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Classic dialogue on a Chinese Odyssey 1

Tang Priest: Wukong, do you know what sonorous sonorous is?

Supreme treasure: what clang clang clang clang clang clang clang?

Tang Priest: Party Party Party Dangdang, that is (singing) only you! You can accompany me to the western classics. ...

Supreme treasure: hey ...

Tang Priest: An Liyou!

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I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings!

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Supreme treasure: I really can't I tell you. ...

Tang Priest: Go-go-!

Supreme treasure: Fuck you! Is that all you got to say (Punching down the Tang Priest) I have already told you that I can't do it, and you have to go up-up-! Open-open-! I can't stand ignoring me completely, and I'll stab you to death again!

Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha ...

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue II

Supreme treasure: the night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so neither could you, Jingjing!

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Bai Jingjing: Why did you shave off your beard? Do you know that you have no personality without a beard?

Supreme treasure: Really?

Bai Jingjing: Well, you can't write in Chinese or use force. You don't want to be a mountain thief. Do you want to be a champion?

Supreme treasure: I thought about it. ...

Bai Jingjing: Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!

Supreme treasure: I see, I will definitely continue to work hard! (turns and runs)

Bai Jingjing: Because that smelly monkey won't be so gentle with me. Who the fuck are you ?

Supreme treasure: I will be your husband in 500 years. 500 years later, you gave up this relationship because of me. I worked so hard to come back here and do all these things for you. Jingjing, I miss you. I really miss you. I miss you so much! Do you believe it or not?

3. Supreme Treasure: Keep people under the sword! The result was suicide. Why did you kill yourself?

Bai Jingjing: I'll kill you first!

Supreme treasure: what a hero! Leave me alone!

Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you!

Supreme treasure: I was thinking ... give me a reason to kill me first!

Bai Jingjing: OK! You left me without saying a word, and you had a son with my senior!

Supreme treasure: You have completely misunderstood. ...

Bai Jingjing: Go to hell! (brandishing a sword to chop)

Supreme treasure: no, hero! I went back to ask your senior sister for an antidote to save you, and it was too late to find you when I got back.

Bai Jingjing: You lied to me!

Supreme treasure: You don't believe it? (Pulls out Yu Pei) Look.

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue 3

Bajie: In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him, but now there is a fairy from Xia Zi, and I am afraid he is a little higher than me.

Friar Sand: I'm here!

Bajie: Because of you, he is a little taller than me!

Tang Priest: Go!

Wukong: Master, where are you going?

Tang Priest: Tianzhu! (first out of the hole)

Wukong: Master, why do you talk like that?

Bajie: Master always speaks simply and clearly! go to

Supreme treasure: I don't think there will be moonlight tonight.

Girl: Really? Bitch, you can't run out of my Wuzhishan, huh!

Supreme treasure: What's your name?

Girl: Last name is Lin.

Supreme Treasure: Oh, so you are the "Brigitte Lin" that my eldest brother always said.

Girl: Your big brother?

Supreme treasure: The guy you hit yesterday is called Supreme treasure.

Girl: What about you?

Supreme treasure: I'm his twin brother. My name is Zhi Zunyu.

Maiden: Supreme Treasure, Wisdom Jade? Trying to cheat me?

Supreme treasure: Hee hee, you are so smart. Actually, my eldest brother's real name is Qin Han, and my name is Qin Xianglin.

Maiden: What are you doing here?

Supreme treasure: I ... I admire you very much.

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue 4

Guanyin: the Monkey King, you bastard, in order to marry Niu's sister, he even gave you your master Tang Sanzang as a gift, and invited the monster to eat Tang Priest's meal with you. Do you admit your mistake?

Wukong: Sanbapo! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

Wukong: Wow! Shut up!

Tang Priest: You startled me again!

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Tang Priest: Wukong, you are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around. It's wrong to throw things around. Hey, why did you throw away the stick before I finished? Moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it around will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's not good to hit flowers and plants!

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Tang Priest: What are you doing?

Wukong: Let go!

Tang Priest: Do you want it? Don't you just want to be clear? I'll give it to you if you want it. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it! You can't ask me not to give it to you, but to give it to you. Be reasonable! Now, on the count of three, you must make it clear whether you want to. ...

Wukong: I am Kao! (Knock down the Tang Priest with one punch)

Guanyin: Huh? The Monkey King!

Wukong: Ha ha ha ha ha! Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help! (Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )

Wukong: So I caught the fly, crushed its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him!

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Tang Priest: Sister, this is all your fault!

Guanyin: Huh?

Tang Priest: Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!

Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, I've long heard of your verbosity. I didn't expect you to be so verbose! The diamond ring I gave you was used to subdue this monkey, but you were useless!

Tang Priest: Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. After wearing it, it is very uncomfortable. I can't sleep all night, it will get me into trouble! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one?

Tang Priest: I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to pay the price of my life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? Please forgive me for doing this, sister. I just want to influence the bad guys to match my fearless spirit of compassion!

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue 5

Supreme treasure: I must miss Jingjing too much.

Bodhi: Yes, you called Jingjing 98 times when you fainted.

Supreme treasure: Jingjing is my wife.

Bodhi: There is another Xia Zi. You called him 784 times!

Supreme treasure: huh? !

Bodhi: 784 times ... This Xia Zi must owe you a lot of money.

Supreme treasure: come out! Grapes!

Bodhi: I don't want to spy on you. I just want to study some subtle feelings between people.

Supreme treasure: you are just a robber, big brother. Don't learn from others.

Bodhi: Robbers are also learned.

Supreme treasure: save it and go to bed!

Bodhi: Is Xia Zi an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Is your mind full of question marks? ...

Supreme Treasure: Xia Zi is just someone I know! I lied to her before, but now I just feel a little guilty. I hate her more and more! I'm getting married tomorrow. What do you want?

Bodhi: One day, you find yourself in love with someone you hate. This relationship is the most deadly!

Supreme treasure: but how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Would you please give me a reason? Please.

Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme treasure: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Hey, I'm learning from you. Why are you so serious? Need it? (turning around)

A Chinese Odyssey Classic Dialogue VI

Tang Priest: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. (Little demon armor begins to vomit. )

Tang Priest: Hey, he got it. Did you get it?

Tang Priest: People and goblins are born of mothers, different people are fucking people, and demons are fucking demons.

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Small demon armor: I can't stand it! (Draw a sword and commit suicide)

Tang Priest: What's your mother's name?

Demon B: Ah! (nervous breakdown)

Tang Priest: Look, it's my sister who wants to save my sister now, and that sister will definitely save her sister in the future.

Tang Priest: Look, am I right? (At this moment, Little Demon B hanged himself beside Tang Priest. )

Tang Priest: You are faster than me. You are really great!

Tang Priest: Look out! It thundered! It's raining to collect clothes! (The kids all fainted. )

Classic dialogue of lion roar

From now on, you can only love me, spoil me and don't lie to me. You must do everything you promise me, be sincere in everything you say to me, and don't bully me or scold me. Believe me, if someone bullies me, you must come out and help me as soon as possible. If I am happy, you must be happy with me. If I am unhappy, you must make me happy. You must always think that I am the most beautiful, and you must see me in your dreams. ...

Classic dialogue of taxi drivers

1. People who drive Fukang look down on those who drive Li Xia. Seeing the driver in Li Xia wearing white gloves, the driver didn't believe it. "Yo, wow, Li Xia is still wearing white socks!" "

Once again, the tail gas of a car in front of our car is very turbid, and a lot of black smoke is emitted. The driver said, "The car in front burns firewood."

You can't go straight under Xizhimen Bridge in the north-south direction. To the north, you need to go around the bridge twice, or take the Jimen Bridge once, and to the south, you need to detour to the exhibition hall. A master said, "We should hang two sofas on this bridge, one in the south and the other in the north, so that the designer can sit on them all day and watch the cars in line and see what nonsense he designs himself."

4. From Zizhu Bridge to Xizhimen on Baiyi Road, there is a big semicircle, which is a waste of space. I asked the driver what was the reason for this design. The master said, "This? You don't know, this is waiting to be selected into the Guinness Book of Stupid Things. "

I wrote another thing in the novel, so I'll repeat it here. Once talking about the 2008 Olympic Games, I asked my teacher, have you started learning English now? Deeply wronged, he sighed, "Wow!" I asked, "How do you study law and take classes?" He said, "Let's buy tapes!" "Then plug in the tape and say," Let me show you. Cheerful music started and I heard, "Do you know this address?" "The master didn't speak, followed by Chinese:" Do you know this address? " The master said, "I don't know! The tape says, "Yes, I know. Yes, I know. " The master said, "Oh! He knows, he knows you ask him! " We laughed. The tape goes on to say, "Sorry, I don't know. I'm sorry, I don't know. The master was very angry. He said, "Oh! You don't know? ! "Tell us:" Where do you think you can learn this? We're all so old, he's here for a while and he doesn't know for a while! " "

6. One day, when it was windy, my chicken and I took a taxi home. When I passed a crossroads, I saw a noodle door lying in the middle of the road. I guess the speed and wind speed overturned the car. Just as we drove past the small noodles, the people inside opened the door and tried to climb out. The driver in our car said, "All right, open the door. He thought he was driving a tank. "

7. When I was sitting in Tianjin, most drivers liked to scold Tianjin for chaos. A driver told us a joke, but he said it in a very serious tone. "That bin Laden wanted to make trouble in China, but why didn't he act? It is said that he took a look at Shanghai, well, an international metropolis, which is very prosperous. Let me make money and not blow it up! I flew to Beijing to have a look. Wow, there are so many historical sites and cultural relics, and mosques. We should keep them instead of blowing them up. As soon as I moved to Tianjin, the driver said that there were no historical sites and it was not prosperous. Did it blow up? Bin Laden said, "It was bombed. Too shabby. " So he turned and left.

8. One night, my husband and I crowded together in Little Xia Lili to go back to our home from our parents' home. My husband is also a crazy fast driver, but he is quiet in other people's cars. He sat in the front seat, and we were quiet all the way. But when he saw the master go through five levels and cut off six generals, he rushed left and right, and the flute played around us like a gangster film. When waiting for the red light, he suddenly asked the front seat, which had been silent, "Are you afraid?" We froze at once, and my husband quickly said, "No, no, you drive really well." Although it is fast, it is really stable. "The master said," I used to drive a military vehicle, and I can't stand the car in front. "

9. One thing was told to me by my colleague. The master asked them, "Do you like singing?" Answer: "Not bad, not good at singing." The master said, "Oh, I like singing very much. My favorite is plum blossom trick. Shall I sing a song for you? " Colleagues and husbands looked at each other and politely said "OK, OK ~ ~", and the master did. The most interesting thing is that the monologue in the middle never stops: "Plum blossom … come on, what what, plum blossom … come on, what what." Pity our colleagues, both of them fought back their laughter and listened to the whole plum blossom trick with their thighs between their legs. Finally, the master said, "My brother works in a karaoke bar. Let's go to play together one day. "

10, another time, we attended a wedding and had nothing to say. After walking a few kilometers, the master suddenly said, "Did you two quarrel?" Why don't you talk? This kind of life still needs passion. I don't think you have passion. Let me play you a song. It was the first time that we listened to Chyi Chin's Memorial Day in laughter.

1 1, comparable to this, when you are in love, you sit in a yellow face after doing business, and the master asks, "Do you have a boyfriend?" I replied sweetly, "Yes." Q: "Is it good for you?" I said shyly, "OK." As a result, the master came over and said, "OK? They are all fake! " I have met such a master, or his buddy, probably the kind who is particularly willing to wake up dizzy young women. He asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I honestly answered no. Then he added, "It's better not to look for him. Men nowadays are not good things! ! "It's definitely not boring, it belongs to the tone of warning language ~ ~ I called it inversion at that time.

12, once I moved (I never moved alone), and after I got into a taxi, a friend from other places came to send me a text message. As soon as the phone rings, I press the key to read the message, and then press a few words to reply. Halfway through the car, the driver suddenly came to enlighten me. "Did you quarrel? Why don't you answer your cell phone? How did he offend you? Go back and treat him well. Is it worth moving? By the way, what did he do to you? ..... "Persuasion is quick and reasonable, and there is no time for me to interrupt. I was in distress situation, and my mobile phone rang again. The driver shouted, "You answered ~ ~ ~ ~".

13. On Valentine's Day, I took a taxi to pick up my boyfriend from work. The driver on the road asked me, "Do you want to date your boyfriend?" I said, "Hmm!" The driver asked again, "Surely you will receive flowers today?" I said, "He's not used to it." He said, "Then I'll give you one." I immediately took out a rose from a bunch of roses beside him and handed it to me. I was flattered ~ ~ and I saw my boyfriend as soon as I got off the bus. I lifted the flower, and his face turned black.

14, one day my boss and I came back from outside and took him home with a car. When I got off the bus, the driver asked me, is your boss from the south? I said, "Him? Cut. " The driver said, "Does he speak English?" I said, "Yes." Don't you scold his boss? I'm embarrassed to make him understand. The driver said, "Does your boss earn 3000 yuan a month?" I said, "Three thousand? ! Not just, not just. " Master this led to speculation, speculation to a certain amount, he also don't want to guess. He felt impossible and asked me sincerely, "How do you think people earned so much money?" I said, wow! It's not easy either. The master said, "What's not easy? I just suffer indignities! Give me five thousand dollars! Scold casually! Say what you like, five thousand dollars! "

15, once again, the master asked me, "How about driving by yourself?" I said, "I don't know yet." He said, "Hey, it's not gonna be okay, it's not gonna be okay." There are too many street killers on the street now. Usually, you can't see it. They all drive fast. When they got to the parking lot, hey, they showed their true colors. "

16. Let's start with a bus driver. A passenger sticks his head out of the window. The driver said, "the one who sticks his head out puts his head back." This car can't put your head down!

Crayon Shinchan Classic Dialogue

The beauty was shocked: "It's good to be able to swim."

Xiao Xin: "Beautiful scenery, you are more and more like a fish."

Mei Jing: "You mean like a mermaid?"

Xiao Xin: "No, you have more and more crow's feet."

Hongdao: "What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? "

Xiao Xin: "I took it in your drawer."

Teacher Ji Yong: "Xiao Xin, you have done a good job recently."

Xiao Xin: "This is all due to the police's anti-vice."

Teacher Ji Yong: "What is the relationship between sweeping pornography and homework?"

Xiao Xin: "My dad has no place to go at night, so he has to stare at my homework at home."

Mei Jing: "My parents have something to do tonight and will be back very late."

Xiao Xin: "Then I will be very tired!" " "

Mei was shocked: "Why?"

Xiao Xin: "I will get tired of watching TV."

Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor."

Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal!"

Kitten: "Who are your parents?"

Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman."

Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce?

Fish shop owner: "No."

Xiao Xin: "Do you sell mustard?"

Fish shop owner: "No."

Xiao Xin: "I dare to open a shop without anything."

Teacher Ji Yong: "What do tadpoles become when they grow up?"

Xiao Xin: "Pan."

Teacher Ji Yong: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat it again? "

Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment."

Teacher Ji Yong: "There is a first aid class now, and someone is injured. What should I do first? "

Xiao Xin: "I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation?"

Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard?"

Sister: "It's all because of you."

Xiao Xin: "Me?"

Sister: "Yes, someone in our family must be promising!" " "

Mei was shocked: "I have to go home as soon as the summer cram school is over." Why not listen? " I hate people who don't come home on time ... "

Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! "

Teacher Ji Yong: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat chests will bulge, just like ..."

Xiao Xin: "For example, double airbags"

Xiao Xin: "Mr. Ji Yong, I want to go to the toilet."

Teacher Ji Yong: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now? "

Xiao Xin: "The time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!" "

Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen."

Xiao Xin: "I'm flattered. How did you see that? "

Sister: "Anyway, you totally push."

Mei was shocked: "Look, my sister got 100, and you only got 50."

Xiao Xin: "I did as you said."

Mei Jing: "What did I say?"

Xiao Xin: "You said it would be nice if I only had half my sister's."

Xiao Xin: "Mei was dumbfounded. I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time."

Mei was shocked: "Why did you call twice in a row?"

Xiao Xin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up when I fell?"

Mei Jing: "Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers."

Xiao Xin: "But my classmates refused to go with me."

Mei was shocked: "Why?"

Xiao Kui: "They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brothers."

Teacher Ji Yong: "Xiao Xin, your beautiful works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow." "

Xiao Xin: "No"

Teacher Ji Yong: "Why?"

Xiao Xin: "My father did the work. He will go to work tomorrow."

Teacher Ji Yong: "Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser?" Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing? "

Xiao Xin: "I just thought about it before I did it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "

Teacher Ji Yong: "Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with' dilemma'."

Xiao Xin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam."

Teacher Ji Yong: "Is it because you can't answer the question that you are in a dilemma?"

Xiao Xin: "No, the students' answers are different, which puts me in a dilemma."

Teacher Ji Yong: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now you can use an idiom to describe the happiness of Teacher Ji Yong. "

Xiao Xin: Smiling in Jiuquan

Mei Jing: "Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point."

Xiao Xin: "I have already lost at the starting point."

Mei Jing: "What have you lost?"

Xiao Xin: "Heredity"

Hongdao: "Look how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? "

Xiao Xin: "At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father."

Mei Jing: "I thought you were doing your homework, but I didn't expect you to play video games."

Xiao Xin: "It's not my fault."

The beauty was shocked: "Is it my fault?"

Xiao Xin: "Yes, who told you to walk so lightly?"

Mei Jing: "Xiao Xin, have you found 10 times the money this semester?"

Xiao Xin: "No, I only found it once."

Mei was shocked: "Then how can there be ten unforgettable honor cards?"

Xiao Xin: "I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins."

Xiao Kui: "Brother, what should we do if there are bad teenagers blackmailing us?"

Xiao Xin: "Catch up with him"

Xiao Kui: "Can you beat them?"

Xiao Xin: "I just need to beat you."

Xiao Xin: "Mei Jing, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?"

The beauty paused: "Yes."

Xiao Xin: "Well, the series ends today. You can't stop me from watching it."

Xiao Xin: "Mei Jing, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her."

Mei was shocked: "That's very thoughtful, just give it to her 10 yuan!" "

The beauty was shocked: "Hey! Why did you buy sausages? "

Xiao Xin: "She only sells sausages!" "

Mei paused: "You turned on the TV again."

Xiao Xin: "I don't want to watch TV."

Mei Jing: "Then what are you doing?"

Xiao Xin: "I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong."

Stephen Chow's classic dialogue

1. A juggler Actually, I am a juggler who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the film market, improves the connotation of young people, and is well-proportioned and graceful. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing!

You should do this. I should die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is ... ten thousand years!

3. Gourmet

Water is famous for picking up girls countless times, and it is a thorn in all our men. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is widely regarded as the lover of neighbors and the soul of tea restaurants. Everyone knows that Prince Egg Tower is proud, but he is kind-hearted and low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can make the best use of the fire that God has given to mankind and cook a super dish called the art of fire. After all, he is a fairy. Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ Oh, my God!

4. Tang Bohu ordered Chou-heung

Is that really the case? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry! Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

5. shaolin soccer

Sir: I'm a left Qinglong and a right white tiger. The old cow is at the waist and the faucet is at the chest. If people don't kill people, the Buddha won't kill the Buddha! The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came with the wind,

I'm not afraid to tell you, I've seen UFOs since BB, which is what the world calls UFOs and UFOs. You got it? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster again. I talked with bigfoot in the Himalayas and guessed spring. Plus, I play roller coasters every morning, pirate ships at night, pirate ships in the morning, roller coasters at night and pirate ships many times at dusk. Let me tell you something.

Do you think I can't find you if I hide? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that dry martini all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's accommodation. Don't you have to pay that woman?

Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil. There is a natural circulation and the weather is good. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.

What about his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!

With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!

The alkaline water surface has not been chilled, so it is full of alkaline water. Fish balls also have no fishy smell, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry juice to make curry fish balls. But it's naive, because you haven't cooked enough time. The taste of curry is only on the surface, not at all. Fish balls will be diluted when they are put into soup. A good curry fish balls will keep you from tasting fish and curry. Defeat Never pick carrots, too much muscle, failure! The pigskin was so badly cooked that it didn't bite the head. Defeat Pig blood will rot, disperse and fail when it is caught! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, shit. Hey, shit. Did you get a look at him? Hey, shit.

Haircuts shouldn't be crazy. You should cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face, your figure, your hairstyle, it doesn't match at all! ! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want?

There's nothing wrong with you. Your parents did this to you!

More than 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I suddenly stop urinating, and then I think of her, and when I feel sweet, I forget the half-bubble urine.

As soon as he received the first blow, he cut his forehead to his nose. Then, right in front of his stall, his tail keel was cut several times, and two tendons were broken, which suppressed the trigeminal nerve and affected the central system of the brain, even his teeth came out.

After beheading the head of a chicken, burning yellow paper, and bleeding for the alliance, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother in the Heaven and Earth Society, and temporarily incorporated into Aoki Hall. We have ten commandments, twenty commandments, thirty commandments and eighty commandments. If you break one of them, even if you are my apprentice, you will die by the sword.

But in this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.

My wife, I live near Suzhou. There is a house and a field at home, and it is endless. Who knows that Tang Bohu, he is outrageous and ruthless, colluding with officials to look down on heaven, occupying my big house and my land. My grandfather turned against him and he hit him with a stick. My grandmother called him a liar, but he caught him in the Tang family and raped her a hundred times. Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and drifted to the river. In order to support my father, I have to do it alone and hate the world. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and drifted to the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu is so insidious that he didn't know this situation, so he sent someone to plot against him and beat my father and son in front of the whole city. The little man was strong and his life was saved. Poor father, he's dead! This kind of hate is harder to fill. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave, earn money diligently, and read articles at the same time, vowing to gain fame and fortune, and my enemies will be strong! Since then, Tang Yin's poems have been with me, and I remember this hatred.

A: It has been ten years. I thought this country had forgotten me. B: No way. Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses. A: Really, if I lie to you, I promise my son has no asshole. B: Seeing you like this, my son certainly doesn't have an asshole. Even if he did, he was a deformed bastard! Who are you? B: Jianghu is dangerous. I never leave my name easily. Answer: since you refuse to leave your name, you have to leave a head! I have been lonely all my life. The only person who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away! A: