What jokes can make Virgo laugh? Ask virgo boys to answer. What jokes can make you laugh?

Jokes are not divided into constellations.

1. I fired an employee of our company, and the taste was ok, but it was a little salty.

For patients with fever, eat it while it is hot.

The hospital sent Xiaoming a critical notice but forgot to charge the courier fee. The whole family wept with joy.

4. The satyr hugged the female passerby and wanted to explode. The witty girl finished removing makeup in ten seconds and successfully scared away the hooligans!

Xiaoming was hungry in the middle of the night and gave birth to a nest of pigeons.

The child always kicks the quilt when he sleeps. Fortunately, I broke my leg, or I caught a cold!

7. A boy was killed by an ogre, and the unscrupulous murderer forgot to put onions.

8. After the dean ate Mapo's tofu, she was chopped more than twenty times by Mapo on the spot.

9. Oreo, an exchange student from America, was brutally dismembered yesterday, covered with saliva and milk.

10. He gave his seat to the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled many times on the bus and was rated as one of the top ten drivers who moved China.

1 1. The police kept biting the suspect's mouth from beginning to end after insisting on the murderer.

12. The leader said to me, Xiao Zhang, you are an adult. Even if you are unhappy, don't write your real thoughts on your face, okay? No one is blind, everyone can see them. I think what he said is really reasonable, so the next day I washed the words "your mother forced" off my face.

13. Lei Feng, who never left his name when doing good deeds, tactfully silenced his grandmother who recognized him.

14. Xiaoming in the experimental class suddenly became addicted to alcohol and drank all the alcohol lamps.

15. The pregnant woman suddenly fainted on the bus. The most beautiful conductor joined dozens of caring passengers to rescue her, and finally woke up the pregnant woman to make up the ticket.

16. I lost my puppy, and sogou and I couldn't find it. I was so worried.

17. Xiaoming was exhausted by his hometown.

18. A ten-year-old boy fell into the well, and enthusiastic passers-by covered the manhole cover in time to prevent the accident from happening again.

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