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Quotes about horses

Tofu is tied to a horse's tail - it can't be lifted.

The horse's tail stretched over the pipa - not worth talking about.

Circus monkey-playing with people.

Circus clown - going through the motions.

The saddle is on the donkey's back - it doesn't match the number.

Making a phone call on horseback - a strange story.

The horse stretches its legs - pose a question.

The horse crosses the bamboo bridge - it is difficult to turn.

The horse's reins are tied to the sheep's head - the wrong way.

A horse's bit is worn on an ox's mouth - it's nonsense.

Sticking palms on horseback - too far off topic.

A donkey's head sticks out of the manger - an extra mouth.

A fine horse carries a silver saddle—the two match each other.

Ride a horse without a whip - flattery.

Ride a horse and eat bean buns - stuffed.

The horse protects the tiger - that's not the case.

The horse pulls the cart - hitched.

Wearing a bridle from a horse to an ox—a mechanical application.

A fly on the horse's butt - buzzing blindly

A fly on the horse's butt - free and easy.

A thousand-mile horse-drawn rake - a waste of material.

Horse racing on the boat - desperate.

Burn the Paper Horse Shop - you will die sooner or later.

If you are willing to buy a horse, you are reluctant to buy a saddle - big things are not counted in small things.

Immediately perform acrobatics - high skill.

A horse with long horns and a mule calving—a strange thing.

The chariots, horses and artillery are approaching - a tough general.

A good horse is whipped - endure the humiliation and bear the heavy burden.

Horse thieves hang Buddhist beads - hypocritical.

Horse puller - not reused.

A short man rides a big horse - he is in a dilemma.

Bing Ling is on horse racing - untenable. Horse racing on a raft - lame.

A lame donkey runs with a horse - he cannot catch up.

The little kid rides a wooden horse - he wants to go up but not get off.

Having been racing in the clouds for a long time - the horse's feet were exposed.

At the precipice, there is no stopping - a dead end.

Carrying the bag and leading the horse - you will not enjoy the blessings