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What happened between Tang Priest and Scorpion Essence that night in the Pipa Cave of Poisonous Enemy Mountain?
Among The Journey to the West, Bai was the first monster who suggested that eating Tang monk's meat could prolong life. Before her, Tang Priest met several goblins, but they didn't come for "eating Tang Priest's meat can make you live forever". White is like a watershed. Before her, no one knew the magical effect of Tang monk meat. Immediately after her, the King of Jinjiao confirmed it with the same statement. Since then, the goblins on the Journey to the West have been under the influence of evil, shouting slogans and vowing to win the Tang Priest.
This is interesting.
Come to think of it carefully, it is not groundless to say that eating meat can live forever. Why?
Because before Tang Priest met Bai in Baihuling, there was a "ginseng fruit banquet" in Wuzhuangguan, Wanshou Mountain, which matured for 9,000 years.
This "Ginseng Fruit Banquet" was commissioned by the Tathagata, Zhenyuan Daxian, to tailor it for Tang Priest. At this point, Tang's "mortal body" has been effectively transformed under the powerful medicinal properties of ginseng fruit, realizing the function of "immortality".
With the ginseng fruit at the bottom, even the rumor that Tang monk meat can live forever has been confirmed.
So, whether it's the grass-roots goblin on the ground or the official goblin in the sky, everyone knows that eating Tang Yan's meat can make you live forever-the news spread quickly, and when Tang Yan realized it himself, his meat has become the lifelong goal of many goblins. There are even female fairies who have developed the derivative functions of Tang monk meat: Yuanyang with Tang monk meat is also a treasure, and she can become an immortal without eating meat.
Scorpion essence and Tang priest
The function of Tang monk meat can live forever. Although many people are spreading it, and Tang Priest himself does not deny it, it is true that no one can really die well after eating Tang Priest's meat. Because the only Tang mother, Miss Yin Wenjiao, who chewed Tang Priest's feet, "committed suicide calmly", even though Tang Priest was transformed by ginseng fruit in the Journey to the West, no goblin had the opportunity to write a detailed clinical experiment report.
So, is it true that no leprechaun ever doubted the truth of the news that "Tangseng meat has the function of immortality"?
There really is.
In Journey to the West, a demon really got his hands on the Tang Priest's flesh. Unfortunately, before it was digested, he was killed by the Pleiadian official invited by the Monkey King.
This demon is the scorpion essence who lives in the pipa cave of the poisonous enemy mountain in the daughter country.
Poison the enemy mountain pipa cave, as the name implies, is scorpion essence, and is a good player in playing poison.
That's what happened.
How terrible is the use of scorpion essence? In her own words, "the Buddha in Leiyin Temple is still afraid of me."
This is really not bragging. Later, Guanyin Bodhisattva also confirmed this point, "This demon is very interested. His three forks are two pliers. The person who pricks people is the hook on the tail, which is called horse poison. He is scorpion essence. He listened to the Buddha talking about scriptures in Leiyin Temple. See the Tathagata, turn the hook and stab the Tathagata's left middle finger. Tathagata also hurts, that is, taking him with him. Here he comes. If I want to save the Tang Priest, I can't go near him unless I sue him. 」
Scorpion essence
From this point of view, the scorpion essence that can make the Tathagata Buddha fear three points is quite powerful.
As soon as the Tang Priest came in, she gave him psychedelic drugs-just a few girls dressed in colorful clothes and embroidered with colorful clothes went to the back room and helped Tang Priest out. Master's face turned yellow, his lips were white, his eyes were red and tears were dripping down. Monkey sighed, "Master is poisoned. 」
Even she mistakenly knew that Tang Priest had eaten the river of Zimu, and used it to ridicule Tang Priest.
Scorpion essence is famous in the hall of Leiyin Temple in Lingshan. Based on this, we have every reason to believe that Scorpion Essence knows the origin of Tang Priest, and she knows all about why Tang Priest became a monk and why he learned Buddhist scriptures.
So she was stationed in the daughter country just to wait for the Tang Priest.
This is a prepared fairy.
Poison Tang Priest first, then feed Tang Priest for dinner, then burn incense, then throw Tang Priest on the bed and rub it … Did Scorpion Essence get its hands on Tang Priest that night?
The Tang Priest will definitely sayno. If he dares to admit that he is close to the demon, I'm afraid he will die a natural death and Lingshan will not be able to clean up.
Scorpion essence was properly killed. Therefore, death will not reveal the secret.
But the Tang Priest was indeed poisoned by scorpions.
Moreover, when the scorpion essence dies, the toxin on Tang Priest is incurable.
The Monkey King vs scorpion essence.
Then why has Tang Priest been all right? According to common sense, even chronic poisoning will have an incubation period. Tang Priest studied Buddhism for fourteen years. Even if he was poisoned halfway, why didn't he get poisoned for the remaining seven or eight years?
It is possible that the ginseng fruit of Wuzhuangguan played a counter-effect in Tang Priest.
But the price may be-turning the Tang Priest back into a mortal.
Can it be said that the longevity function of Tang monk meat begins at Wuzhuangguan and ends at Pipa Cave?
So, the Tathagata will arrange for the Tang Priest to leave his body in Du Lingyun?
Why didn't the Monkey King Pig Bajie and Friar Sand, who had eaten ginseng fruit with Tang Priest, abandon their bodies? Because their bodies were not poisoned on the way to the scriptures.
When you see the move, you will find that it is like the Buddha's intention.
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