The meaning of drunkenness-humorous stories

On Sunday morning, in the open space next to Shiqiao farmers' market, scattered stalls lined up, selling food and using a variety of products.

A foreigner in his thirties came there to camp with a big travelling bag. He only took out a carved galloping horse from his travel bag and put it on the ground. He shouted, "hey, gentlemen and friends, come and have a look." This is a galloping horse made of pure natural jade, which has both appreciation value and collection value. The opportunity is rare, please don't miss it. "

Several shouts immediately attracted the attention of pedestrians, and several people walked past.

In a short time, the onlookers have formed a circle around the foreigner. A lean middle-aged man squatted down and picked up the galloping horse. He looked up and asked, "How much is a horse?"

The foreigner smiled at him very easygoing and said cheerfully, "Well, make an offer, and I'll sell it to you as long as the difference you quoted is not much." The emaciated middle-aged man glanced at the galloping horse again and held out a finger: "I am out 10 yuan."

"What, 10 yuan?" The stranger widened his eyes in surprise, pointed to the middle-aged man and said sarcastically, "Do you know this product? This is a jade carving. Is it only worth 10 yuan? Are you kidding! "

The middle-aged man shook his head: "This is not jade, but it is carved from ordinary stone and has no value." I'm telling you, I wouldn't even want 10 yuan if I'm not a zodiac horse and I'm particularly interested in all kinds of handicraft horses. "Outsiders were obviously angered by this sentence. They snatched the galloping horse from the middle-aged man and said angrily, "What? Is this an ordinary stone? Don't talk nonsense if you don't know the goods. This is authentic jade. " The middle-aged man looked determined: "A stone is a stone. I have seen this kind of thing many times. "

Many people in the surrounding crowd agree with the views of middle-aged people. The man said, "well, I think this is also a stone." The one said, "Yes, if it is really jade, it should be shiny and not so dull." All the comments in the crowd reached the ears of outsiders. He was so angry that his chest fell together and shouted over and over again: "I am so angry, I am so angry!" " Since you don't believe me, I'll just throw it to you! "Say that finish, he lifted the horse over his head with both hands and fell to the ground. With a bang, the beautifully carved galloping horse was suddenly torn apart.

This will kill everyone who stands and watches. It is rare for this foreigner to have such a stubborn temper. How can he do a good job in business with this personality? People can't help but open their mouths in surprise, and the people watching the scene suddenly stick to their feet like glue. Some people who were late also tried their best to squeeze in. At that time, more and more people were watching, and the crowd was tense.

Pointing at the pile of rubble, a foreigner proudly said, "Well, it's called" life is worse than death "! What, do you believe it now? " Then he took out a stone dragon from his travel bag. "Look, this is a stone dragon carved with jade. The dragon is a symbol that we in China put down. In Shanghai, I once sold this kind of dragon for 3000 yuan. This is the first time I came to your place, and I sold it at a preferential price of 2000 yuan. Who wants it? "

2000 yuan? Everyone shook their heads at such a high price. Several young people came forward and touched it curiously. "Hey, this is also a stone. I think it is worth 20 yuan at most. " "Yes, it's only worth the price."

The foreigner sighed, "well, it seems that you really don't have anyone who knows the goods here." There is a saying that' goods are sold by experts'. Let me ask again, does anyone know the goods? If not, I will simply fight for money. Anyway, I don't want to do business, I'll break it for you. "

Hearing this, everyone is very excited. It seems to be human nature to like watching the excitement. Everyone pushed forward, trying to see more clearly, and at that time the order was in chaos.

Foreigners, like selling dog skin plasters, walked around the crowd with a stone dragon in their hands and said loudly, "Look carefully, I'll throw it to you at once!" " "Say that finish, and sure enough, with a bang, Shilong was smashed to pieces. ...

"Hey, this guy is interesting!" "How do such people do business? He is simply a fool. " "Hey, interesting, I have lived for 60 years, and this is the first time I have seen such a businessman." People talked about it and dispersed.

Suddenly, someone exclaimed, "Oh, my God, my wallet was stolen!" " "Therefore, people around you are touching their pockets. Suddenly, there was a cry: "mine is gone!" "There shouted," damn, I lost mine, too! ""After a while, more than 10 people found their wallets stolen. How can so many people be stolen collectively? Everyone is puzzled and can't figure out what is going on.

A young man suddenly woke up. He stamped his foot: "I see, this stone dragon seller must have something to do with thieves." He deliberately threw the dragon horse out to attract our attention, so that his companions could take the opportunity to start. " This is really a' drunken man's sake'. "

"Yes!" People suddenly realized that they were looking around for the person who sold the stone dragon, but they couldn't find him!

The meaning of drunkenness-humorous stories