Selected jokes of literati in the Republic of China

"I have crossed bridges in many places, seen clouds many times and drunk many kinds of wine, but I have only loved one person at the right age."

Shen Congwen, Capricorn male.

Call yourself a countryman.

He joined the army in his teens, and his education level is not high. Later, I signed up for the Chinese language class in yenching university, but I was not accepted and had to sit in.

This young man from Xiangxi, along the way, is not easy. He has only a primary school education and can't even use punctuation. Only he knows the hardships. Fortunately, however, he is cruel, persistent and humble to himself. Later, with the support of Hu Shi, Xu Zhimo and others, he finally went to Wusong Chinese College to teach at the age of 30. I met my destiny here, Zhang Zhaohe.

Zhang's four sisters, also known as Zhang, are the four daughters of Zhang, the principal of Suzhou Girls' Middle School in the 1920s. Zhang was born in Hefei, Anhui, and now lives in Suzhou. His ancestor was Zhang Shusheng, commander-in-chief of Huai Army who was born in Hefei in the late Qing Dynasty. There is an endless collection of books at home and Kunqu opera continues. Growing up in this family, Zhang Zhaohe is full of good family style. 65,438+08 years old, is a famous school beauty.

Shen Congwen has nothing to give except a sincere heart. His academic persistence and paranoia are also used in love.

"Dear Sansan, I love you stubbornly."

"Set me as a seal on your heart and a seal on your arm."

"Sick and thirsty people feel pain and sadness every day. Are you really willing to give some nectar to thirsty people? "

Love letters are full of entreaties. Everyone knows that he is crazy about Zhang Zhaohe. Finally, Miss Zhang Jiasan couldn't help it: "No matter whether his enthusiasm is sincere or decorated with words, I always feel that I have done something wrong, thus trapping others in misfortune."

So in the end, Shen Congwen wrote: "If dad agrees, let me know as soon as possible, so that I can have the sweetness of a countryman." This time he got a reply: "Let the country people have a sweet drink."

Their lives are full of twists and turns, and the shortcomings hidden in love are exposed in marriage. Shen Congwen always loves Zhang Zhaohe more, so the lines are full of childlike affection and helplessness. He won the battle with all his strength, but he didn't know how to take care of the baby. After marriage, Zhang Zhaohe had a lot of discontent. When they were together all the time, there were many contradictions. Their friendship continued when they separated.

Finally, Shen Congwen wrote: "You love me more than writing letters."