English jokes are very interesting.

English jokes (1)

The doctor lives downstairs.

"Doctor," she cried, skipping into the room, "I want you to tell me frankly what's wrong with me."

He looked at her from head to toe. "Madam," he said at last, "I have only three things to tell you. First, you need to lose nearly 50 pounds. Secondly, if you use one tenth of rouge and lipstick, your beauty will be improved. Third, I am an artist-the doctor lives downstairs. "

The doctor lives downstairs.

? Doctor? She rushed into the house and shouted.

? I want you to tell me frankly what happened to me. ?

He looked at her from head to toe and then said loudly, madam, I have three things to tell you. First of all, you need to lose about 50 pounds; Secondly, if you use one tenth of rouge and lipstick, your beauty will change. Third, I am a painter and a doctor. I live downstairs. ?

English jokes (2)

PE teacher: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, children?

Nick: Yes, sir. One tenth. I saw it last night.

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

Nick: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My father always said, "Wash your dirty linen in public. ?

PE teacher: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, children?

Nick: Yes, sir, often. I just saw it last night!

Teacher: Then tell us something about the situation at that time.

Nick: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My father always said: Wash your dirty linen in public. ?

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