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Seeing the reunion of Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, I was very moved, and tears followed. Answer them in interesting language.
Zhang Fei: Brother, long time no see. How did you make such a mess? Why are you carrying these two bags? What's in it? Liu Bei: Alas! People are not old. Third brother doesn't know that no one wears sandals now, and eldest brother has switched to selling leather shoes. Zhang Fei: How is business? Liu Bei: It's difficult! Just met the urban management team. A man surnamed Zhang said that he was a descendant and that I was suppressing the peasant uprising. I was so scared that I picked up my shoes and ran. I don't want to meet two good brothers here Does third brother still kill pigs for a living? Zhang Fei: I used to raise a hundred pigs, but I didn't expect them to catch any flu and all died. I was thinking about going out to work when I met my second brother and asked me to go to his Guandi Temple to find a job. Liu Bei: So, does the second brother get along well? Guan Yu: Thank God, there are so many groupies now that people who come to Guandi Temple regard me as an idol. I have opened hundreds of Guandi temples, and more Guandi temples are under construction. I want to ask my second brother to be a project manager or something. I wonder if eldest brother would deign to work in a small temple? Liu Bei: This is a godsend! What did you say about Qu Cai? So, three people carrying two sacks of leather shoes went straight to Guandi Temple.
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