Funny version of the divorce agreement

man! Once a man falls in love with the internet, it is hopeless!

network! There must be Yan Ruyu in the network, otherwise, they can't be so infatuated. What about the golden house? Is there

no? I don't know. But I think so. Otherwise, how could they change their greedy hearts and give up everything at such a critical moment? Publicize the divorce agreement. Party A: Focus on Party B: For the sake of our respective future and * * *, for the sake of our next generation, for the sake of * * * production, and in line with the principle of mutual benefit, the following agreement is reached through friendly negotiation between both parties: 1. Give you all the bank account numbers and passwords! I just want an online account and password; 2, 38-inch color TV for you, I only want a 15-inch color display; 3, the piano is given to you, I just want the keyboard that can only make monotonous sounds; 4. The remote controllers of all household appliances are distributed to you, and I only want the photoelectric mouse; 5, the wardrobe is given to you, I just want my chassis; 6, DVD to you, I just want the CD-ROM drive; 7, the tape recorder is distributed to you, I just want the floppy drive that squeaks; 8. I'll give you all the 24K jewelry. I just want the 1G hard disk. 9, power amplifier, audio and video all for you, I just want that small active speaker; 1. I'll give you my mobile phone. I just want that phone line. 11. You can have the camera. I just want the scanner. 12. The ancestral brush is given to you. I just want the printer. 13. Give you the lively and lovely Beijing Ba dog. I just want the 56K cat. 14, leather sofa for you, I just want the rickety computer chair; 15. All the tables and chairs are given to you. I just want my computer desk that never cleans up. You can have the carpet. I just want the mouse pad. Matters not mentioned above shall be settled by both parties through negotiation, and this agreement shall come into effect as of the date of signing by both parties, and it will no longer have legal benefits on the date of completion of moving, encouraging each other and defending the alliance. Signature of both parties: Party A: attack for the superior; Party B: attack * (handprint shows the big finger of her right hand), year, month and day.