Jokes about job hunting (upside down)

Lao Zhang went out in white clothes in the morning and changed into black clothes when he went home.

As a result, the dog at home did not recognize him and bit him.

He was furious and wanted to beat the dog, but his wife said, "It's not the dog's fault. If a white dog went out and a black dog came back, you wouldn't recognize it!"

Teacher: "Why are you late today?"?

Xiao Ming: "My bed is old and needs someone to take care of it.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, what do you think after hearing the story of Sima Guang smashing the vat? What do you think?

Xiao Ming: I feel a lot of pain.

Teacher: Why?

Teacher: Get out!

Teacher: Why can’t crops be planted densely?

Because it will cause . /p>

Xiao Ming: Why are you so stupid? It’s not hot to be crowded together on a hot day!

The teacher wants to guide junior high school students how to correctly understand “pop”. In order to understand the students’ understanding, The teacher asked a question: “Students, what do you think is the most popular thing in society now? ”

The students talked about it all: some talked about McDonald’s and pimping; some said online games; and there was also a weird one who said it was about love, because “both adults and children are talk. ”

Finally, Xiao Ming spoke: “I think it should be a cold, which is prevalent in humans, livestock and poultry! ”

Teacher: Who can say the name of his enlightenment teacher poetically.

Xiao Ming stood up and said: There is a well named empty in Cangshan.

Teacher : Get out. . .

Teacher: “Xiao Ming, what do you want to do when you grow up? ”

Xiao Ming: “Make love!” ”

Teacher: Get out...

Xiao Ming reluctantly said: What I did.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, come and tell the teacher how to describe it. The teacher is beautiful.

Xiao Ming: Since you came to the school, the toilet paper in the school has become expensive.

Teacher: Get out!