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More than 20 nicknames I gave my baby.

"Are you mom's?"

"Intimate little cotton-padded jacket/happy little cotton-padded jacket"

"Are you mom's?"

the little baby

"Are you mom's?"

Little girl

"Are you mom's?"

"Little pimple"

"You are still mom's little Nini 'er, little darling, big doll, little steamed bread ..."

Mothers may give their children big names, nicknames, babies and the like, while I am big names, nicknames, "babies", "darling" and "dolls", mixed with conventional nicknames, local nicknames in Shandong and Shanxi, and the deductive changes of these nicknames. Put the word "small" in front of it and the word "er" behind it, or single words, overlapping words and combinations, basically. I have given my baby more than 20 nicknames.

Say a word to the baby, usually like this: Sean, mom bought you something delicious. Good boy, are you happy, little baby? You'll understand soon enough, Nell. Nell.

In short, you can involuntarily use several nicknames, not less than a dozen a day, so that your baby can fall into the infinite tenderness of his mother like eating honey every day and unconsciously spoil you.

My baby's name is * * * (three words are omitted here), which is the name with the best fortune and the highest score that my father chose with his mobile phone before the baby was discharged from the hospital to apply for a birth permit. According to the baby's date of birth, more than a dozen words are carefully selected and combined in different ways, and various fortunes such as heaven, earth, personality and general case are comprehensively analyzed one by one, as well as comprehensively scored.

At first, I was not used to calling the baby by name. I remember that when the baby was very young, he was used to calling his nickname, and the name could not be called at all. I joked that after my children went to college, my classmates came to play at home and asked, is * * * at home? The adult is stupefied: Ah? Who is it? You have the wrong house. We laughed at the joke.

Dad and grandma asked to call the child's name at ordinary times to let the child know that this is also her name. But I can't shout it out. How can I shout out if my mother loves her children without a bottom line? I feel so formal and alienated. However, sometimes the word Jia Er calls her half jokingly: Wen Er Wen Er, your mother wants you to come home for dinner.

The baby's nickname, Sean, was given by me. The meaning of this name is not to make children grateful to their mothers, nor to say that mothers appreciate their own lives, but that mothers appreciate their babies.

I thought of many names when I was pregnant, and I always felt unhappy. One day, God tells you an important news, and your mind suddenly flashes, as if there is a word floating in the sky, and that word is "grace". This word "grace" very aptly and aptly sums up my state of mind at that time. I touched the word "grace" in my mouth. "Sean", "Just call it Sean!" At that moment, the child's name was determined at once, and it was so firm.

At the moment of determining the name of the child, a very clear picture flashed in my mind: in a lighted room, a girl of eighteen or nineteen, with long hair fluttering, leaned down and put her arms around the neck of a woman of about fifty sitting on the sofa, very close. Oh, the baby is a girl, right? I may be the mother.

I was pregnant at home, so I was bored. I can hardly eat anything except fruit and milk every day. I have no strength at all, and my husband is not at home. I don't have the courage to go downstairs for fear of hypoglycemia. So every morning, as soon as my husband goes out to work, I expect him to get off work, which is very boring. The husband said, you can talk to boon boon. UH huh? Since the child had a nickname, my husband called the child's name for the first time, and I really couldn't say it at the moment. From then on, we shouted, it's easy to read. Until now, Sean's nickname has become our most everyday name.

"Sean, let's eat."

"Sean, let's go and play."

"Sean, get up and go to school."

"Sean, shall we go and play with Beibei?"

"Sean, did you enjoy the dance class today?"

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Sometimes, I will change Sean's name in various ways, such as "En", "En", "Sean", "Sean Ener Ener", "En Ener" and "En Er" ...

According to Shanxi tradition, dolls are the most common names for fathers and grandmothers, while mothers are rarely called, but they are common in mother's short messages. In Shanxi, there is another kind of address for daughters, called "little girl" and "girl baby". Everyone usually chats like this: "Is this your little girl?" How old are you? ""Yes, the girl is over 3 years old. "

According to Shandong tradition, "Ni 'er", "Lovely", "Female", "Boss" (in Shandong, girls are steamed buns and boys are steamed buns) and "Little Man" (based on "Gege Ni 'er" in Shandong) are the most common appellations. When the mother calls her, there will be all kinds of intimate names, such as "Little Darling", "Nie Nieer", "Little Daughter", "Little Steamed Bread" and "Little Steamed Bun" ... There is a kind voice in the intimate names, which makes the baby feel that she is the center of her mother and her mother is her honey pot.

There are many mosquitoes in summer. Every night when sleeping, parents will take their babies to catch mosquitoes in mosquito nets. Mom is also a good mosquito catcher. With a wave of her hand, she may have killed the mosquito, causing the doll to cheer and applaud for her mother. When the mosquito in the mosquito net is eliminated, dad will grab the baby and say, there is another mosquito here.

The baby didn't eat well before he was three years old and basically didn't eat breakfast. Last summer, for two whole months, we basically didn't eat every day, which scared us all. We couldn't find anything when we went to the hospital. Although the food is not good, but the face is fleshy, the arms and legs are fleshy, and the spirit is particularly good. She is alive and kicking every day, and grandma calls her a "living god".

After the age of three, the baby has eaten very well, basically three meals a day, especially noodles, meat, pasta and pizza. After eating, my chin came out and my face was covered with meat. As soon as my mother pinched it, it was full of meat, and she shouted "Cheng" and "Chengrou".

Baby is a "small encyclopedia" with a wide range of knowledge. No matter in books, mobile phones, TV, our daily communication, travel experiences, and all external information sources, all the words, words and sentences she comes into contact with can be recorded and used in life.

Last year, I took her to experience an English class. The teacher told me in surprise that the baby knows everything and can name any animal.

Another time I was playing outside, an old woman was holding a child. She began to ask all kinds of questions and chat with others, but all kinds of nouns could not be answered. Finally, the grandmother couldn't answer, and smiled and said, "You are a villain."

I witnessed her chatting with others all the time, and from that time on, I knew that the baby was a "small encyclopedia" with a large amount of information and a wide range of knowledge. Therefore, she is often called "the little encyclopedia".

The baby is still a "juggler". She will pretend to be you, cry, laugh and have a stomachache ... Once a rich expression is staged, we will call her a "juggler".

"Don't be picky about food, be partial to food, eat whatever you want, or you will get sick if you are not balanced in nutrition." The baby not only often tells us, but also tells the kindergarten teachers and children. "Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health", "Birds fly by themselves, horses run by themselves, I am a good baby, and I won't let my mother hold me" … whenever she doesn't eat or sleep, I call her "little theorist" with a smile.

Children are God's best gift to us. I will dedicate all my love and love her all my life. A friend asked, didn't you scold her? I said categorically: no, I only do one thing in my life, and that is-love her!