Joke sentences played with my son.

Last Thursday night, I took my son to attend the wedding banquet of relatives' children. My son had a good time, and he had a better time.

Halfway through the wedding reception, the host asked on the stage if any children would like to send blessings to the couple. Seeing the big plush doll in the host's hand, his son immediately threw down his chopsticks and ran to the stage.

The host asked his son what blessing to give the couple. The son took the microphone and said seriously, "I wish the bride and groom a hundred years of harmony and early birth!" " "

The audience was amused by his son's blessing, and the host continued to ask his son, "Do you have a girlfriend?" The son said without hesitation, "Yes!" There was another burst of laughter.

The host kept asking, "What's your girlfriend's name?" The son said the girl's name with a smile, which caused laughter at the wedding scene.

The son finally got the doll and returned to his seat happily. I asked him quietly, "Didn't you say two days ago that you didn't want to be good friends with her?" Why do you say she is your girlfriend now? "

"People ask me if I have a girlfriend. If I say no, it will be embarrassing. I am still good friends with her, so I will say her name! " My son answered me seriously.

I look at my 7-year-old 10 month-old son. Although he doesn't quite understand the meaning of the word "girlfriend", his sexual consciousness has sprouted and is slowly growing.

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From the moment the sperm and egg combine, the sex of each child has been formed. As soon as the baby was born, we knew it was a boy with a chicken and a girl without one.

In the process of children's growth, they gradually wake up from the ignorant state without gender consciousness, and begin to care about their own bodies and look for gender identity.

It was summer when my son was one and a half years old. In order to make his crotch comfortable and make him urinate less, grandma put on open-backed pants for him.

My son found that his penis could move, so he began to stretch out his hand to play and had a good time. I know that he began to be interested in his body.

I immediately put on my son's pants and told him not to touch his penis. I also found a picture book "The Story of Penis" and read it with my son to let him know that he is a boy and should learn to protect his penis.

After my son goes to kindergarten, he will tell me which girl is the most beautiful in the class and which girl he likes to play with most. Although he is young, he has never deviated from the aesthetics of beautiful girls.

After the first grade, my son and a lovely girl became deskmates, and they got along well. My son forgot to bring a marker, so the girl offered to lend it to him.

The girl's eraser could not be found, so her son gave her his eraser. Of course, when two people fight, the son said that when a girl is angry, she will pull his arm.

I told my son that you are a man and a strong boy. You should learn to protect girls, don't bully them, and make way for them appropriately. This is what men should do.

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Before going to school yesterday afternoon, my son said to me, "Mom, is there a tissue at home?" I want to take two bags to school. Many people in the class have caught a cold. "

I said we don't have small packages of facial tissues at home, so bring some change to buy them. My son took three coins from the piggy bank and bought three packs of paper towels at the canteen at the school gate.

When I came home at night, my son said to me, "Mom, she asked me for paper towels today, and I gave her three." I asked her if she had a cold, too. The son said, "Yes, she caught a cold, too."

I thought to myself, it turned out that she had a cold and he wanted to buy facial tissues! Young, thoughtful, caring about others.

I sent my son to school this morning. He happened to see the girl as soon as he got off the bus. They immediately walked side by side towards the school gate, chatting while walking.

The girl twisted her ass and hit my son as she walked. The son smiled and let her go. I looked behind them and really felt beautiful.

Every boy will always have a favorite girl when he grows up, and he will gradually learn how to get along with girls, and then he will know how to get along with his wife in the future.

Some people say that all the privileges of a boy are to protect the girl he likes.

Learning to get along with girls is also a compulsory course for boys to grow up. In the process of his growth, he can learn to tolerate and understand girls by getting along with them, which will make his future life much happier.

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As a boy's mother, I have the responsibility to cultivate a gentleman boy, and the most important thing is to let him know how to get along with girls.

Respect girls and be polite to them.

My boy belongs to a lively boy. When he plays with boys, he either pushes and shoves each other, or you punch me, I punch you, which is an image of Po Hou.

This way of getting along with boys is not suitable for getting along with girls. I told my son not to touch girls' bodies and to learn to respect girls. This is what a boy should do.

When talking to girls, be polite, not rude, not to mention swearing, so that girls will be willing to be good friends with you.

Be polite to girls and don't conflict with them.

Girls always like to play small roles, especially in front of boys. This is a little habit of many little girls. They like boys to let them go.

My son once told me that she always pulls his arm at the same table and it hurts every time. I asked him how to solve it, but he said he didn't know, because he couldn't hit her either!

I give advice to my son, tell him, tell girls not to pull him. Good friends can't do this. My son did as I said, and sure enough, the girl stopped pulling him.

I estimate that if a boy picks him up, he will definitely have a fight with others, but he knows how to be polite when facing girls, so he might as well try not to conflict with them and solve the dispute in a better way.

Protect girls and assume the responsibility of men.

I took my son to the supermarket and bought a big bag of things. My son carried a shopping bag all the way, and I walked leisurely with my hands in my pockets.

After a while, my son felt tired and asked me, "Mom, can you help me carry it for a while?" My hands are sore. "I refused him directly:" You are a boy and your mother is a girl. Your mother can't handle it! "! !"

My son stopped talking, gritted his teeth and carried a shopping bag, and went home in one go. He put down his shopping bag and said to me, "Mom, I'm a man. Let me help you with everything you can't carry in the future. "

When you encourage him to protect girls with manly strength, you can stimulate boys' desire for protection, make him take on men's responsibilities, and help cultivate a sense of responsibility.

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Lu Yao said that responsibility is the best catalyst for boys to grow into men.

Let boys learn to protect girls, which not only cultivates their sense of responsibility, but also helps them learn to get along with girls and make their future lives smoother.

There is a boy at home, and his parents should teach him to protect girls and be an indomitable man when he grows up.