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Daughter's joke: Zhihu's novel

As the saying goes, ten daughters are not worth half. Is it true?/You don't say. I don't think so! Every family is different, and every family has its own problems!

There are no sons in the countryside, and others look down upon them.

My aunt gave birth to two daughters and a son. Family planning was very tight at that time. In order to have a son, she almost lost everything!

After my cousin was born, the whole family was very happy and loved you as the apple of their eye!

Being fined a lot of money, my family is very poor. In my uncle's words, even if I have a son, I will have confidence, and my neighbors will not laugh at him for having no future. Being poor is nothing.

When I was young, my two cousins were often taught by Uncle menstruation to take care of my younger brother!

As a result, my cousin has been dependent on her since she was a child and has two sisters to raise her, which is troublesome.

I have been busy for half my life, and I am poor when I marry my daughter-in-law!

At that time, in the countryside, there was no other income except a few acres of land at home, and there were many children at home, and the days were tight!

Later, because my uncle started as a contractor on the construction site, the environment at home improved.

From poor households to well-off level,

In a blink of an eye, the children have grown up, the two daughters have been married, and the life of marrying an ordinary family is not bad!

My cousin also talked about someone. My uncle and aunt took out all their savings and bought a house and a car in the city. Finally, they took their daughter-in-law home and spent all their savings, again before liberation.

The old couple, who married their daughter-in-law and had grandchildren, could have enjoyed their old age. Their savings hit rock bottom, and they began to get busy again.

Get up early and get greedy, I'll do anything as long as I pay!

All the money has been given to my son, and I don't expect my daughter to provide for the elderly.

The old couple are diligent and save money quickly.

Cousin doesn't want to go to work, being idle is bitter and tired, and his salary is not good. He learned to do business with others and has no capital. My uncle and aunt gave all their savings over the past few years to his son.

My aunt kept muttering in front of her two cousins that your brother needs money for business, so you sisters should give him a hand and start talking about other people's cases. How much did someone else's sister give him? How did you stick to your mother's house?

The two cousins are also embarrassed to say anything. After all, the family is more ordinary, but also rely on their own lives, can only secretly give a little!

Cousin is good at pleasing my aunt. Every time I came back, I bought some strange gadgets for my uncle and aunt to eat and drink, and my aunt began to show off how considerate and filial her son was.

What my daughter bought home is still too little for her. If my son goes home and buys an egg, he can kidnap a chicken. What do you think of my cousin?

Over time, as long as Uncle menstruation has savings, it is easy to be cheated by my cousin!

My uncle even boasted in front of my cousin that all the money was given to my son, and I don't expect my daughter to support the elderly in the future.

The son-in-law didn't speak after listening, but kept it in mind silently.

My uncle was ill, and my cousin said that the business failed and there was no money.

My uncle doesn't feel well, so he must go to the hospital for examination. This is terrible! In the early stage of cancer, due to timely detection,

The family sat together to discuss raising money for surgery. Who will serve the hospital? After the operation, the old couple can't work and have no financial resources. How do they live?

It is said that raising children to prevent old age, this time, my son actually stopped talking.

Whispered for a long time, business was bad, and the two sisters lost money, so they lost more.

Hearing this, my cousin blurted out, who said that if you give all your money to your son, you won't expect your son-in-law to provide for the elderly? My uncle and aunt are speechless,

Because this incident is also very unpleasant, in fact, my cousin is not unwilling to support the elderly. After all, it was a slap in the face that my uncle and aunt said ugly things too early.

Although my cousin expressed dissatisfaction, he still took out his savings to treat the elderly. He is busier than his son!

My uncle went home to recuperate after the operation, and he can't do heavy work from now on. Without income, my cousin often goes home with big bags and small bags.

You can't post your son after losing your income, and the number of times your son and daughter-in-law go home can be counted.

Since then, uncles and aunts have never said that they should raise children to prevent old age, and never said that they should rely on their sons in the future! Praise your son-in-law to everyone!