300 jokes eaten during the Spring Festival

Composition: Eat New Year's Eve dinner.

"New Year!" "New Year!" In the laughter of the children ushered in the "Year of the Pig", and there was a jubilation everywhere. My parents and I posted Spring Festival couplets, and my grandparents cut vegetables and meat in the kitchen. This family is full of festive joy!

On New Year's Eve, my family sat around a big round table. The food on the dining table is rich, and the most striking thing is "Xiaoyi Wen cuttlefish" made by our "chef" father. You see, cuttlefish slices cut with a knife are fried and poured with rich vinegar. It's fragrant and delicious, and it makes people feel reluctant to swallow it.

The bottle of fresh orange juice on the table caught my eye tightly.

I asked my father to pour me a cup, but my father gave me a "difficult problem"-"Four clean-ups, tomorrow is the Year of the Pig! Please name at least five idioms containing the word' pig' and I'll pour you fresh orange juice. " "good! "One pig in Yi Long", "Friends of pigs and dogs" and "Risks of pigs and dogs are low" ... "But I only said three, only scratching the scalp. I looked at my grandfather and mother with my eyes, and my mother whispered, "Mud pig and dog." Grandpa squinted and said, "Mud pig dog." So, I said two words in one breath, and my father nodded cheerfully and said, "Yes, yes, I said five, and there are prizes!" " "He poured me a glass full of fresh orange juice.

I stood up and held the cup high: "I wish my grandparents:" Health and longevity! Pigs are (all) safe! I wish my parents again: "Good luck in the Year of the Pig! Make more money! Buy me more ... "I said, and the elders laughed their heads off.

Sounds, words, clinking glasses, laughter ... sounds are sweet and pleasant, forming a wonderful symphony that lingers in the night sky on New Year's Eve for a long time. ...

My family's new year's eve dinner

Only once a year, the most lively night, I look forward to the arrival of that night and welcome that charming night.

Besides firecrackers, the spring breeze also brings warmth to Tu Su. Thousands of families always trade new peaches for old ones.

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Only once a year, the most lively night, I look forward to the arrival of that night and welcome that charming night.

The arrival of that night brought me a lot of happiness and fun. For this year's "New Year's Eve", mom and grandma started "construction" two days before New Year's Eve. Because the New Year's Eve in my mother's eyes is a reunion dinner, which indicates the beginning of a new year. Everything should be perfect, not sloppy at all. At this time, I will choose my words carefully, for fear of inadvertently saying something unpleasant or unlucky and inviting my mother to scold me. For my family, this annual New Year's Eve dinner is not only a simple dinner, but also a ceremony attended by the whole family. Therefore, in today's rich material life, we still maintain the habit of eating New Year's Eve at home.

My family's New Year's Eve dinner pays attention to division of labor and cooperation. Mom is the chief designer and is responsible for personnel scheduling. During the Spring Festival, my mother will take out the light blue exquisite tableware in the disinfection cabinet for use. My father helps my mother to do menial work, and is responsible for buying side dishes, spices, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, pots and pans; Grandma is the right-hand man of the chief designer; Grandpa cooked several of his famous dishes; Me, I'm in charge of "stealing vegetables" After a dish is cooked, I always try the salty taste of the dish to steal the cooked dish. Well, who called me a mouse?

Mom pays attention to cooking New Year's Eve. The number of dishes must be uniform, hot and cold, carefully prepared, and each dish must be paired in order to win the lottery of "yes man". Every year at the New Year's Eve, my mother will give us some delicious dishes that I just learned, but some dishes are reserved by my mother and are essential every year. Steamed egg roll, stewed chicken, fried meatballs, braised fish. Mother thinks that having these dishes indicates a rich life and food and clothing in the coming year.

At seven o'clock in the evening, under the command of my mother, our midnight snack officially began, and plates of delicious food were served, which dazzled me. Dinner is ready! I wolfed down delicious food into my mouth. Mother took out juice and red wine and poured them into the goblet. This is an indispensable program for us every year-New Year's greetings (before the New Year's Eve every year, we always give our families a New Year's greetings). This year, I played first. I raise my glass to wish my parents good health, always smile and smooth work; I wish my grandparents-happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain. My parents and grandparents also gave me their blessings. My parents wish me good health and good mood every day. My grandparents wish me progress in my studies. Then we raise our glasses and say "cheers"! Our family is really a warm and harmonious family. I love my family.

My family is not only rich in food but also very happy. I am proud of having a mother who can cook, and I am proud of having a happy family.

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