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Stiff father and son

"Only Father and Son" is a collection of jokes and fables.

First, the original extract and translation of "The Nature of Father and Son"

There are those who are both father and son and refuse to let others go. One day, the father stayed to drink and asked his son to go to town to buy meat. When the son brought the meat back, he was about to leave the city gate. One person's value came opposite, so he stood straight for a long time. After the father found out, he said to his son, "Your aunt will accompany the guests to eat (drink) and bring meat. I am here to oppose him!" " -from Feng Menglong's Guang Xiao Fu in Ming Dynasty.

There is a father and son, both of whom are strong-willed and refuse to let others. One day, the father invited his guests to drink and asked his son to go to town to buy meat. When my son came home with meat, he was preparing to leave the city gate. They refused to give way when he met a man walking in front of him. They stood there face to face, standing straight, deadlocked for a long time.

When the father saw that his son hadn't come back for such a long time, he went to look for it. Seeing this, he said to his son, "Take the meat back to accompany the guests to drink for the time being, and wait for me to stand opposite him here!"! (Look who has been standing for a long time). "

Second, the appreciation of works

Between people, bumps and bumps are always inevitable. Understand each other, take a step back and calm down for a while; If you fight hard, it will do no good to anyone. The reason why Zi Chengrou can't go home in time is because he will go out of the city gate and face a person, so he will stand for a long time.

"Justice between Father and Son" tells the truth of being a man: a man can't be stubborn and stubborn, making him desperate; Learn to be humble, considerate and broad-minded. This story satirizes those who are not modest, narrow-minded and haggle over everything.

The life and major works of Feng Menglong, the author of Father and Son.

First, the life of the characters.

Feng Menglong was born in the second year of Wanli in the late Ming Dynasty (1574) and died in 1646. When he was born, he was born in the western part of the world during the Renaissance, echoing it from afar. In our big eastern country with thousands of years of civilization, there are also many deviant thinkers and artists.

There are so many works in his life, which are closely related to his own interests and talents as well as his life experiences. In literature, he attaches great importance to the sincere feelings and great enlightenment contained in popular literature. From the publishing point of view, this book compiled by Feng Menglong has an important feature, that is, it pays attention to practicality.

Second, the main works

Folk songs: "Children are infatuated with one trick and hanging branches", "Children are infatuated with two tricks and folk songs" and "A thousand poems of oleander"; For example, Hengku in the Spring and Autumn Period, Lin Qing Zhi Yue, A Complete Collection of Bieben in the Spring and Autumn Period, Four Books Zhi Yue and Zhi Ding Shen Xin in the Spring and Autumn Period; Other categories: Shouning County Chronicles, Notes on Folding Plums, Explanations of Chuci Sentences, Scriptures, Examples of Horse Hanging Feet, etc.