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Johnny: Qin Li is in love with Liang Muze. what can I do?

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Qin Li: "You are beautiful and talented. This is Mr. Huang, the actor of Liang Muze. 」

Johnny (dawdling): "Be serious".

Qin Li: "What does it say? Why do you react strangely when I compliment you? 」

Johnny: Describe my role. 」

Qin Li (without thinking): "Very handsome. 」

Johnny: "All right! It's beautiful. 」

Ah, early in the morning, why did you come to see the opening remarks of my dear guardian couple's big dog food spill?

The first sentence: Teacher Qin Li is "beautiful" again.

Qin Li replied sweetly, blurting out the cp name of "Liang Qing Yi Xia" and asking who is chasing who? You can also take the initiative to play with stalks. "Of course, Liang Muze chased me! He runs so fast, how can he catch up with him in early summer? He is a commando. "

Oh, huh? ! In this sweet-talking state, the whale exclaimed to our camera: Where is the draft? Where is Teacher Qin Li's manuscript? Why didn't I see it? (Inner os: How can she say that! ) Well, I advise you never to challenge how sweet it is for a straight steel man to be "stupid" ...

In the play, I have the best figure. I spoil you, hug your waist, with honey in my mouth and firm eyes. "I won't regret it because I won't let myself miss it."

Under the stage, even praise is step by step. "It's boring to boast about your appearance. Many of my male friends especially like you. They know that you and I are particularly envious of me when filming. "

I really want to ask Qin Li: How do you evaluate this experience? !

Yes, this is not just a drama to tell the judge to share the rent and become a full member! And don't ask who tackled whom! Ask is, two choose one, Johnny-"want to play lovers' game with Qin Li teacher! I am very happy to play a couple with her! 」

A cold and arrogant commando, a gentle and tenacious female military doctor.

Johnny took Qin Li. As soon as the play started, the netizen thief enthusiastically said, Please put Face to Face on the public screen!

When we threw the impression of "love at first sight CP" to our deity, Johnny frankly asked the series: What is love at first sight CP? It's just a natural choice at first glance.

"Ah, that is to say, we look like lovers, right? 」

After that, my face turned red. "I'm so nervous."

Compared with Liang Muze, Johnny himself is more sunny, kind and grounded, and can shake the burden at any time. He wailed, "I am very tired from playing high cold, and I have to work hard every day!" On the other hand, he became the chief drama promoter. " The two of them started fighting. "

The two met on an overseas mission. When they became doctors in early summer, they met Liang Muze, a special soldier. When they first met, they asked a question. Later, the two returned to China and lived in the man's house. Johnny suddenly became severe. "Ah, not cohabitation, is sharing! 」

If the needle doesn't poke, it's "Liang Muze".

The story of two people falling in love and killing each other to get a good impression has just begun!

After returning to China, under the arrangement of her mother in early summer, she temporarily moved into the house that her mother friend (that is, Liang Muze's mother) bought for her son. I never thought about it. As soon as I got home, I met Liang Muze who had just taken a shower.

The relationship between two people, let's look at a detail:

Liang Muze refused to open the window in early summer.

Early summer (unconvinced): "The curtains are mine" Liang Team (rightfully): "The house is mine. 」

Isn't it hard to flirt with such an overbearing man?

Qin Li totally agreed: "Yes, so you can't flirt! We can only go in two directions and appreciate each other. 」

Who was the first to move? Johnny nodded, Liang Muze upper body: Of course it was me, I chased it first.

From early summer, I tried my best to save Xiao Jun, the child he regarded as his own, to "Later, I also learned about her love for her career.". Seeing her hard work, she will be desperate for the patient. I don't know if she was moved, so I slowly appreciated her. " 」

But in this slow emotional drama, Johnny's little head often has big questions: "Liang Muze likes it but doesn't say it, so it's slow." Turning to Qin Li, he asked, "Well, aren't you in a hurry? I am anxious to play, why are these two still making trouble? " But Qin Li really ate it. "Yes, this is the perfect boyfriend in a girl's heart. 」

To borrow a sentence from the director of this play, Johnny likes to call a spade a spade, which is absolutely straightforward in stainless steel. Thought of here, Li Qinguang wants to laugh. "When we were filming, he often said, hey, can you delete this line? Too slow. "

Johnny real was puzzled and couldn't help asking us again: "Hey, don't you girls like to be straight?" He thought of some disgusting plots, let us seriously comment: "Look, what the screenwriter wrote is a small bubble, in which the little girl came out and the kitten came out, aiming at it, so handsome, how can I play it?" " 」

Thick, outspoken person! Sleeping in the four-piece bed of Shuibingyue, isn't it sweet? !

Of course, this is definitely not what netizens are most curious about.

Since it's all unrequited love, which episode did my dear guardian kiss for the first time?

"20 episodes, these two people are too lazy. No matter how bad it feels, the play must be finished. "

The whole interview venue has been overturned by Johnny's serious joke. )

The first kiss is usually accidental.

The first scene left a deep impression on Qin Li: "It should be kissing on the sofa and pushing hands. 」

According to two people, there are always three or four kissing scenes in the summer of Qing Dynasty, all of which are exquisite, not just easy kissing, but just right kissing.

Yes, did you hear that? Mr. Huang, you are really fishing for big fish! Follow the play, there will be!

Well, to get to the point, the two protagonists have the same understanding: all sugar should come from real plots and details. No matter how the series rolls in, just hold high the banner of non-industrial saccharin, unlock it slowly and chew it slowly.

When we ask, if we want a hot search for this play, what keywords do you want?

Johnny blurted out: Miss Li is a good actress.

Qin Li quickly followed up: Mr. Huang is very handsome.

Johnny started his rainbow meeting in a very specific way: "No (joking), I'm serious, because I watched some movies, and Qin Li was really beautiful in this play. Besides, it's messy to watch the first episode being hijacked. The hair is messy, sitting there is miserable, but it is beautiful. "

(Netizen: Mei Qiang miserable Qin Li first place)

Qin Li (happy): Not really, because you have a deceptive face.

Johnny (dark cool): deceptive face, sounds very handsome.

Of course, everyone is concerned. How much does Qin Li weigh? What does she think of "Johnny Fitness Tool Man"? When will Johnny cook for us? Is he a housework man? Behind the scenes, we all asked!

The founder is very romantic: it is said that Johnny is a military serviceman in the entertainment circle. what do you think?

Johnny: (asking Qin Li) What do you think?

Qin Li (bright and clear): You did military service in the entertainment circle.

Johnny: It's just a few plays with the same theme. (About five or six)

The creator is very heart-warming: What new role does the whale want to unlock?

Johnny: (asking Qin Li) What do you want to see me play?

Qin Li: Women's wear.

The main creation is romantic: Look at the tidbits, Johnny can often lift Qin Li easily. Are you working out?

Johnny: Because she is really light. Do you weigh 80 Jin?

Qin Li: Secret.

Johnny: It's really light anyway.

The creator is very romantic: it is said that Johnny is the dance king of Dandong. Did Qin Li see him dance on the set?

Qin Li: No. Do you want to see it? (Laughing and encouraging)

Johnny: No, I'm nervous.

The creative director is very romantic: do you think anyone in the entertainment circle can dance as well as you?

Johnny: I've never seen anyone dare to dance so ugly. Does anyone dance like me?

The Creator is very sentimental: Does Qin Li think so?

Johnny: Can you dance?

Qin Li: I won't.

The creator is very heart-warming: Have you seen the video of him dancing? Want to see it?

Johnny: Don't look, forget it.

Qin Li: Please show me.

Johnny: Which one is it?

The main creation is very heart-warming: it is a women's group dance, once in iQiyi.

Johnny: Don't look.

Qin Li: (He is afraid) It will affect his image in my mind.

Johnny: I didn't have a good impression at first. Don't want to do an interview with me after watching the dance. (joking)

The main creation is very romantic: judging from the plot in the second half, two people are in a state of long-distance love. How to maintain a long-distance relationship with your lover?

Qin Li: Trust. Because of the particularity of occupation, there are doctors and special forces in the play. They are often not in the same place, and sometimes they lose contact. I think the only thing we can stick to is mutual trust and common goals. We really need to love each other.

Johnny: How to maintain it in life?

Qin Li: What do you say?

Johnny: I don't know. Call more if it's okay.

Qin Li: Special forces are on a mission, and you don't even have a phone.

Johnny: You said that once I left in the play, I couldn't get in touch and people disappeared.

Qin Li: Yes.

Johnny: There's nothing to distrust. This guy is on a mission. What is there to distrust?

Qin Li: What about life?

Johnny: Call more in life.

Qin Li: Video, right?

Johnny: Yes.

The creator is very heart-warming: another one is Johnny's "Are you a brother?" This is a hot search, saying that you are an anti-melodramatic person. When I want to ask you about being melodramatic?

Johnny (asking Qin Li): Do you think I know?

Qin Li: Yes. I don't want to play like this, but I always feel too slow, hahaha ~

Johnny: I'm particularly afraid of affectation. Seeing Miss Li, I remembered many memories and past events.

Qin Li: Let's talk.

The master is very heart-warming: Is there anything unforgettable?

Qin Li: It's not just a game.

Johnny: Many games.

Qin Li: Being tortured by the director every day.

Johnny: I hope that kind of love scene, the feelings we express are details and States, can you understand?

Qin Li: Do you want it or do we want it?

Johnny: I think. I prefer the state of two people, the feeling of two people, and let everyone feel love each other with some details.

Qin Li: The director is very persistent. Because Miss Huang is lively and active, she often feels very free. The director told him to stop, "You stop, don't move". He felt terrible in two seconds. Put your hands down. The director said no, you have to finish your lines before you put them down.

Johnny: From a girl's point of view, do you think this is ok?

Qin Li: I think it's very good. I think all the audience will like the bridge after reading it.

Johnny: Is that my problem?

Qin Li: You are straight. The director said you are straight in stainless steel. hahahaha

The creator is very heart-warming: Is Johnny a person who can do housework?

Johnny: I am. I can do it. You just don't understand.

Qin Li: I didn't see it.

Johnny: I can't see it. It's ok if I can see it.

Qin Li: I didn't feel that you would do housework on the spot.

Johnny: I do housework on the spot. I'm not tired enough every day.

Qin Li: There is no such temperament.

The creator is very kind: does Qin Li want to eat Johnny's cooking?

Qin Li: You can try.

Johnny: I am really good at cooking. I can't say I'm really fine. Anyway, I have some talent.

Qin Li: I haven't eaten it for so long. You have a problem with me! !

Johnny: Haven't you eaten yet?

Qin Li: Not really.

Johnny: Didn't I cook for you?

Qin Li: Of course.

Johnny: That's embarrassing.

The creative director is very heart-warming: If so, what do you want to cook for her?

Johnny: I can do whatever you like as long as it's not too complicated.

Qin Li: What are you good at?

Johnny: I'm good at frying and baking. Not very good at stewing.

The main creation is very peach: barbecue.

Johnny: Barbecue is not technical. You can choose whatever you want. Everything is fine!