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Hello everyone, I would like to collect some good text messages about the New Year. I hope you can help me. Thank you.
1. I wish the Golden Rat a prosperous future! The Rat is happy! The Rat is forging ahead! The Rat is proud!
2. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Rat, good financial resources, and good fortune. !
3. The least element in nature is love (astatine), and the most abundant element is love (hydrogen). The combination of the two is love. I wish you happy love in the Year of the Rat.
4. You and I embrace each other and listen to the New Year’s bells, just like the breathing of annual rings, surrounded by our common dreams, and the love in our hearts turns into sincere blessings "Happy New Year"!
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5. Happy New Year, the three rats will prosper, you will be proud, good things will happen one after another, everything will go smoothly, everything will be perfect, you will get rich, get rich, get rich.
6. Congratulations on the New Year, celebrate the festival, and wish you good luck! Happy New Year, may everything go well and everything goes as you wish! Prosperous wealth, good luck, and prosperous luck. May the three rats prosper and usher in a prosperous year!
7. I wish you a prosperous career and a new look in the new year.
8. As the new year is approaching! Sincerely wish you good luck! Always smile!
9. Happy New Year! ! Happy New Year! ! ! Happy New Year to everyone! ! New Year's greetings for the Year of the Rat
10. See people with wisdom and see everything; act with conscience, and spring will come everywhere.
11. I wish you endless food for mountain rats and mice, travel to foreign countries, and buckets of foreign money... In short, I wish you good luck and success!!!
12. I quietly put my blessings and hopes under the melting snow quilt, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you a full year of richness and fragrance
13. Happy New Year ! I wish you good health in the new year! Good work!
14. Get promoted and get rich, Rat and Rat will be proud! -
15. I wish you a happy New Year, good fortune, and all your wishes come true!
16. I wish you a happy New Year, a bright future, auspicious stars, good fortune, a happy family, a prosperous career, blessings like the East China Sea, and longevity as long as the Southern Mountains!
17. I wish you and your family a happy New Year and good luck in the Year of the Rat!
18. I wish you all the best and be happy!
19. In order to promote environmental protection and save paper, please do not send me greeting cards during the Spring Festival. Please write blessings on the RMB as large as possible and send it to me. Saving is a virtue. I wish you a happy Spring Festival. !
20. In the Year of the Rat, I wish you: a comfortable job, a satisfactory salary, a warm bed, close friends, and a united lover, everything goes well, you are always happy, and everything is satisfactory!
21. As time goes by, people live longer, and spring fills the universe with happiness.
22. Happy New Year! Happy New Year! May you be happy and prosperous! Always smile!
23. I wish you good health, a happy New Year and smooth work! Let us join hands to create a better tomorrow!
24. The function of the horse's tail is the surprise of the Golden Rat, and the blessing of an old friend is the eternal continuation of true love. The words of blessing have been spoken by thousands of people, and I have been fortunate enough to save them.
25. You are happy today, you are sweet tonight, you are successful this year, you are happy in this life, and you are healthy in this life
26. The new year brings new atmosphere. I wish you a good mood every day!
27. My wish for the Year of the Rat: Green grass will grow on the concrete roads, the bottom of the hot pot will fall off, all leather clothing stores will be closed, and everyone in the world will be born in the Year of the Rat.
28. A new New Year travel route - a seven-day tour of Afghanistan has been launched: live in a terrorist training camp, learn how to make bombs and anthrax, and those with outstanding results will be lucky enough to become Bin Laden's successor.
29. I wish you prosperity, wealth, and all the best in the new year! New Year's greetings for the Year of the Rat
30. I wish you good health in the new year! Good work! Happy life!
31. In the Year of the Rat, I wish you a prosperous future with money, a prosperous future like the East China Sea, a thinner diet than Nanshan Mountain, a proud Rat, and a happy Xin!
32. A new year, new wishes, new hopes, and a new life. I wish you a happy new year, a happy new year, and a happy new life!
33. Congratulations. In the new year, Bodhisattva will bless you, God of Wealth will support you, Guan Gong will protect you, and God of Joy will surround you. Congratulations!
34. Buddha spectrum photo! God bless! Good luck to all! May you be happy and prosperous!
35. Open the window, let the New Year’s wind blow into your house, let the New Year’s snow fly into your house, and let my New Year’s wishes, through this message, float into your heart for the Year of the Rat. New Year's greetings
36. Steamed fish, sweet and sour fish, boiled fish, pickled fish... The fish are endlessly happy, like a fish in water, fish eyes are mixed with pearls, you fish and I fry them, fish are incoherent, I wish you a happy Year of the Rat More than enough every year!
37. The new year opens up new hopes, and the new blank space carries new dreams. Brush away the dust of the years, and let laughter, tears, love and sorrow condense into a thick crystal amber in the heart. .Happy Year of the Rat!
38. As time goes by, people live longer, and spring fills the universe with blessings. The three rats bring good fortune and bring prosperity to the door. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and good health! !
39. As the Spring Festival is approaching, I wish my friends: good things and good luck!
40. New Year’s Day means a new year, a new beginning, and starting from scratch. A good start is half the success. I wish you will always be a winner.
41. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds carry your heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you a happy new year!
42. On this joyful day, after a long separation, may the New Year’s bell bring you peace and joy, and the blessings of the new century.
43. I wish you a happy Year of the Rat and be proud of it: the bad luck will go away; the good luck will be high; the spring will be beautiful; the snow will be beautiful; the blessings will be abundant; everything will be prosperous!
44. The New Year’s bell rings leisurely and floats in the air. My blessings are always with you.
45. As the New Year’s bell is about to ring, let us wish you happiness and joy in the new year!
46. I wish you that in the new year: wealth will roll in, and you will be as hairy as a fat pig; you will have a great body, as strong as a bear; love will be sweet and beautiful as a bee; wealth will roll in, and you will have lots of money. Like cow hair!
47. Happy New Year! I wish you good health in the new year! Good work! Happy life! Have a good mood every day!
48. In the new year, I gently say to you that a friend is always blessing you.
49. I only make one wish for the meteor shower: May all your wishes in the new year come true! Happy New Year! _
50. The snowflakes in the sky are flying notes, composed into music with thoughts, playing the wishes with blessings, bringing you a happy new year!
51. Good mountains and good water. Happy New Year, big blessings and small blessings for the whole family. .
52. Congratulations on the New Year, celebrate the festival, and wish you good fortune! Happy New Year, may everything go well, and may Rat and Rat be proud!
53. May all expectations and blessings flow to you, making your festival filled with joy, and I hope you will become more brilliant and beautiful every year.
54. I entrust the air to be the postman, bind my warm greetings into a package, print my sincerity as the postmark, and deliver it at a constant temperature. The recipient is you. Wish you: Happy Spring Festival!
55. Happy New Year, blessings are sincere, no need for thousands of words, no need for thousands of words, just sing a heart song silently. May you be safe and happy every year!
56. I won’t give you gifts on New Year’s Day and Spring Festival, but I will send you a text message. Health and happiness will always be with you, and good luck will never be separated from you. And let me tell you, the God of Wealth has followed you.
57. Let the bright moon take away my longing for you, let the wind send my love into your heart, and let the welcoming bells bring you my voice calling you, wishing you happiness. .
58. Happy New Year! May all go well with you! Family fun! Make money!
59. May good luck be like a mine, which you often step on; misfortune may be like a meteor shower, which will never hit you; may wealth be like garbage, which can be picked up everywhere; may happiness be with you all your life, staring at you like a fly. Don’t let go! Happy New Year!
60. This text message wishes you a happy New Year. May you be safe and peaceful every year, live and work in peace and contentment, be prosperous in your industry, be prosperous, have good luck, strive to be the best, be at ease, and remain youthful forever. I wish you happiness!
61. In this beautiful warm winter day, I look at you proudly showing off your might, and I really want to say to you: Stop pretending, my little little lamb, I know you love me very much. .
62. I wish you good health in the new year! Academic progress! Be happy every day!
63. G0 wishes: New Year's progress! Three rats prosper! All your wishes come true! Advance step by step!
64. The celebration of the New Year brings joy to everyone. Let’s celebrate the New Year together. I wish you good things and a smile in the Year of the Rat.
65. May you be strong and have good fortune; may you wish good fortune, longevity and health; may you be safe when entering and exiting the house full of gold and jade; may you always smile and make progress in your studies; may your lucky star shine in the direction of good luck; may you have more than your fair share every year.
66. Happy New Year, good things are coming! Relatives and friends smile, and joy surrounds you! Celebrate the holidays and live a happy and satisfying life! Joy! Joy! May you have peace and happiness in your life!
67. Flowers spread fragrance, friendship conveys warmth, and makes us happy. In a year full of hope, I wish you a happy new year and all the best
68. You have worked hard all year long and been busy. Celebrating the New Year, just because I didn’t see red envelopes rolling in until this day, I sent text messages to celebrate the New Year. Happy New Year and all the best.
69. "Auspicious snow heralds a good harvest." May the white and beautiful snowflakes fly to you with my best wishes, and wish you a happy new year and career development!
70. I quietly put away my blessings and hopes for the new century. Under the blanket of melting snow, let them grow along the spring seedlings, giving you a full year of abundance and fragrance!
71. I wish you great fame, good fortune, and prosperity in the Year of the Rat. , show off your skills, become popular with big guns, make a big splash, and take the lead!
72. The black horse leads out the rat, and the passage of the rat is auspicious. Good luck to the canopy, walking in Kangzhuang. Wealth flows into rivers and seas, officials rise and Buddha jumps over the wall. Great joy requires sobriety, Xiangyang is not Luoyang.
73. On this happy New Year’s night, let us pray for three things together, a good friend, a good appetite, and a good dream
74. Do you have You have the wisdom of southerners and the boldness of northerners. I sincerely wish you forever young!
75. New Year is here! I wish you happiness, joy and laughter in the new year.
76. No gifts will be accepted during the holidays this year. Only RMB will be accepted for gifts. RMB 100,000 to 80,000 is fine, US dollars and Euros are also fine.
77. The new year is coming and new wealth is coming; I wish you the best! A good start and everything goes as planned; congratulations to you!
78. Happy New Year! Forever young! Happy and happy!
79. Happy New Year! Happy Spring! May you hit the jackpot this year. All the best! Family fun! May you have all your wishes and a prosperous new year.
80. The Year of the Rat is coming, the Year of the Rat is coming, if you have achievements, don’t be proud, if you have failed, don’t die, work hard together, fire the cannon, good luck will fall from the sky, share it, everyone laughs_
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81. Oh!h0 The function of the horse's tail is a surprise for the Golden Rat. The blessings of old friends are the eternal continuation of true love. The words of blessing have been said by thousands of people, so I am lucky enough to save them.
82. The Spring Festival of the Year of the Rat is here, I send you a text message to say hello; I wish you a smooth day and a good night's sleep; gold falls from the sky and touches your feet; if you want to ask who I am, please look at my mobile phone number.
83. Every year has today, and every year has today.
Congratulations on getting rich and a happy new year! ! !
84. Happy New Year! I wish you are happy every day, happy every moment, wonderful every minute, and happy every second.
85. In the spring breeze, under the flowers, the chickens and ducks are playing house. . The little duck held the flower in his hand and put it on the chicken's head. You are a chicken and I am a duck, and the duck misses you so much.
86. At the beginning of the new year, I am full of joy. I wish you happiness at noon and night! Bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, the past is gone like smoke with the wind. May spring, summer, autumn and winter be relaxed and happy!
87. My friend, in the new year, may your heart fly forward bravely with the wings of angels, and there will be no place you cannot reach! :)
88. Weather forecast: This year you will encounter money, rain, luck, wind, love, mist, friendship, luck, health, frost, happiness, thunder, safety and hail. Please note that they will haunt you throughout the year
p>89. When you see this message, luck has come to you, the God of Wealth has entered your home, and glory and wealth are not far away from you. Wish you: Happy New Year!
90, H0 Happy spring, the garden is full of flowers. Congratulations! Celebrate the festive season and bring good fortune. Celebrating and wishing together!
91. Happy New Year to everyone who knows me! May all go well with you! In good health! Good work! Happy life!
92. A new dress, a new pair of trousers, a new pair of shoes, a new outfit. I greet you and wish you a "new, new, new" New Year! Ha
93. Give you a holiday and you will be happy, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some greetings and you will be warm, give you a top hat and you will be fluttering? I wish you a happy new year! May you rise higher and higher!
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94. The spring breeze is so exciting that Ma Tiji is galloping in the shopping mall, frequently reporting good news, and business is prospering all over the world. Counting money, counting and cramping, buying a car, buying a house, not buying sick, raising salary, increasing grade, and working overtime.
95. New Year is here! I want to give you everything that tastes good, sounds good, looks good, and is fun! I wish you good health, peace and happiness!
96. Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year. Happy New Year! Everything goes well!
97. Recently, I bought two kilograms of fashion in Xujiahui, three kilograms of romance from Huaihai Road, made eight kilograms of happiness on my own, and cut out a ton of care from the bottom of my heart
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