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Be in a bad mood and ask for a cold joke

Husband and wife quarreled, and the wife bit her husband's arm and bled.

The husband said, "Why do you bite?"

The wife said, "A gentleman speaks but doesn't do it."

Two cars collided on the highway.

The driver of a car got angry and got off the bus and cursed, "You don't have eyes!" "

The driver of B car is not to be outdone: "Who said that? I didn't hit you red-handed! "