What humorous jokes are there after work?

1, I haven't got off work on time for a long time, and I really don't want to work overtime today.

2. It seems that I have returned to the third year of high school, and what I look forward to most every day is eating and sleeping. What I look forward to most now is eating and getting off work, and I will go back in a hurry after four o'clock every afternoon.

This is the feeling of waiting for work. Happy new year. It's not the child whose parents took her to menstruation's home in grade one and menstruation's home in grade two. Is there anyone like me? The more Chinese New Year is, the sadder it is!

4. I forgot to bring my umbrella in rainy days, thinking that someone would pick you up, but I forgot that the person who picked you up from work had already left.

If you are willing to catch the bus every morning and evening in a few years, you can spare no effort.

6. Mom washes clothes for her three-year-old son as soon as she comes home from work: Son, mom has worked hard. How can you repay her when you grow up? The son said: Mom, don't worry, I will also wash my son's clothes when I grow up.

7. I really want to sleep at work, but I want to go online after work, and I don't want to sleep online. This feeling is very cool!