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Network buzzwords in 221
1. As a thin man who once fully understood how to eat without getting fat, now I finally fully understand the feeling of getting fat after eating.
2. Those who have money hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and take money to hold a money field.
3. Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.
4. People who care don't understand, and those who understand don't care.
5. I just want to turn around gracefully, but I unexpectedly hit the wall.
6. After all, you have to get hurt yourself before you learn to be smart ...
7. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just have a little sleep, and don't overdo it.
8. One day I will proudly say to you: Go away, I don't need you.
9. As a typical failure, you are really successful.
1. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.
11. No matter how beautiful you are, you can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad you are, you can't stand time.
12. From a distance, it's beautiful. If you look close, you want to call the police.
13. Some questions have no answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.
14. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.
15. Some people have nothing to do with me when they die. Some people, I can't let go of killing me.
16. Who will be waiting for you there after the times have changed?
17. Seeing beautiful women in the street is to appreciate them. A little lower is a rogue.
18. I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I found that I was normal.
19. In the workplace, I should be like Conan, who has a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.
2. I did very well in this exam. I failed only two subjects, liberal arts and science.
21. Sincerity is scarce in this world, and it is even more important to be frugal.
22. There are two me in this world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.
23. Some people are as smart as the weather. Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and it can't be seen when the weather changes.
24. When I think of it, ten thousand waters Qian Shan; Once you think about it, things change.
25. How many children who are tone-deaf are proud of a song.
26. The doctor told me to do photosynthesis, so don't stay up late.
27. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.
28. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.
29. How far is forever? Get the hell out of here, boy.
3, a face of false prosperity. 221 Network Catchwords Record
When love is scattered, what is everlasting? The following is the content of 2xx network buzzwords, welcome to read!
1. I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart will no longer be uneasy.
2. Love is not what you want, so why do you have to be attached to each other when you love to break up?
3. If I stop loving you one day, I won't feel lonely.
4. Please tell me how good she is, whether her posture is in place or her breathing is charming.
5. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sorrow tree!
6. I gradually feel that I have grown up, and I won't be so unreasonable anymore. I believe we can live a good day.
7. I can't say warm words, and I don't have a loving personality, but I just want to be good to you.
8. If you give me a reason to forget and love me, then give me another reason to think of you.
9. I said that you are as far away as engraved in my heart, and you can never touch it if you are near.
1. Love for you is like the loss of time, which fades little by little until it disappears.
11. Are we all burdened with too much? Can we be selfish?
12. At least for a short time, I was the reason why you smiled.
13. As long as you are always by my side, other things are no longer important.
14. Please don't treat me like a fool. There are some things I don't know, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.
15. Did I kill someone or set fire to make you dislike me so much?
16. It may not be you I miss, but just myself yesterday.
17. When you find the best one, the past really doesn't matter.
18. I thought I could impress a person as long as I like it seriously.
19. Even if you have the persistence of sunflower, you can't resist the fate.
2. I used time to prove my singleness, but you let time prove my stupidity!
21. Why should I miss you so much? I want to cry or myself.
22. Take me through the ups and downs of this life and do what you like in the next life.
23. My world is meaningless without you, but I'm sorry, dear, I can only accompany you here.
24. Love is not giving up, but guarding. Why did you give up? Now you understand. For me, you are just a deal.
25. Love is fragile and can't stand the weight of time.
26. Happiness is to wake up every morning and look at your watch, but you can still sleep for another half an hour.
27. A story that must be performed by two people. You suddenly said that you want to give up. Is it because you don't have enough tacit understanding, or you shouldn't be on the same stage?
28. I really don't know what our relationship is.
29. You are my sun, and I am a proud sunflower bathed in your warm sunshine.
3. Have you ever felt sorry for my persistence for a moment?
31. I'm fine. I can cry, laugh and run. How good do you think it is?
32. Freedom is not to let you do whatever you want, but to teach you not to do whatever you don't want to do.
33. Flowers fall to the ground, scattered into songs, broken hearts and falling into rain.
34. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting.
35. Smile is still the most beautiful! People always learn to be strong while getting hurt.
36. Love can be simple, but it can't be casual. Although my smile can be given to anyone, my heart is only for you.
37. Lonely and realistic, I told myself, true or false, a scene.
38. A woman is a monster. She knows everything she shouldn't know, but she doesn't know everything she should know. It's so unpredictable.
39. I want to have a little happiness that belongs to us.
4. It's true love to chat with the phone screen on at the risk of being abused and crying by mosquitoes.
41. Since you love, why don't you say it? If something is lost, it can't be returned now!
42. I always thought I had a certain position in your mind, but it turned out that I was being romantic.
43. It is friendliness and diligence, not intelligence, that can make you go further.
44. Anger begins with stupidity and ends in failure.
45. Sometimes, beautiful things can make you forget your destiny or remember it.
46. I hold hands with you, and I will only love you in my life.
47. Loving someone is never chic, and it is not love if you leave a step behind for yourself.
48. If we can meet in the next life, I hope I can pass you by.
49. The most romantic thing in my heart is to grow old with you.
5. Even if the whole world abandons me, I will still love you as always and forever.
51. There is nothing forever between us. The only forever is that there will never be forever.
52. It is said that what can be finished in one sentence is the most true and appropriate answer, so I say, "I love you!
53. It never occurred to me that your sorry made me cry.
54. Even if you lose, you are still the king who can stand still.
55. Love the first person out of randomness; Love the second person because of inertia; Love the last person because of inertia.
56. With you by my side, even if I can't hear you, my hug will remember your vows.
57. Don't turn my tolerance for you into your aggravated injury to me.
58. I believe that one day, there will be someone who will hold up a sky for me when I am most sad.
59. Only in front of you can I be myself willfully.
6. Women are physically weak, so they usually like strong men with big arms.
61. I still remember the little love song I composed for you. I thought we could love each other and never part.
62. If I had loved it, the bullet wouldn't have gone through!
63. If one day you don't love me anymore, I will leave quietly.
64. I just feel that everyone else has become a foil when I see you.
65. Do your best for love and hold on to it for life without feeling tired.
66. There is no pain in life. All the pain is created by you, because that is your explanation of things.
67. Sometimes love is not believed because it is seen, but seen because it is believed.
68. Who can love you more than me? You can't have feelings at both ends.
69. Good feelings don't make you dizzy at once, but they spoil you over time.
7. Can we never abandon each other like Xiong Dahe and Xiong Er?
71. I gradually understand that not everyone is as happy as it seems.
72. I can't read your mind, but I understand our distance.
73. The page that belongs to you has already been read, and the protagonist on the next page has been replaced.
74. There is someone in everyone's heart who is no longer a lover or a friend.
75. I love you just because you are you.
1. The world is so big, I want to see
2xx. On April 14th, a resignation letter caused hot comments. The reasons for resignation were only 1 words, and it was rated as the most sentimental resignation letter in history by netizens. Some netizens ridiculed: Shanglian: The world is so big, I want to see it; The bottom line: the wallet is so small that you can't go anywhere; Horizontal batch: Go to work well.
2. Say the important things three times
It was originally a radio advertisement of a real estate website: Go straight, go straight, go straight, say the important things three times. Once this advertisement was launched, it quickly spread all over the major radio stations.
3. You city people really know how to play
4. Protect the country
2xx From May to early July, the China stock market evaporated by trillions. At this time, a slogan to protect the country was launched on the Internet, which means not to sell stocks for personal interests, but not to sell or reduce stocks for the overall interests of the country and the stability of the stock market.
5. You can eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent.
After a handsome photo of Jia Ling's past was turned out by netizens, everyone was surprised to find that Jia Ling, who laughed at herself and often wrestled with boys, was once a goddess! Jia Ling responded at the Weibo: I made a deep interpretation: You can eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent.
6. I want to be quiet
The original intention is to let me be quiet, but most of them are deliberately misinterpreted on the Internet as I miss being quiet. Netizens are scrambling to quote, don't look for me, I want to be quiet, don't ask me who is quiet.
7. Scared the baby to death
8. Almost collapsed inside
It comes from a statement made by a domestic cartoonist in an interview with the media in 2xx, which was used by netizens.
9. My mother is my mother
It stems from how the citizen Mr. Chen proved that my mother is my mother's wonderful work. The three of Mr. Chen were preparing to go abroad, but they were asked to prove the mother-child relationship between Mr. Chen and the emergency contact. In addition to proving that my mother is my mother, all kinds of innocence that can't be proved by myself make people run errands and choke.
1, mainly depends on temperament
refers to Cyndi Wang's style of eating hamburgers in his new album "Dare to Dare", which was rated as the main temperament by netizens. And in a short time, it reached the top of the hot search first, detonating the national follow-up temperament map!
11, Duang
meaning: add special effects, and express a funny taste with playful abuse.
Origin: In February this year, a fake advertisement endorsed by Jackie Chan was dug up by netizens for a new round of spoofing. Netizens synchronized this advertisement with Pang Mailang's My Skateboarding Shoes and turned it into My Shampoo. Among them, Jackie Chan described the word duang with exaggerated gestures in the advertisement, which was impressive, and duang quickly became an online buzzword.
For example, duang's class is about to start, and the graduation project opening report and thesis translation of the late procrastination patients have not moved a word, so they are kindly cancelled.
12. We are Felling Wood
Source: In the variety show Running Man, Deng Chao's sentence we are Felling Wood (family) made the brothers and directors present laugh instantly, and he who claimed to be a master of learning also caused the collective spit of netizens. Netizen teased: Duan Zishou Deng Chao, a representative of English class, made the teacher cry.
13. If you are ugly, you go to sleep first.
Born out of that sentence, you are ugly, you say it first. It comes from putting the ugly words in the front, misinterpreting the sentence into ugliness, and saying the words in the front. Further extended to you ugly, you say it first, you ugly, you sleep first, you ugly, you first
14, local tyrants, let's be good friends!
It comes from showing off wealth on the Internet
15. Blame me
Blame me on the Internet hot words is quite interesting. How to understand rhetorical questions or satires depends entirely on the mind of the reader. Catchwords from anime and League of Legends are suitable for saying these three words in an understatement, and they can fight back at others mercilessly, or they can pretend to be innocent and become the end of the topic.
16. I'm Ye Liangchen.
Who's Ye Liangchen? A second-year teenager who loves his girlfriend dearly, but Mary Sullivan has watched too much! Hello, my name is Ye Liangchen, Ye from Aotian Long, Liang from Zhao Ritian and Chen from Fu Erkang.
17. Submitted to the State
Submitted to the State is from the TV series Tomb Raiding Notes. In order to successfully pass the trial, Wu Xie, the protagonist, changed the story of tomb raiding in the original book and turned over all the cultural relics he saw to the state, so all the treasures in the film could not escape the fate of being handed over to the state, which led to a large-scale original powder and drama-watching party.
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