Jokes about low carbon are urgent.

1. A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a plate of shrimp, the Japanese asked, "What should I do with the remaining shrimp shells?"

The waiter replied naturally: "Of course!"

"no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory to make shrimp cakes, and then sold to China to earn foreign exchange."

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?"

The waiter replied, "Of course!"

"no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head again and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sold to you in China to earn foreign exchange."

When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum, "What do you do with the leftover gum?"

The waiter replied politely: "Of course!"

"no! Don't! No! " The Japanese shook his head again and proudly said, "In Japan, chewed gum is sent to factories to make condoms, and then sold to China to earn foreign exchange."

At this time, a China person who was eating next to him couldn't stand it anymore. He came over and said with a smile, "Do you know what China does with used condoms?"

The Japanese looked at the China people in front of them and replied doubtfully, "Of course I threw them away."

China people shook their heads and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories to make chewing gum and then sold to you to earn foreign exchange. "

Japanese: ...

2. One day, the teacher said to his classmates, "Now our earth is seriously polluted, so we should take practical actions to advocate a low-carbon life." The students all said "I know". So, the next day, the teacher asked everyone: "Did the students advocate with practical actions?" Xiao Ming stood up and said, "Teacher, I think there are many people getting off at the building, so the exhaust will pollute our community, so I just …" The teacher asked, "To persuade adults to drive less?" Xiao Ming replied, "No, I blocked the exhaust pipes of all the cars under our community with towels."

3. A health administrator. One day, a man lost a broken pen. The health administrator told him to pick it up and throw it into the trash can. Another man came and spat. The health administrator said, "Pick it up and throw it in the trash can!" " Hearing this, the man fainted to the ground, and passers-by burst into laughter.

Customer: the rat poison you sell here doesn't work at all The mouse not only didn't die after eating it, but also became fatter and fatter!

Shop assistant: Oh, yes. This is a new type of environment-friendly rat poison, which does not contain any toxin. The principle of killing rats is to feed fat rats. When rats are too fat to get into holes, cats and people are easy to kill. Don't worry, please continue to use it.

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces and played badminton.

Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four sections and plays mahjong.

Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat.

Mother earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! "

Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football. "