I have his children, and I like being held in his arms.
3. When I was in ancient times, I didn't know which generation it was. I am a chivalrous woman who walks the Jianghu, and I am liked by both the children of the official family and the decent disciples of the noble family. My heart is jumping like a deer, and I can't decide who to marry in the end in hesitation. So the maid next to me gave me an idea, saying that they were both married, sleeping constantly chauffeured for one or three days, sleeping with the Great Xia for two or four days, and sleeping by themselves for the rest of the day. I quickly rewarded the servant girl with twelve taels of silver and praised her. That's a good idea.
4. I can't move when I am acupunctured. Suddenly, I saw a figure sneaking up to me, blindfolded me and untied my skirt. At this time, the picture looks familiar. I know I'm a little dragon girl, and the bastard I'm in cahoots with is Yin Zhiping. So I shouted, I know who you are, untie my acupuncture point and help me up quickly. Yin Zhiping untied my acupoints with trembling hands, took the black cloth that covered my eyes, and said trembling, Miss Long, I have been in adore you for a long time. I didn't mean to offend you purely. I hope you can forgive me. Although he can move freely at this time, he is no match for Yin Zhiping for the time being. In order to keep my innocence, I can only use expedient measures, so I told him that I know you have admired me for a long time, but I can't follow you for no reason. To marry me, I need to prepare a house of 1200 gold, and I will marry you after three in and three out. Yin Zhiping said happily, OK, Miss Long, wait for me. These things are a piece of cake for me. I will marry you as soon as I come back. Watching him fart, I let out a whoop. With you, an ordinary person, there is nothing like my son.
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