Happy moment, classic joke

1. Woman: "As long as you have money, I can marry anyone." Man: "Will you marry the bank safe?"

2. When quarreling, men The difference with women is like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun.

3. My wife wants to lose weight, so she goes horse riding every day. As a result, Ma lost 40 pounds in one month.

4. Patient: "Doctor, you left the scissors in my stomach." "It doesn't matter, I still have one."

5. Judge: Why did you print a fake Money? The defendant said innocently: Because I can't print real money.

6. Wife: "Men are all timid." Husband: "Not necessarily, otherwise why would I marry you."

7. The first line: Hahahahaha, the second line: Hey hey hey hey. Hengbiao: Mental illness

8. First year: He talks, she listens. Year 2: She talks, he listens. Year Three: They talk and the neighbors listen.

9. If the cold world we live in is still difficult to change, at least I still have your face to dissolve the ice and snow.

10. Thief A: "Quickly count how much money you robbed today?" Thief B: "No, I will find out by reading the newspaper tomorrow."

11 .Teacher: "Peter, do you know how many years a mouse can live?" Peter: "It depends on the cat."

12. The kangaroo said to the dog: "I can put the phone on In my bag, you can only hang your phone on your butt! ”

13. Zhu Bajie: I changed my name to Sai Panan, and many beauties are waiting for me! Sun Wukong: Could it be that you are online, idiot.

14. The daughter asked her mother: "Was dad shy before?" "If he wasn't shy, you would be at least four years older now!"

15. Father: You are so old now , it’s time to find a wife. Zi: Yes, but in the vast sea of ??people, whose wife should I find?

16. Female: "Why are you always chewing candy when you talk to me?" Male: "How can you get so many sweet words if you don't chew sugar?"

17. Female A: "You Does your fiance know your age? "Otome: "Yes, he knows part of it." 18. "I treat her like an arctic!" "How?" "She is as cold as ice. It attracts me like a magnet