What did the woman say when she woke up after the woman accidentally drowned and the man gave artificial respiration?

What is the first thing a woman says when she wakes up? Oh, my God, please stop making it up, I'll drown. Your 80 TV plays are almost finished. ? Just kidding, but to be honest, I really laughed and cried after reading several other answers. People started a movie by making up stories. This one below is very good. The pictures are all captioned, and with a short story edited, it's really irritating. However, U 1S 1 was compiled for this short story, and it is estimated that the first editor has read it all. (I don't even understand Baidu myself)

1. The shock caused by this woman's accidental drowning. To tell the truth, everyone, who can guess which news this is? There is no time, no place, no one, which is impossible to count, right? Just pull a woman in the street, you can call it a woman, and so can a man, so there is no one at any time or place. I especially want to ask the following answer, where did you hear the news, or the whole thing? Handsome boy, did you save me? Thank you. I can promise myself. ? I'll go and say nothing else. After reading your content, I am really full of old blood. You have read too many novels by Aunt Qiong Yao. Which drowning man who has just been rescued has such a rich sense of drama?

If you don't have common sense, then I suggest you make it clear that after drowning, when people need artificial respiration to wake up, they are extremely fragile after waking up, and their consciousness is relatively weak, not to mention whether she can respond at the first time. What does this man look like in order to make a woman talk? This man's name is Daniel Wu? What's even funnier is that sentence? Hmm? Really, I dare not make up 20 10 QQ space. You mean this woman is beautiful, too? I don't believe this woman looks like Xi 'an. She can talk to men whenever she can. Hmm? .

Dear friends, in 202 1 year, the probability of a handsome guy being single should be very clear. You should also know the probability that a beautiful woman with a sweet appearance and a good figure is single. So based on these two probabilities, what is the probability that two people will meet as drowning people and rescuers? Don't you know? Or does the word Bian Xiao give you unlimited imagination and make you dare to write a small composition of several thousand words? Then I can only say that you failed this composition.

What's even more funny is that interested Lao Tie can search this title, so I went. The same story is called Xiao Gan for a while, Xiao Bai for a while, and Xiao Dong for a while (the title will be fully understood by Baidu search). Can I eat snacks with it? Can you at least modify the plot a little? Can't you change the version? It is said that there are a thousand Hamlets in the hearts of a thousand people. You 1000 hamlets all look the same!

2. adapt a wave for Taoist friends. Of course, I am very friendly. In order to express my friendship, I will personally show you what is qualified today. A writer? Take the following answer as an example. If I did it, I would never carry it directly without any level, which violates a writer's professional ethics. We need to process it, and then make an artistic adaptation to make it more like a complete story. The following is my demonstration (the content is pure fabrication, if there is any similarity, you are designated to copy me):

In 202 1 year, affected by the greenhouse effect, the temperature in all parts of the country rose sharply, so artificial lakes in all parts of the country became people's summer resorts, and on this day, Xiaoya (look at the name of our hostess, the atmosphere! ) A person was soaked in the lake, and which one cramped for a while and choked for a few times before he was unconscious. Xiao Qiang, who was enjoying the cool air, happened to see this scene. He rushed into the lake to try to save Xiaoya without thinking too much, but Xiao Qiang forgot that he couldn't swim. Two young figures kept struggling in the lake. At this time, the passing swimmer Zhang Daye saw this scene. Fearless in a crisis, he was ordered to rescue Xiaoya and Xiao Qiang from the defeated army.

Later, Uncle Zhang was fined 200 yuan for swimming openly in the artificial lake, and Xiaoya and Xiao Qiang paid the fine for Uncle Zhang. Uncle Zhang was surprised to find that it was his long-lost daughter, and the father and daughter met. The scene was once very touching.

See, it's called adaptation. Well, my comments are over. I suggest you answer this question. Don't start with a picture, not to mention that you are not editing it. You're just copying it.