Who remembers that antonym joke?

There is a new student in a class. One day, the teacher asked him: How old are you? Student: Excuse me, is the teacher asking where I am? Teacher: Your age. Student: Oh, does the teacher want to know my age last year or this year? Teacher: nonsense, it must be this year's pull. Student: Oh, do you want me to tell you now or after class? Teacher: Now. Student: Oh, do you want me to speak loudly or quietly? Teacher: Shit, are you going to say it or not? Don't fool me! Student: Say, why does the teacher want to know how old I am?

Teacher: Can't I ask? Student: Oh, I can't answer that? Teacher: Sweat to death ...

"Come on, come on, classmates, our topic today is to repeat antonyms. The teacher said, you pick it up, ok! Teacher: The weather is fine today. Student: The weather will be terrible tomorrow. Teacher: I ate fish head yesterday. Student: You ate the glans penis today. Teacher: Wrong. Student: Correct. Teacher: I was wrong.

Student: I was right. Teacher: You idiot. Student: I am a genius. Teacher: You stand up for me. Student: I sit down for you. Student: The teacher told me to sit down, and I heard him! Teacher:

Listen to the teacher. Student: I dare not listen to the teacher. Teacher: Do you know what you just said? Student: I know I haven't said anything now. Teacher: This classmate, I know you did it on purpose.

Student: That teacher, you know I didn't mean to. Teacher: Are you no big or small?

Student: I am small and big. Teacher: You are too young to learn well. Student: I'm so old that I haven't studied badly. Teacher: I don't want to talk about you. Student: You want to talk about me again. Teacher: Stop it. Student: I will continue for you. Teacher: I'm afraid of you. Can you stop?

Student: I'm not afraid of you. Go ahead, okay?

Teacher: This is the end of antonym practice. Student: The synonym practice begins now. Teacher: Are you finished? Student: I am endless. Teacher: You are ill-bred. Student: I am educated. Teacher: Do you look like an educated person?

Student: Don't I look like an uneducated person? Teacher: I am very depressed.

Student: Happy Teacher: I am so angry with you.

Student: You will be angry with me. Teacher: Can you stop talking?

Student: May I not shut up?

Teacher: Go on, I won't take this class. I'll go.

Student: I will stop. I have to take this course. I'll do it.