Feng Gong's classic quotations

1, kill the panda, I am a national treasure!

2, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

3. Get up and cry when you fall ~ ~ ~

4, low-key! It's the best b show! !

5. How to lose weight if you are not full?

6. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

7. I can resist everything except temptation ...

8. I not only have a car, but also rely on myself. ...

9. Light a cigarette. Smoking is lonely. ...

10, it's not that you don't laugh, you lose your powder when you laugh!

1 1, people are not smart and bald like others.

12, don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart!

13, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

14, be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

15, please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

16, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

17, don't call me if you have nothing, let alone something!

18, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

19, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

20. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

2 1, Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

22. Holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

23. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

24. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have his plan.

25. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

26. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

27. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

28. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

29. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

3 1, people never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

32. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...

33, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

34. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it's my loneliest time!

35. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

38. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

39. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and charge the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!

40. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "change-state" and the lower part is taken from the "state" of "change-state".

4 1. Decades later, we met again and sent them to the crematorium, all of which were burned to ashes. You are a pile, I am a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

42. What touched my dad the most: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, and now he plays mahjong 10 yuan to learn from you. "

43. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

44.girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules. ...

45, the so-called beauty, three points of appearance and seven points of dressing up, the so-called temperament, three points of talent and seven points of pretending, the so-called gentleness, three points of tolerance and seven points of depression.

46. If you want to be a chopstick in your next life, you won't be lonely!

I don't even believe in punctuation.

48. If you don't stay here, you stay here. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

49, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

50. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

5 1, I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

52. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

53. It's disgusting to miss you so much that you can't eat!

54. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

55. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?