Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Excellent composition in grade seven
Excellent composition in grade seven
As we all know, Mr. Wen Yiduo is a great man, and his words and deeds are consistent. It is precisely because of his "do it first, then say it" that he is respected by future generations. You are a real gentleman if you do what you say. But in recent years, more and more people just talk and don't do it. Finally, in order to make the demand real, they cheat the general public unscrupulously, but paper can't cover the fire. These self-deceiving people will only be reviled by the world.
There is a school that claims to have donated money to dozens of poor students in the school, as evidenced by photos. Look at that photo. The students in the photo are smiling and look very happy. Unexpectedly, the fact turned out to be this: the school first gave the students from poor families stacks of hundred-dollar bills, and the teachers took pictures of them, but who knows, after the pictures were taken, those teachers took the money back one by one. This shameful behavior not only destroys the original reputation of the school, but also tramples on the dignity of those poor students, which is very despicable. This will not only not enhance the reputation of the school, but also destroy the good reputation of the school in the past. How many people dare to go to a school that can't keep its promise? Can a school without basic moral literacy teach good students?
There are many such things: a "goddess" who knows the internet posted a touching post, asking groups of netizens in Zhihu to remit money to her. Unexpectedly, "Goddess Zhihu" ran away as soon as she got the money, which aroused the anger of many netizens.
Alas, how many gentlemen do what they say? It's just a rarity.
My family works in a department store. My mother went to Zunyi in the distance to buy goods early in the morning. I look after the store at home, my father goes to work, and my grandparents and I are at home. Although there are adults at home, everyone is like a headless fly when it comes to selling goods. After all, it's always been my mother's business.
Grandparents are old, and it's time for them to enjoy themselves. I got up at dawn and opened the door. I went to the market to buy food first, and then I started cooking when I got home. Although I don't know how to match the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, I still made a table full of dishes. Although it tastes salty and tasteless, my grandparents praised me, because after all, they made it with their hearts.
More importantly, I will take on the heavy responsibility of my mother today-shopping. This is a big problem for me. Some people don't know the price. After all, I only know a little, and I have to call my mother. What's more troublesome is that some customers have to bargain, which really makes my head spin. It turns out that doing business is not a simple matter. Money is so hard to earn! After a busy afternoon, fortunately, I finally got the "fruit" of my efforts. I counted the money for shopping and actually bought more than 500 RMB. I can't believe it.
I didn't come back until after ten o'clock in the evening. I realized my mother's hard work. I always ask my mother for money. I didn't give a penny today, so I gave it to my mother. My mother took the money and said, "Wow, you are really amazing today. How do you feel? Is it difficult to make money? "
"Being in charge" made me realize that it is not easy for my parents. I will study hard in the future and repay them with excellent results.
Childhood fun is like the stars in the sky, so I'll pick the brightest star for you!
When I was a child, I often gave lectures to my cousins. Maybe because my mother is a teacher, I liked being a teacher when I was a child.
My mother told me that my first student was a teddy bear. At that time, I was still young When I was sleeping at home, my mother was going to class, so she built a "wall" by the bed with pillows, quilts and books. After waking up, I picked up the book and sat on the bed to read it, putting the bear aside. As I watched it, I said to the bear, "Altman Severn vs baltan ..." When my mother came back, she always saw me lecturing with relish!
Sometimes my cousins come to my house to play, and I will "catch" them and teach them a lesson, because bears can't talk. I like telling my cousins about sheriff's black cats, robot cats and so on. As soon as I saw my cousins coming, I quickly moved a chair and let them sit down and listen to my lecture. I took the book and began to pretend to speak. Listen, my cousin is beginning to be dishonest. I told them: "T (obedience) discipline! Ton (compliance) discipline! " Later, as soon as they saw me move the chair, they ran away. I almost got fired.
Fortunately, I can still "catch" my mother as my student. This "college student" is sometimes disobedient. I asked the "student mother" to do her homework, and she said there was no pencil. I'll cut it. My hand is bleeding. When I took the pencil to the "student mother", she was really moved! She kept saying, "Thank you, teacher! Thank you, teacher! "
Ha ha! Funny! When I grow up, watching my mother is very hard, and I know that being a teacher is very tired. However, I still like being a teacher in my heart!
The fourth excellent composition of grade seven! My hometown is a beautiful place, which lies in the middle of two mountains. It looks like "a landscape painting painted by a poet in the Tang Dynasty". The four seasons in my hometown are beautiful, warm and happy, which makes you feel that you are living in a fairyland.
Spring has arrived, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, wild flowers are blooming everywhere, and grass is sticking out, as if discussing something. Birds keep singing, as if welcoming the arrival of spring. Shadows are everywhere, making the whole hometown a "green kingdom". Especially the clear river in my hometown, the river is on the mountain, and the river flows down from the mountain like a waterfall. The river is crystal clear, and it seems that the water will change, from green to colorful, probably because of the surrounding scenery. At this time, the river has become a flawless emerald. If you are lucky, you can also see groups of fish in the river, which seems to have been trained artificially. They line up for a while and line up for a while, which is very cute. Colorful butterflies, bees and birds can be seen everywhere by the river. Many small animals came, as if listening to a concert. It is humans and animals who are intoxicated in this wonderful concert. They seem to be discussing: "Spring is so beautiful, this concert is arranged for us." I like green spring.
Summer is coming, and the red sun is baking the whole village. Wheat is ripe, the fruit trees in the orchard are ripe, and sorghum is red, making the earth a yellow kingdom. It's so hot in summer that the twittering birds are already sweating. They have just come back from the fields, exhausted. They have fallen asleep in the tree. In summer, farmers' uncles go to the fields to beat millet, cut wheat and pick fruits. Those fruits are playing games in groups of five, and their faces are full of smiles, as if to say that summer is coming. In summer, annoying cicadas disturb the whole summer. They are worthy of being singers in summer, and there is nothing louder than cicadas on summer nights. I like golden summer.
Autumn has come, and all the leaves on the trees have fallen. All the trees in this small mountain village have taken off their clothes. Birds are tired of staying in trees. Without leaves, birds no longer like trees. In autumn, the trees in the orchard are whispering: "Our children have gone up the tree, up the tree". Leaves are like their children. They left their parents. Can they not be sad? I think, in fact, trees hate autumn and winter because their mothers don't have thick and lush leaves. The leaves in the orchard floated into my hands from the trees, and I threw them into the air. It's beautiful. Looking at the river again, the fish are also talking about "this damn autumn, we are all stuck in the water." In fact, autumn is sometimes a continuous rainy day for ten days, and it also happens frequently. Even this can't change my love for autumn. Looking down from a height, the villa looks like an autumn rain painting, which is beautiful. You can still see the rainbow after the rain. I like picturesque autumn.
It's winter. Although it's not very cold here, it's still a little cold. In winter, the animals went to hibernate, and the grass and flowers seemed to be afraid of the cold and fell asleep. Only bamboo, only bamboo still stands proudly in winter. In winter, people no longer wash their faces with cold water like in summer. People choose to wash their faces with hot water, which may be the first cause of colds. What will happen if it snows in winter in the south? I long for a light snow in the winter of green spring, so that I can witness the beauty of snowflakes for a while. I like the cold winter.
Spring, birds and flowers; In summer, dancing; Autumn, the scene of harvest; In winter, a cold scene. I want to praise spring, summer, autumn and winter with the poems of ancient poets. Among the four seasons, I like summer best, just as the poet in the Tang Dynasty described it as "the roots are fragrant, the handles are graceful and green, and I want to wash myself and get drunk, and I can't boast without wind and gas."
These are the four seasons in my hometown. Do you want to visit my hometown?
Excellent composition of the seventh grade: light gray walls, pure white curtains, European architecture and ... Bai Menji Fei, it is her every time. When I wake up from my dream, I will just stare at the curtains in a daze, and then I will sit quietly in bed with tears, thinking that she has left my world. Why do I still miss her? I feel really bad. .
Every time I wake up, I sit in the daytime from night until the servant knocks at the door, and then Rola Chen will sigh and say, "Miss Xia, didn't you rest last night? My wife has gone downstairs and is waiting for you. " I have nothing to say, so I can only answer lightly: "Aunt Chen, I ... OK." Every day is the same. Aunt Chen came to wake me up. Even though she knew I could get up by myself, she was still willing to wake me up. After all, my father helped their family.
"Ah, sister, hurry down and wait for you." Looking at me standing at the door of the bedroom in my pajamas and sitting downstairs, my sister couldn't help shouting, "Oh, wait a minute." I whispered something. "Well, it seems that she hasn't smiled since she moved. It seems that Ji Fei has hit her hard. " Mother whispered, afraid of being heard by me. After dinner, I have to go to class. A private car will pick me up. Xia Bing, Miss Xia, everyone is very kind to me, but I am very unhappy because Ji Fei died in that car accident. She died in a car accident in 20xx. Ten years later, I have not forgotten my good friend and best friend Ji Fei in Korea. She was born in Korea like me, but she is a real China. She's at 20xx. Now, on the day of returning to China, Ji Fei disappeared, disappeared, his mobile phone was turned off, and his domestic residence was closed. She asked her classmates in China that those people just didn't talk or run away. Finally, half a year later, there was a sudden news: Ji Fei went to the mountainous area to teach. Then something happened to Ji Fei. I can't stand the news. Good friends from primary school to college for more than ten years, but now it is such a gap between Yin and Yang. I went to the hospital to see Ji Fei, and I cried my eyes out. Ji Fei didn't go back to Korea and went to the mountains. Then ... I saw a message on Ji Fei's mobile phone that I shouldn't have seen: "I hate you Xia Bing, right? I was not an exchange student from the beginning. Being friends with you is laughed at by others. When I arrived in China, they were really kind to me until the monitor inadvertently said, "The exchange student is not Ji Fei, but Xia Bing. "I have no face to go back. I am afraid of being laughed at. ...
That's the reason, Ji Fei. You underestimate our friendship. Don't cry or laugh every day after that. Ji Fei, do you really hate me that much?
There was a little girl who went to the first grade in a flash. She likes singing and dancing. She used to be impatient, strictly abide by school rules and have a strong personality. The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature
The moon was still on the horizon, and suddenly Rinrin's alarm clock woke her up in her sleep. When the quilt was lifted, she turned over and went downstairs dressed. The light was still on. When I got to the bathroom, I found that my clothes were on backwards. Alas! It's getting messy, and it's going to waste my precious time again. In order to shrink her wisdom in a short time, she brushed her teeth without finding toothpaste, and only after washing her face did she know that the towel was for her brother, hehe! Who cares? I am in a hurry. She felt that she was too impatient. I rode my bike to school like a gust of wind, thinking that I must get there to do morning exercises.
A little shy, bold when I get home. Although she is small and quiet. Put down her schoolbag and stand on the wall. After that, she will do a forward somersault and play on the floor when doing aerobics. Ha ha! She felt a little tired, so she sang with a teacup as a microphone and often went home to see.
Hui, it's mom's phone. Grandma called to answer the phone again. When she receives a phone call from her mother, she always remembers the scene of family reunion during the Spring Festival. Especially at the moment when her parents went to work in other places by car, she couldn't help crying and looking at the distant car. Dad always comforted her: she will come back soon after this trip and taught her to be strong at home and take care of herself. It was difficult for her to do it at first, because she studied with her parents until she returned to her hometown in the fourth grade. Every time she thinks of her parents, she tries to make herself strong again. Only by studying hard and learning knowledge can her parents feel at ease and be happy.
You may guess that this is me-I am positive and have a little personality.
The head teacher of our class is He Laoshi, who is an excellent Chinese teacher. The reason why I like He Laoshi is that she is very kind to me. Sometimes I don't do well in the exam, and He Laoshi won't criticize me and encourage me to work harder.
He Laoshi has an oval face and slender eyes. When we are obedient, the teacher's eyes bend like a crescent moon. But when we are disobedient, especially when the class is very noisy, He Laoshi's eyes will stare very round, without saying a word, and he will stand motionless on the podium and look at us. She has long curly yellow hair. Sometimes she wears it, and sometimes she wears a braid at the back of her head. I sometimes wonder, is He Laoshi hot with her hair? However, I really like to see Mr. He wearing her hair. She is thin and in good shape, neither tall nor short. She always likes to wear a pair of high heels, so that she can walk with great energy.
He Laoshi is a teacher who has worked in school for a long time. I think her students must be many and excellent. Whenever He Laoshi gives us a Chinese lesson, I will be happy to listen to her lectures. She teaches us a lot of Chinese characters in class and teaches us to play some interesting games! For example, in the game of grabbing word cards, He Laoshi first made the words we want to learn into rectangular cards with pinyin on them. When playing, He Laoshi will cover the pinyin first, and then talk about the pronunciation of this word. She will see which classmate has the best hand, so He Laoshi will let him read the pronunciation of this word and tell him how to remember it, and then make up two words. At this time, He Laoshi will show us the phrases at the back of the word card, and let us all read each phrase twice with her. Finally, He Laoshi will give this card to the students who are speaking. If you can get 10 such cards, you will get a red flower from He Laoshi. I have many such cards. Of course, I'm still trying to take the 10 word card this semester.
He Laoshi is really an excellent teacher.
I know my father's mother is my grandmother. My parents took care of me when I was a child, and I still vaguely remember it; However, I know too little about my parents. If I hadn't read my father's articles about him and his mother on the computer in recent days, maybe my impression of my father and mother would always be "vague". I'm lucky. I read these articles, such as It rained for twenty years, Eating Eggs and Going home often. I watched it again and again, which gave me a deeper understanding of my parents.
Dad's mother lives in the mountains, and life is very hard. At first, she and her father's father, that is, my grandfather, shared the burden of the family, but later grandpa got an incurable disease, and my father's mother shouldered the burden of the family alone. Every day, she works in the fields, washes clothes, cooks, feeds pigs, chopping wood at home ... all the things she has to do.
Dad's mother is very diligent. According to her father, because her family is poor, she works almost hungry every day. After a hard battle, he fell to the ground, his eyes blurred. Or an aunt sent her a handful of fruit, and she ate it and went on working.
For the sake of three or four children at home, my father's mother is very hard and tired, but she is very practical. Dad's. Several brothers and sisters are very competitive and study very hard. After my father went to town after the exam, my mother became busier. But she told her father to study hard, listen to the teacher and not think about her. Once my father was very ill in the city and couldn't go upstairs. He told it to his mother in a letter. His mother was very distressed and quickly asked her father's sister to go to the city to see her father.
Later, my father got married and had a child (me, of course) because no one looked after the child. He asked his mother to come to town to help take care of the children. During the two or three years in the city, my father thought that my mother had nothing to eat and wear in the mountains, so he tried to get some good food and clothes for his mother, but both his mother and my grandmother were very economical. Once my parents wanted to take me back to my hometown in Gucheng. I gave grandma three yuan to buy food when I left. When we got home, grandma said that she only spent twenty cents on a cabbage. Grandma is so frugal. I still feel sorry for her.
After growing up, my father's mother returned to her hometown-Sanchagou in the mountains. The hard times began again, and soon I was too tired to even invite my sick God. But she still endured the pain and worked in the fields, washing and cooking at home, and feeding pigs firewood.
Suddenly one afternoon, my hometown called and said that grandma had not eaten for four days. My parents took me back to the mountains overnight and saw a black coffin in the room, surrounded by many people sobbing secretly. "You finally came to the end!" This is the last sentence that my father said to my mother. With these words, my father shed tears. I started crying, too.
My grandmother has been gone for four years, but her impression in my mind is getting deeper and deeper. Grandma, why did you leave so early? ……
The crystal lamp in the living room flickered on and off, only to see my father pull down the switch, set up a ladder, take off the crystal lamp, frown, and concentrate on holding a multimeter, measuring here and there, and soon found the source of the disease. The eyebrows suddenly popped out, and it turned out that the ballast was playing tricks.
Dad took a screwdriver and an electric soldering iron and quickly installed a new ballast. Sure enough, the crystal lamp restored its former glory.
My father is an excellent senior electrical engineer. He works in a chemical company and is responsible for the company's electrical maintenance.
Although many maintenance jobs don't need dad's hands-on, years of work experience has cultivated dad's unique skills of seeing people, listening to people and asking people. As long as you listen and have a look, you will know what is wrong, but it also makes dad suffer from serious obsessive-compulsive disorder and can't tolerate any faults in his vision. This is true at work, and at home is no exception.
From refrigerators, televisions and washing machines to lamps, kettles and soymilk machines, no matter what electrical appliances are sick at home, my father can save life. But dad's obsessive-compulsive disorder is a double-edged sword, which brings us convenience and often troubles.
Before heating in winter, my father looked at the rusty valve on the heating pipe again and insisted on replacing it with a new one. Mom suggested: let a professional repairman change it. I also support it with both hands. You know, my dad just dropped a wrench when he was repairing the water pipe the other day and broke the brand-new mop pool. My mother and I really have no confidence in my father's heating.
Dad insisted that it was easy to change the valve, and he could handle it himself. Dad bought a new valve, took a wrench and a vise, and changed the valve three times five divided by two. A few days after heating, the valve my father changed first leaked, then burst, and water gushed out like a fountain.
Dad instructed me to pick up the towel to block the spring, let my mother push the TV away and turn off the main valve in the corridor by herself. The water finally stopped flowing, but the house was in a mess. The water on the ground reached the feet and the wall was taken a hot bath. This time, Dr. Lu lost his prestige and he couldn't find the reason. I had to find the property of Li Shifu for diagnosis. Li Shifu knew at a glance that there was no gasket between the valves. How professional!
After the baptism of the fountain, the chandelier, TV and refrigerator were all painted new and became a drowned rat. Now my father's obsessive-compulsive disorder is going to attack again.
The power of self-confidence lies in that it can help you sail confidently even in adversity. The charm of self-confidence lies in that even in danger, you can summon up the courage to live; The greatness of self-confidence lies in that even in the face of difficulties, it can urge you to maintain a lofty heart. Self-confidence is a kind of persistence that is not obvious; That is a kind of persistence that is not for the wind and rain; It is a kind of loyalty that does not seek fame and fortune. In the ocean of life, let's sail with confidence and ride the wind and waves!
Self-confidence is the cornerstone of success.
The height of the fountain will not exceed its source, and a person's achievements will not exceed his beliefs. Self-confidence helps us climb to the top of success.
During the Guangxu period of the Qing Dynasty, Sun Yat-sen returned from studying in Japan and passed by the Governor's Office in Wuchang. He wanted to call on Zhang Zhidong, the governor of Guangdong and Guangxi, so he asked the doorman to hand in a note. After Zhang Zhidong took the note, he saw that it read: Scholar Sun Yat-sen asks for his brother Zhang Zhidong. He asked, "Who is he?" The janitor replied, "Just a scholar." Zhang Zhidong's face was gloomy, so he raised his pen and wrote on a piece of paper: How dare you call each other brothers when you meet a first-class official with a three-character sticker? The janitor came out and handed the note to Sun Yat-sen. When Sun Yat-sen saw it, he also wrote on the paper: Go to Wan Li Road, study in thousands of books, and be proud of being a prince in cloth. The doorman put the note in again. Zhang Zhidong looked at it and quickly said, "Please."
People with real talent and learning can stand out from the rest of the world even if they are penniless. Because talent makes them confident. Self-confidence is the cornerstone of success and helps us to succeed.
Self-confidence does not mean conceit.
Self-confidence, proper affirmation of oneself, is highly respected. Conceited, overconfident, admire Vader.
During the Warring States Period, Zhao Kuo, the son of Zhao She, a general of Zhao State, was familiar with the art of war and loved to talk about military affairs. People often can't tell him, so he is very proud. Thinking that the world was invincible, Qin attacked. Because Qin Jun couldn't win for a long time, he used a double agent. Send someone to Zhao to spread rumors: "I am most afraid of General Zhao Kuo." The prince of Zhao was deceived and sent Zhao Kuo to the battlefield. Zhao Kuo thought he was good at fighting, so he changed his previous battle plan and moved the article of Sun Tzu's Art of War. But in the end, Zhao Junquan was completely annihilated, and Zhao Kuo himself was shot dead by random arrows.
He failed because of conceit. Conceit is a sign of incompetence. Overaffirming yourself is a fatal blow to yourself.
Break through the darkness of inferiority complex
Inferiority is the cage of the soul and the prison of emotion, which closes people's hearts and true feelings. Open your heart, let your ideals fly, let the bound birds fly freely, and let the beautiful butterflies carve eternal dances in the sky.
There are no two identical leaves in the world, so everyone is unique. You don't have to envy others, but you can also appreciate yourself. Maybe you want to be the sun, but you are just a star; Maybe you want to be a big tree, but you are just a grass; Maybe you want to be a big river, but you are just a mountain spring. Therefore, you feel inferior, but you can't be the sun, just be a star and shine in your own constellation; If you can't be a big tree, be a grass and decorate your hopes with green; If you can't be a big river, you can be a mountain spring, which is clear and moistens everything; If you can't be great, be ordinary, be confident and not feel inferior.
Raise the confident sail to the vast sea, raise the confident lamp in your hand to illuminate the empty darkness, and pick up a confident book to feel the warmth of winter.
Wood carving will rot, but I firmly believe that we are full of confidence;
Flowers bloom and fall, but I firmly believe that the soul is flying and the song of self-confidence is playing;
Life will be rough, but I firmly believe that we will sail with confidence.
- Previous article:What are arguments and jokes?
- Next article:A film review of 100 thousand cold jokes 2?
- Related articles
- Juvenile short joke
- In Guo Jingfei, Huang Xuan "talks with the duck". How dramatic is Ning Min dialect?
- What qualities do you see in a man who holds an umbrella for the disabled even when he gets wet?
- Junior high school diary 300 words 15 articles
- Three things you shouldn't do in college.
- Uncle helps his son wash the car.
- The term "street photography" is now much more complicated. How do you view the recent popularity of street photography by Internet celebrities?
- A timid and nervous joke.
- The Monkey King obviously can't beat the immortal mount, why can he make a scene in the sky?
- What is the next sentence of air-conditioned wifi watermelon?