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Version 1 1. Short joke 1 There is a man who looks like an onion and cries when he walks. Two people fell into a trap. What's the name of the living? A: Call for help. 3. What is the fear of cloth and paper? There is a fat man jumping from a tall building. It turned out to be. Fat man 5. Teacher: How to reduce white pollution? Classmate: Make the lunch box blue. 6. One day, a male deer ran more and more. Turns out to be a high-speed stag. Miss 7: Business is bad now. Boss: Why did you miss it? Bird flu. Which is the most difficult to answer, tiger skin, elephant skin or lion skin? Because of the eraser (poor). Q: What animal is three heads and one foot? A: 3 heads 1 3 monsters with feet 10 marshmallows: I'm so tired. I feel soft all over. One day, the little yellow duck was hit by a car while crossing the road and shouted' gung'. From then on it became a cucumber. Xiao Ming: Kang, the shark ate mung beans. Kang: I don't know what it has become. Xiaoming: Silly. Green bean paste (mung bean shark) 13 The elephant asked the camel: Why do your boobs grow on your back? Camel: Stay away. I don't talk to things that grow on your face. Better than watching snakes. How to make your drink bigger? Say the mercy curse. 2. Short jokes. If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day. One day, a mother-in-law was sitting in the middle of the car, and she didn't know the way. Her mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said, where is this driver? Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid, begging him: let me go, don't roast me to eat. The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid said happily: Take the exam. Then this man roasted the squid. What is that man doing? He's shaking. He's cold. A: Oh, shivering doesn't mean cold. A sausage was locked in the refrigerator and felt very cold. Then he looked at the other one next to him and said, look at you, frozen like this. You are covered in ice. The other said, I'm sorry. It's cold. Another sausage was surprised and said, hey, you are a sausage. How can you talk? You cleaned your hair. When you arrived at school the next day, the students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is like a kite. Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. He cried and cried and flew for eight days. Xiaomei and her boyfriend went out for a drive. The car was running out of gas, so they went to refuel. Suddenly a gust of wind blew away her boyfriend's hat. Xiaomei's boyfriend told her. Let's go One day, a girl went to tell her fortune and saw that she had a tattoo. She said your boyfriend's name was Liang Xiao. You see the girl with angry eyes and say: This is hate 10. An orangutan walked through the Woods and accidentally picked up the feces of a gibbon. The kind orangutan cleaned up the ape's feces, and soon they fell in love. Someone asked you how you got together. The orangutan replied: it's ape dung (fate)11MM. I got lost in the university and met a gentle professor mm: Excuse me, how can I teach at xx University? Only by studying hard can I play with penguins and pluck all my hair. After pulling it out, I said to the polar bear, it's so cold. I also pulled out all the hair on my body and turned to the penguin and said, it's really cold. 13 ants go to the desert. Why didn't I leave footprints? There is only one line left. Answer: Because it rides a bike, ants come home from the desert. It didn't inform anyone. But his family knew he was back. Why? A: I saw his bike parked downstairs 14. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua: Do you know music? Xiaohua: Yes, Xiao Ming: Do you know what the teacher is playing? Xiaohua: piano 15. A pair of corn fell in love. So they decided to get married on the wedding day. Corn can't find a wife. Corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, people are wearing wedding dresses. 16 The little penguin asked his grandmother one day: Grandma, am I a penguin? "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father, Dad, Dad, am I a penguin? "Yes, you are a penguin. What happened? But why do I feel so cold? " Director 17 and section chief * * * farted in the elevator and said to the section chief, You farted. The section chief said: I didn't put it right away. The reason why the section chief was dismissed is that you can't afford to fart. Why use 18? A woman shivered when she met a robber. She said: I just graduated from X school and didn't find a job. There is really no money robbery. The host of 19 asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle replied first: For example, the eagle burst into tears: That year, I fell asleep and the cat climbed the tree. Later, there was an owl 20. He has a bad stomach. He came to the hospital to see a doctor and said, What shall I eat, watermelon and cucumber? The doctor thought for a moment and said to him, I think you have to eat. The doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What kind of vegetables does he eat? 3. A longer joke (but funny) 1 A blind beggar walks in the street begging with sunglasses. He felt sorry for him and threw him a hundred dollars for a walk. The drunk turned around and saw that the blind man was using a hundred-dollar copy to distinguish the true from the false drunk, so he came over to take the money back. You don't want to fucking live. How dare you lie to a blind beggar? I'll have a look here for my friend. He was blind and went to the toilet. Actually, I'm dumb. "Oh, I see." So the drunk dropped the money and staggered away. One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit. She announced, children, after picking the fruit, we will wash and eat together. It's assembly time, and all the children get together. Teacher: Xiaohua, you. Where is Amin? A-Ming: I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on a stool. 3. During a visit to Antarctica, 100 penguins saw penguin 1 and asked, "Penguin, what do you usually do? Penguin 1: Eat, sleep and beat peas. When I saw Penguin 2, I asked, Penguin, what do you usually do? Penguin 2: Eat, sleep and beat peas ... What do you usually do? Penguin 99: Eat and sleep 100. The inspector said: You usually eat and sleep and beat peas. Penguin 100 said: no, eat and sleep. The inspector said, why don't you hit peas? Penguin 100 said: because, because I am Doudou 4. Someone has just been abandoned by his girlfriend and happened to bump into his ex-girlfriend and new girlfriend. I wanted to humiliate them, so I greeted them politely and said contemptuously to my girlfriend's new love: Hey, you don't dislike my second-hand goods. Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend smiled: every inch outside is old, and all inside is brand new. There is a penguin. If his home is far from the polar bear's home, it will take 20 years to get there. One day, penguins were particularly bored at home. I'm going to play with the polar bear, but he is out. But on the way, I found that I forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, and the door is still locked. So the penguin went home and locked the door, and then the penguin set out to find the polar bear again. It took him 40 years to get to the polar bear's house, and then the penguin knocked on the door and said, polar bear, polar bear, penguin invited you to play, but the polar bear opened the door and said to him, let's go to your house to play. Dialogue between two college students A: You are from Xinjiang B: Yes A: Wow, it's so far. A: Xinjiang has been liberated. B: No, all our classes carry guns. A: You used to speak Chinese. B: Well, you learned it on the train when you came. Do you still eat raw meat? Our boss invented it. Let's have a barbecue. Next time I travel to Lhasa, I will stay at your home. No problem, but my home is a little far from Lhasa. How did you come to school? B: It takes a long time to get to Beijing by donkey. B: I'm used to it. Just leave six months in advance. Why not ride a horse? B: In Xinjiang, horse riding is all for the poor. We have already tested it. They all ride camels and donkeys. The exams are all archery competitions. Put a sign one kilometer away and write "Peking University" next to "Tsinghua". Then a person has three chances. The first shot of Tsinghua and the second shot of Peking University failed. Finally, for insurance, I took the latest sign, which is this school. Do you use RMB there? B: No, I hadn't heard of it before I went to college. A: So you won't buy anything? Seven little white rabbits skipped to the bakery and asked, boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Sorry, not so much. " The next day, the little white rabbit left in frustration, and the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, are there a hundred buns?" Boss: Sorry, there is still no such steamed stuffed bun. "The little white rabbit walked sadly on the third day, and the little white rabbit walked sadly. Are there a hundred buns? " The boss said happily, Yes, there are one hundred steamed buns today. The little white rabbit took out the money: Great, I bought two 8 hunters to ride horses and take the hounds hunting. Sneaking around in the Woods all day, no prey. He didn't want to continue riding in the Woods, so he turned his horse around. Suddenly, he said, you won't let me rest. You want to tire me. The hunter was taken aback. He immediately got off his horse and ran away with the hounds. He ran to class. Rcus is real. Plagiarists have anal fissure. There are not enough landlords in the whole family. I still have it. Add q and I'll send it to you.