Chat records with high emotional intelligence and humor

1. Male: I just saw a boy and almost had sex with him. Female: That’s amazing, my brother. Male: He is so handsome that I can’t calm down for a long time. When we looked at each other, I felt Time has stopped. Woman: What then? Man: Then I put down the mirror and looked at myself again. Woman: Haha. Interpretation: Show humor. If I don’t love myself and have no confidence in myself, how can I attract the girls I like? 2. Woman: Where are you? Man: If you touch the left side of your chest, I am in your heart. Interpretation: This is a misinterpretation of flirting. Remember, even if you know each other, you must make sure it is under the premise that the girl does not hate you. 3. Female: Your sister! Male: Your uncle, I win in terms of seniority. Interpretation: "Your sister" is a meaningless statement. After flirting with a girl, she didn't want to appear too casual, so she didn't take up the topic. We can continue to use this kind of rhetoric to tease each other to bring us closer and continue the topic. In the past, I didn’t know how to tease and chat with girls. I didn’t have high emotional intelligence. I would greet girls and ask them for help. I kneeled down and flattered me countless times, but I was regarded as a good man. There was no way I could get girls to like me. I also tried chatting frequently every day and stalking, but nothing came of it. Later, I systematically learned a lot of strategies on the "High Mountain Love Network". It took only one week to confirm the relationship and quickly turned me into a lover. I strongly recommend everyone to search online. Women are not chased, but they need various chat routines to make her take the initiative to find you. 4. Female: Hum Male: Piggy Hum Interpretation: It is also a ridiculing technique, and it continues the topic while teasing. 5. Female: Do you need a beating? Male: Are you going to have a physical fight with me? Interpretation: This sentence is obviously a sexual attraction hint to enhance the relationship. If you want to reach the ambiguous stage, this answer is very effective. 6. Female: No date. Male: Stop making trouble. It’s a bit expensive to pay you for a meal and a room to have sex. Interpretation: A pun of suppression and misinterpretation. One interpretation is that she is not worth it, and the other interpretation is that it implies that there will be more than one relationship. It depends on how the girl interprets it. Humorous chat record of high emotional intelligence chat 2: When the leader pointed out the employee's problem face to face, the two people had different reactions. Xiao Liu: 1. Expressed doubts about the results; 2. After discovering that he did have a problem, he made a "joke" with the leader. Xiao Ma: 1. Apologize and admit the mistake, propose a solution, and determine the time; 2. Thank the leader and prevent similar problems. Conclusion: With two different reactions, the leader has made a judgment on the merits and demerits of each person. Commonly used phrases for chatting with high emotional intelligence 1. Don’t talk too much, and don’t get to know people too quickly. 2. It’s okay for others to laugh at themselves, but don’t open your mouth to follow them. 3. Don’t think too badly of others, and don’t think too well of others. They are all mortals. 4. You can laugh at your friend, but you can’t laugh at the things he likes. 5. Don’t say “I don’t know” or “I don’t know how” easily. You can buy yourself time to study. 6. When you are not familiar with the other party at the beginning, don’t reply until after ten o’clock in the evening when the other party sends a message. Reply the next morning, so that you can chat for another day. 7. Change "whatever" to "it's up to you". 8. You have to listen when others scold you, but don’t believe when others praise you. 9. If the other person gets angry when you make a joke, apologize instead of accusing the other person of being petty. 10. If someone smiles while chatting, and you don’t know how to respond, just respond with the same emoticon. 11. If it can be solved with emoticons, don’t use bad words! 12. Just the right and just enough routine.