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One day, my father took my son swimming and said, "I'll take you swimming, will you go?" "My son said," I'm going swimming, I'm going swimming. "My father said," on one condition. "My son didn't understand, so he asked my dad," What are the conditions? " My dad said, "On condition that you go to kindergarten." Without thinking, the son said, "Then I won't go swimming. "The four elephants in the joke: I said mosquito, I am stupid and stupid. I really don't know what you see in me. Mosquito: Don't say that. I'm too young to fly! Elephant: Yes, I will be your support for the rest of your life! Mosquito: Only half right. Mainly for the rest of my life.
Dad: Son, what is your ideal? Son: Well, the economy is getting more and more developed, but the relationship between people is getting colder and colder. People, more and more lack of care and respect. The degree of enthusiasm for a person is always considered by interests. I want to spend my whole life trying to improve this relationship! Dad: How ambitious! So what do you want to do? Son: Be a beggar, encourage life to develop kindness, give me care, and I will kowtow to them. Don't worry, I will treat you equally, and I won't kowtow less because someone pays less! Dad: ...
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