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Funny idiom brain teaser

Brainstorming is a language game that exercises people's thinking. Here are some funny idioms I brought to you. I hope I can help you!

Funny idiom brain teaser

Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).

Dogs don't bark when they cross the wooden bridge.

Bees stop on the calendar. Sunny weather (bees and calendars)

Two people sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone.

A group of women are talking nonsense (no chicken talk)

A group of people threw guns with eggs.

Painters like to draw thick ropes instead of thin ones.

It was love at first sight when the piano moved to Jianzhong.

Eating with chopsticks is well known.

Dialogue between a chicken and a duck; A chicken is talking to a duck.

10 1 got everything.

There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said that feeding Yang was the opposite of feeding Yin.

Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

Why did the ancients lie on the ice for carp fish? Bing bing you Li

Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

The hat is dirty. Why should it be turned over? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

Why did you paint the knife? #; Will the color of the gun be melancholy? Inviolability (blue)

Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the Four Arrows since childhood? Time flies (four arrows)

Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)

How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing.

How to make sparrows quiet? Press it (mute)

What kind of snake has many mouths? Collision (snake)

The one who washes his face is called a washbasin. What about the one who washed his hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)

What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains

What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy

Who can easily finish three years of high school? Teacher Rui (can't wait to see it)

How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop? There will be a sheep's head hanging at the door of the dog meat shop.

Why do cold jokes have to be told three times at a time? Think twice before you act (think twice before you act)

How much does this star weigh? Grams (8 grams Starbucks)

What happens when Miller of the Walking Team dies? Maitreya

Why is "seven ups and eight downs" seven ups and eight downs? (It's too much fun ~ ~) Because eight is below seven.

A collection of brain teasers about idioms

You go up and down (to use an idiom)-A: One goes up and down.

1+110 =120 (as an idiom)-Answer: one is ten.

Grab (guess an idiom)-Answer: Give half the blame.

Football gate (to use an idiom)-Answer: lenient.

A wave of unrest, another wave. (To use an idiom)-Answer: Talking endlessly.

Just for quality (to borrow an idiom)-answer: countless.

Lu Xun's birthday anniversary (to borrow an idiom)-A: A century of education.

Arabian Nights (to use an idiom)-Answer: Arabian Nights.

Chaos begins to bloom (to use an idiom)-answer: worlds apart.

The old capital of Laos has changed (to use an idiom)-answer: Vientiane is updated.

Add up to eleven colors (to use an idiom)-answer: colorful.

The master gave me a scientific name (to use an idiom)-A: The teacher is famous.

Viscera (type)-Answer: Very well.

Wordless gobbledygook (idiom)-answer: a dead letter

Strange (to use an idiom)-A: There is much to be done.

Millennium pine, May banana. Answer: Careless.

Battlefield (to borrow an idiom)-A: Where it is used.

Magnifier (to type an idiom)-Answer: Obviously.

Look at the shadow in the moonlight (to use an idiom)-Answer: Look at the shadow and feel sorry for yourself.

Disadvantages are often said (to use an idiom)-Answer: nothing.

The more you guess, the more wrong you are (to use an idiom)-Answer: daydreaming.

What (to use an idiom)-A: Heart to heart.

Plenary Session (to use an idiom)-Answer: omnipotent.

Bend down to answer the phone (type an idiom)-answer: grovel.

Dictation (typing an idiom)-Answer: Be sure to record what you hear.

Who was the first to call an elephant (to use an idiom)-answer: the first to bear the brunt.

Plastic surgery (to borrow an idiom)-answer: a makeover.

Cao Xueqin writes books and has no money to buy lamp oil. (To use an idiom)-Answer: daydreaming.

Where is the return trip (to use an idiom)-answer: the route is unknown.

Floating (to borrow an idiom)-Answer: Perfect harmony.

Brainstorm and guess idioms.

It's definitely not the best feeling-I can't get up or down.

Dentist's toothache-I can't get rid of it

Vertical dragonfly-putting the cart before the horse

Microscope advertisement-meticulous

Black hole-heaven has eyes.

Dancing Yangko and Playing Waist Drum —— Knocking and Playing.

Theft from hell-paranoia

Watching movies in the square-watching * * * with your eyes

Painter-lecherous

Cantonese sing Peking Opera-Southern accent and Northern tune.

Midnight bell-a blockbuster

If I get lost, I can't go home-I don't know where I come from.

I have the flu recently-mixed feelings.

The Opening of Famous Airlines —— An Opportunity

Fifteen people eat-all kinds of things.

Chef's specialty-oil and vinegar

Faint-throw yourself on the ground

Pancakes-tossing and turning

The horses run too fast for them to reach.

Baked sweet potato-tossing and turning

Chatting while eating sesame sauce-ambiguous

Walk a maze around the bushes

Children in grade one do math problems-there are only a handful.

Poor friends come to visit-with bare hands

Falsification-removing the false and retaining the true

Tug of War-Strolling

Dialogue from the Arctic —— Cold words

The Best Way to Save Recommendation Fee —— Volunteer Service

I met my father-in-law as soon as I went out-cut to the chase.

Go shopping in the supermarket and buy what you need.

The gardener's job-playing with women

Environmental pollution-sinking fish and falling geese

Prison break-leaving without saying goodbye

The contest between peach seller and plum seller-returning peaches to plums.

A major traffic accident in ancient times-tripping.

The advertising language of neon decoration-evasive words

Take the subway after flying-from heaven to earth

Playing Erhu-Opening the Bow Left and Right

Seven divided by two-no three no four

The biggest project in the world-creating the world.

Tombstone-in name only.

The postman reported his work-a promise as good as a promise.

National Protected Animals-Rare Birds and Animals

The worst firecrackers in the world-be quiet.

This balloon thing-faint.

Not satisfied with the barber's workmanship-hang it all!

Hit a doctor to treat people-sweet.

Chop the meat too hard-hit the nail on the head

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests-they keep near and look far away.

Yan went home-as if she were dead.

Injection-a long stream of water

God's toys-scattered all over the floor

Break dancing as soon as I learned to walk-I was in a hurry.

Shouting rags.-nonsense

Single-becoming a family.

Shout slogans-speak with one voice

Make eyes at each other-an eye for an eye

The most suitable audio advertisement-extraordinary

Hedgehog-a thorn in the back

Birth is death-risking your life.

The tragic film is over-it ends in discord.

Braised pig head

The Monkey King pulled out a finger on himself-exactly the same.

National protected plant-exotic flowers and herbs

Get zero in the exam-know nothing.

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