Funny drama script (more than 12 people)

1. The slanting biography of Snow White (based on Snow White)

Snow White: Are you kidding me? It is popular to speak Chinese now. It's really out of date.

narrator: ah! I forgot. Start over.

once upon a time, there was a very rich kingdom. The king is handsome, but the queen is very ugly. Based on the extremes of the two, they gave birth to a freak. This freak is as beautiful as a fairy when it snows, but once it is rainy or sunny, it will become extremely ugly. Therefore, they named this freak "Snow White". Our story begins here.

doctor too much: no, no, the queen can't hold on any longer. Somebody, the queen is going to die.

snow white: oh, mother. You're finally free.

Queen: My beautiful daughter, I'm leaving you. Don't miss me too much.

Snow White: My mother, just go in peace. I will take full care of my father instead of you.

queen: ah ~ I'm dead.

Snow White: Mother, Mother ~ ~ Narrator: After Snow White's mother died, the king restrained his sadness and married a new queen. This woman is uglier than Snow White's mother, and her heart is more vicious than Snow White's mother. She has a magic mirror, which can answer all the questions.

Queen: Mirror, who is the ugliest in this world?

Mirror: Snow White, of course. She is the ugliest person in the world.

queen: humph! She is the ugliest when she is here all day. I want to marry her off! If you marry far away, you will never come back to rob me.

king: queen, what do you want to discuss with me today? Is football playing again? The Miss Universe election has started again? Or did qq hang up again?

queen: neither. I think our daughter is not young, so it's time to find her a husband's family.

King: That won't do. Who will play Lianliankan with me when my daughter is gone? No, no, I won't allow it for a hundred times.

Queen: Who is going to play Lianliankan now? The princes and ministers have started to play eternity, and they are in beta. I have an account. Do you want it?

king: then you promise to help me improve my level, and you will also help me deal with princes and ministers when I play cs in the future.

queen: ok, no problem. I'll take care of it.

king: but where can this daughter's date be found?

queen: in the internet age, why not ask for marriage online?

king: good idea. Somebody, find someone to help the princess take a photo album.

Narrator: Snow White's life is actually very simple, basically no different from other ladies. Every day, I just dress myself up, buy clothes and go shopping, then chat online, and then do interviews, pat photo albums and so on ... < P > Maid: Ugly princess, you have been playing computer all day. Do you want to have a rest?

princess: ok, then bring my laptop and I'll lie in bed and play while resting.

(Princess is chatting online)

Princess: Dear balloon frog, what are you doing?

balloon frog: oh, happy Britney, I'm chatting with you.

princess: oh ~ you are so dishonest. What other things are you doing besides chatting with me?

balloon frog: no, you are the only one for me, Happy Sweets. While I am chatting with you, Still thinking ..... (rap)

Come on baby let'''' s fall in love ok

You should stop thinking about whether we deserve each other

I won't make you nervous, it will only make you jump

If you get up tomorrow morning, you will be a little tired

come on

Who can blame for wasting these tears

Don't. There is no need to regret

fear of foul. There is nothing wrong with this friendly match

As long as you are willing to

get into the quilt with me

Princess: Hum ~ ~ ~ You are so annoying ~

King: My dear daughter, come quickly.

princess: oh ~, I won't chat with you. My father wants to meet me.

balloon frog: ok, happy Britney, see you in your dream.

princess: father, I'm coming.

king: we have found a photographer for you to take your photo album.

Princess: Ah ~ ~ is so shy. Do you really want to take a photo album for me?

King: Yes, go shopping with your mother.

Queen: Look, this smelly Nell's clothes are just unusual, right?

Princess: Yes, the materials selection, design, cutting and sewing are all made by first-class experts. It is rare in the real world. What is even more rare is that it clings to every inch of my skin and gives me gentle care, just like the spring breeze, just like the feeling of first love.

queen: hmm? When did you first fall in love? Why didn't I know?

Princess: This ... this ...

Queen: Hum, you think I don't know that your first love is me. Boss, all the clothes here are wrapped and sent to the palace.

boss: after the discount, one * * * is twenty-two thousand silver.

queen: are you kidding me? We ugly duo want money?

boss: it is true that you are absolutely ugly, but Snow White is not.

queen: hmm? I don't even know why it's snowing. It doesn't matter. Wait for me to make a phone call. Hello? Is it a meteorological station? Well, I'm the queen. I order you to modify the system weather parameters immediately and change it to rain today. You don't have to change the whole day, just the next two hours. Hmm.

boss: wow, it's raining.

princess: yes, yes, it's raining.

boss: wow, it's so ugly.

Queen: I told you that we are an ugly duo. Somebody, take the clothes away and drive back to the palace.

Narrator: Snow White's photo album was snapped up as soon as it came into the market, which caused an uproar on the Internet and even smelly Nair became an international brand. Kind people don't know that it is Snow White, so they give this online beauty a respectful name: upper class beauty. At the same time, princes from all over the world came to meet each other and were full of joy to marry Snow White home.

(The Queen is screening resumes)

Queen: Asian? No way! European, impossible! African, not negotiable! Middle eastern? Next life. Zhang Wuji, indecisive. Nicholas Tse? Love is not expert ... Ah! Prince charming! Live in the North Pole! Ok! That's the man I'm looking for!

king: have you seen it or not? Do you want an interview?

Queen: Well, let's have an interview with this Chen Shui-bian, Alibaba, Tang Priest and Prince Charming.

The princess is chatting online again.

princess: oh, balloon frog, I haven't seen you for many days. I miss you so much!

balloon frog: oh, sweets. I bought a new camera, shall we have a video?

princess: ok ~ ~ wow, frog, you are so ugly.

balloon frog: wow ~ ~ ~ Britney, you have a good personality, too.

princess: frog, I suddenly feel that I am in love with you.

balloon frog: Britney, I am madly in love with you, too.

princess: oh ~~

balloon frog: oh ~ ~

narrator: in the far north pole, there is also a kingdom. The prince of the kingdom is called Prince Charming, and he is also a freak. When he rides on a white horse, he is very handsome, but at other times, he is just a frog as round as a balloon. Yes, the balloon frog is the screen name of Prince Charming.

Prince Charming's Mansion

Prince: Oh, my happy Britney Spears, she is so ugly and unforgettable. Oh ~~ ~ Only in the dead of night ~ ~ can you and I open our souls, release our innocence, and let my thoughts turn into songs ~ ~ around you ~ ~ Sing "Love Me"

after the prince's father left.

prince: oh! Why? Why should I accept this fate? Oh ~ ~ I will be as miserable as Liang Shanbo. Oh ~ ~ ~ It's heartbreaking. Britney Spears, I will definitely remember you in the next life. Please don't blame me for being a ungrateful person.

The princess sings: You said that if I still remember you in the next life, we will die together, like a hypnotic distance.

narrator: We are back in Snow White's country. One day in the sky, one year on earth. Prince charming's Apollo spacecraft broke down halfway, and he still arrived on a camel as scheduled.

queen: well, all young talents are very powerful, ah. We're going to start the interview now, ah. Please don't keep, ah, fully display your talents. At the same time, today's interview will be broadcast by global satellite. Ah, your friends and relatives can give unlimited support online.

King: contestant No.1, Chen Shui-bian. Specialty, gossip.

queen: don't look at this, just go out!

king: contestant number two, Alibaba. Specialty, say spells.

Alibaba: Dear King and Queen, hello ~ ~ I am Alibaba from a distant country. My specialty is, say a spell: open sesame, open sesame, oh, oh, oh, open sesame, open sesame, oh, oh, oh, oh.

queen: out. I am allergic to sesame.

Alibaba: Oh ~ Queen, I'm not finished yet. . . You continue to listen to me ...

(rap) Alibaba is a happy young man who came here to recite a spell and say what Zhou Yu said

Listen carefully

I can't help it if Sesame doesn't open the door in open sesame, open sesame

Happy young man is me. . . . . . .

queen: out! out! out!

King: No.3 contestant, Tang Priest. Specialty, but also chanting spells.

Tang Priest: Dear King, Queen and judges, hello, I ~ ~ ~ am Tang Sanzang, who went to the Western Heaven from the Tang Dynasty through many hardships. Nowadays, the poor monk has changed his customs. Today, I came all the way from the Sanzang Cosmos Trading Group Corporation on Mars to your country in order to have a happy relationship with the princess. For this reason, I prepared a widely circulated song. . .

only you, I'm finally back, bird only you, my love birds flying bird

only you, now I have all the BMW villa business, but I'm short of darling

only you brought 99 carats of diamonds to show my true heart

I'm the best and the best prostitute, please let me into the bridal chamber ...

Queen: What's this about? A Chinese odyssey? Out of date ~ directly out.

king: contestant number four, prince charming.

queen: wow. Yushu is facing the wind, and its head is towering. The overlord among people! But can you get off that horse? So I can't see your face clearly.

king: well, come down and have a look.

Queen: Oh ~ ~ God, he is even uglier than Snow White and has a personality.

king: oh ~ ~ ~ I feel sorry for myself in front of him.

queen: ok, it's you! Hey, hey, King, did we play this scene well? Ha ha ha ha.

King: (grinned) Ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~

Queen: Daughter, we finally found a good husband's family for you.

princess: what? When did this happen? Why didn't I know?

Queen: Just when you went to Sleeping Beauty's wedding.

princess: but I already have a husband.

queen: online?

princess: hmm.

queen: that has nothing to do with this. Shit, are your two husbands still upset?

princess: but I love him.

Queen: There is no discussion. We will get married tomorrow.

princess: oh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm so sad that I'm dying.

bodyguard 1: did you see a figure just now?

bodyguard 2: yes, snow white.

Guard 1: Somebody, Snow White has escaped ...

Princess in the forest

Hum, damn Obasan, I dare to force my marriage, and I won't see who is uglier! Fortunately, I run fast. Who knows what kind of character that guy named Bai Mingma is! Wow, there seems to be an Internet cafe ahead. Let me go and have a look.

(Dwarf Internet Cafe)

The pigs sing: There is a lamb on the high mountain, so it has no relatives and friends, so it has no friends, so it has no friends. Princess: Wow, I didn't expect there to be such an emotional Internet Cafe in this deep forest. Is it a monster?

pigs: welcome!

princess: wow! It was a monster, and it was seven-pig demon!

Pig demon 1: What a pig demon! You look down on us too much! We are seven rainbow pigs-red, yellow, orange, green, blue and purple! Because we have different refractivity to light, we show different colors.

princess: cut the crap! As the saying goes, "The crow in the world is as black as the pig demon in the world." Although you have different colors, you are still pig demons! Forget it, drive a machine.

pig demon 2: oh, machine 7.

princess: wow, a virus.

Pig Demon 3: Huh? You broke our machine? Lose money. . . . .

Princess: I'm an ugly duo. What money shall I give?

Pig Demon 4: Are you lying to me? Who doesn't know that you are beautiful, and you even call yourself an ugly duo?

princess: no, when did it snow? I didn't notice.

Pig Demon 5: It's needless to say. You have to pay for the damage to our machine. Just accompany the guests online and teach them to chat.

Narrator: There was the sound of horses' hooves in the distance, so Prince Charming also came to the forest.

Prince: Hey, I failed my happy Britney Spears. God knows what that Snow White looks like. Alas, I am actually a Chen Shimei. Anyway, go to the Internet cafe in front and send an email to Britney Spears to apologize.

Prince: Boss, turn on a machine for me.

Pig Demon 6: So it's Prince Charming. Do you need chat service? We have high-class beauty here.

prince: beautiful? All right.

Pig Demon 7: Prince, we are not allowed to ride horses here. Please come down. Thank you for your cooperation.

prince: ok.

princess: huh? Balloon frog?

prince: how do you know me? Who are you?

Princess: Honey, I am Happy Britney Spears.

Prince: Nonsense, my Britney Spears is not as beautiful as you. The boss has said that you are beautiful. Don't bully me to be honest.

princess: you, you really don't recognize me? You heart breaker, 5555555.

prince: wow, it's raining. Wow, happy sweets?