Are there any interesting sketches about environmental protection (5 people, only 4 to 5 minutes) with prizes! Go, go, go! !

1 the life of the river died mysteriously, the residents in the lower reaches got strange diseases, and the plants along the coast changed constantly. Is it residual pesticide? Or a biochemical attack? Please pay attention to the special program "Approaching Science" to be broadcast tonight: "The national football team washes their feet by the river"

A health administrator, one day a man lost a broken pen, and the health administrator told him to pick it up and throw it into the trash can. Another man came and spat. The health administrator said, "Pick it up and throw it in the trash can!" " Hearing this, the man fainted to the ground, and passers-by burst into laughter.

White mother: Xiao Bai, remember to wash your feet before going to bed.

Bai Xiaobai: Mom, why do we have to wash our feet every day?

White mother: smelly feet pollute the environment. Haven't you always been very environmentally friendly ~

Bai Xiaobai: Wrong! I don't wash my feet for environmental protection!

Because you don't wash your feet, you can save a lot of hydropower resources and help create a conservation-oriented society.

If people all over the country don't wash their feet, they can save130,000 tons of tap water and 325 million kwh of electricity every day.

Figuratively speaking, the clean water saved in 3023 days (about 8.28 years) can fill a Three Gorges.

4, a group of vampire bats can't find food, and when they are hungry, they bump into each other in the cave. This is a bat's mouth full of blood. All bats envy and ask, "Where did you find the blood?" Then the bat took them to a big tree and asked, "See?" The bat said, "Yes." The bat said, "The fog is too heavy. I didn't fucking see it just now! " ! ! ! "

Student: Teacher, the earth is polluted.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Not exactly.

Invite a few more jokes yourself.

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Student: The earth is covered with dust.