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Single dog is also a dog joke.

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I accidentally saw such an interesting circle of friends yesterday:

"You still have one day to think about whether to stay with me or continue to be a dog?"

Suddenly found that the white day is coming. Every year on this special day, I can feel the deep malice of the world towards singles. Going to a restaurant for dinner, I was told that only couples can enjoy discounts. Going to the movies, I found that I couldn't even buy a ticket unless I bought two; So many people tend to think that being single is a dog, but I don't agree with this view.

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I heard a story told by my best friend:

In college, there was a handsome boy in her class who followed the principle of "love for two days, love for three days, and say goodbye if you can't catch up in seven days" and overtook all the girls in the class. Fortunately, the girls opened their eyes wide and didn't fall in.

Of course, this fire also burned my best friend. My best friend asked the boy, what do you like about me? (PS I still can't change), the boy scratched his head and said, "I don't know, I just think you look good."

Finally, the boy was single until graduation. Can you say that he is single dog? No, you can't. A dog is at least loyal. He can't compare with a dog. He has no loyalty to love.

As Mix said in Chess Manual:

Being single is not a dog, but true love is a dog. The real fairy tale is not that the prince met the princess and lived a happy life from then on, but that I am a mediocre person and met a mediocre you. We are all willing to let go of each other's illusions, give up the so-called aristocratic standards and be a pair of dogs that snuggle up to each other, because at this moment, we just want to snuggle up to each other and be loyal to each other.

Yes, many people are single because they don't want to make do and have their own standards. Until you meet true love, then you will naturally put down all the standards to love him, and such a single person can be called a single aristocrat.

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Let's talk about my little sister Xiaoxue next door.

Xiaoxue, who is 28 years old, is still single and talented. She has set up her own company and achieved financial freedom. She often takes her parents out to travel and gets along well with her neighbors. She often brings gifts to everyone, and her reputation among her neighbors has always been good, so she is often introduced to her, but she laughs it off.

Can you say that she is single dog? No, she can't. She lives more like a nobleman. She has the ability to realize her ideas, do what she likes, live her own life, live a chic life and not be bound by being single.

In fact, what I want to say is that those who dare not to find a partner are called single aristocrats, and those who can't find a partner are called single dog.

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In fact, it doesn't matter whether you are single, a dog or a noble person. What matters is the state of your life. In life, some single people just add a dog chain, and the wife and mother-in-law behind them hold you and let you go the way they want you to go.

In fact, whether you are a dog or not is not because you are single, but because you live like a dog.

Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is to go with the flow. In order to avoid other people's strange eyes, I chose to live my life and give it to someone who doesn't love me or myself. In the future, I will live in partnership, just like a stagnant pool, without any waves. This is the most terrible life.

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Today's topic: "Do you think being single is a nobleman or a dog?" Welcome to leave a message for discussion, and I will reply one by one.

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