What jokes can you laugh at all your life?

Yes, and not only will I laugh at some jokes all my life, but everyone's jokes are different. Now I will share the treasures in my notebook as follows. It's really fun to watch and laugh once.

0 1、 ? The tortoise was hurt and asked the snail to buy medicine. Two hours have passed and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise scolded anxiously: I will die if I don't come back! At this time, there was a snail-like angry voice outside the door: you said I wouldn't go!

02. On their wedding night, the hermit crab shyly asked the spider:? Tell me, you didn't marry me for my room, did you? ? The spider asked again:? Then tell me, you didn't marry me because our family can go to the Internet cafe? ?

03. Someone kept a parrot, which was very aggressive and kept in a cage. On the first day, the sparrow was put in and killed by a parrot. The parrot said it was too small! Then put the eagle in! Eagles will die, too. But this time the parrot's hair is gone! I didn't expect the parrot to say at this time: Ya is very powerful! Not only the arm, but also it!

04. Once upon a time, there were three mice, one from China, one from America and one from England. They get together and drink more than anyone else. The American mouse took two sips and walked seven steps drunk, but that's what the British said. As a result, I didn't expect it to faint after two drinks and three steps, but the mouse in China smiled gently, drank two drinks and went back to the cave, picked up a knife and asked, Where is the cat? ?

05. The little fish asked the big fish: Mom, why do they say that the memory of fish is only seven seconds? ? The big fish said, what did you just say? ? The fish said:? What? ? The big fish said, what are you doing? ? The fish said:? What happened? ?

06. The story of crows drinking water is well known. It is said that one day a crow wanted to drink the water in the bottle, but the water was too little and the bottle was too high. Finally, the crow thought of a good way to throw pebbles into the bottle. After a period of busyness, the crow can finally drink the water in the bottle, but when she was about to drink it, an old lady came over, poured out the water and pebbles in the bottle and picked them up!

07. Last time I bragged, the spider lost to the locust, and I was always unconvinced. But knowing that I can't blow locusts at present, I found bats, frogs and crabs to practice. Everyone is here, said the spider. My grandfather is Spider-Man. Hearing this, the bat said not to be outdone, you have nothing here. My father is still Batman in America. Hearing this, the frog said not to be outdone, you two are nothing. My brother is an American Hulk. Hearing this, the crab stood up and said slowly, you are talking. Just now, the bumblebee radioed me to hurry back to Boston and said that he would discuss the attack on the United States with me tomorrow.

08, dung beetles and mosquitoes fall in love, dung beetles:? What's your occupation? ? Mosquito:? Nurse, an injection. What about you? ? The dung beetle smiled. Fate, peer, I pinch pills. ?

09. Squirrels and elephants fly together. The plane crashed halfway and all the parachutes were broken. The squirrel put up its tail. When the parachute jumped out of the plane and landed safely, the elephant grabbed a piece of cowhide and jumped in despair. The squirrel found that the elephant was safe and sound, and asked in surprise, you are so big and your cowhide is so small. How did you get down? The elephant proudly said, fortunately, I used my quick wits to blow up the cowhide!

10, the lion and the tortoise are ready to fight. Before the fight, the tortoise said to the lion, please tie up your hair before the fight! The lion said to the tortoise, then you should put down your bag, too.

1 1. A little penguin goes to play with a polar bear. After walking for three years, when I arrived at the equator, I suddenly remembered that my house was not closed, and it took another three years to close it. And then spent six years going to the North Pole, knocking on the polar bear's door and saying? Polar bear, let me play with you. ? The polar bear took one look at the penguin and said? I'm not playing! ? So the little penguin went home. ?

Share it like this, and I feel more like lovely animals. It's really funny to see these jokes and think of those animal images at the same time, hahaha.