I study architecture and want to collect some architectural jokes. I hope they are original.

Almost slept with you for the project,

Bow, bow, kneel,

Can't sleep at night,

As soon as Party A calls,

Too big to fart to offend,

Don't leave your post all year round,

All labor laws and regulations are invalid,

Physically and mentally haggard, nowhere to cry,

It's hard to see your family on New Year's Day.

Debt collection makes people collapse,

Development projects are often drunk,

If you don't hurt your feelings, you will hurt your stomach.

Pretending to be rich when the salary is not high.

Bribery usually costs money,

All five poisons have been abandoned,

If you are not careful, you will commit crimes.

Abandon family and career, be ashamed of your elders,

You don't know its taste until you are in it.

Dare not expect social status,

It's all stupid narcissism

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