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Quotes about horses
Tofu is tied to a horse's tail - it can't be lifted.
The horse's tail stretched over the pipa - not worth talking about.
Circus monkey-playing with people.
Circus clown - going through the motions.
The saddle is on the donkey's back - it doesn't match the number.
Making a phone call on horseback - a strange story.
The horse stretches its legs - pose a question.
The horse crosses the bamboo bridge - it is difficult to turn.
The horse's reins are tied to the sheep's head - the wrong way.
A horse's bit is worn on an ox's mouth - it's nonsense.
Sticking palms on horseback - too far off topic.
A donkey's head sticks out of the manger - an extra mouth.
A fine horse carries a silver saddle—the two match each other.
Ride a horse without a whip - flattery.
Ride a horse and eat bean buns - stuffed.
The horse protects the tiger - that's not the case.
The horse pulls the cart - hitched.
Wearing a bridle from a horse to an ox—a mechanical application.
A fly on the horse's butt - buzzing blindly
A fly on the horse's butt - free and easy.
A thousand-mile horse-drawn rake - a waste of material.
Horse racing on the boat - desperate.
Burn the Paper Horse Shop - you will die sooner or later.
If you are willing to buy a horse, you are reluctant to buy a saddle - big things are not counted in small things.
Immediately perform acrobatics - high skill.
A horse with long horns and a mule calving—a strange thing.
The chariots, horses and artillery are approaching - a tough general.
A good horse is whipped - endure the humiliation and bear the heavy burden.
Horse thieves hang Buddhist beads - hypocritical.
Horse puller - not reused.
A short man rides a big horse - he is in a dilemma.
Bing Ling is on horse racing - untenable. Horse racing on a raft - lame.
A lame donkey runs with a horse - he cannot catch up.
The little kid rides a wooden horse - he wants to go up but not get off.
Having been racing in the clouds for a long time - the horse's feet were exposed.
At the precipice, there is no stopping - a dead end.
Carrying the bag and leading the horse - you will not enjoy the blessings
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