What are God's reply paragraphs and classic comments?

As follows:

1. In geography class, the teacher asked: What is the layer outside the earth? Many people raised their hands in the class, and even I raised my hand when I failed in the exam, which surprised teachers and classmates. The teacher told my classmates that it was rare for me to raise my hand and let me answer the questions. They also gave me applause. After I stood up, I replied: Sweet milk tea.

2. Users spit: Other people's children will buy toilet paper, but mine is still on toilet paper. Netizen reply: other people's wives will be angry, and your wife will have to inflate.

3. Q: What is more disgusting than eating a lump of shit? God replied: eat two; Q: What's more disgusting than that? God replied: my teeth are stuffed.

4. I just saw someone say that the average wage in China is 4134! God replied: What does the average wage mean? The average height of Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming is 196CM. What can you tell us? Is Pan Changjiang very tall?

5. why are people closer to the north more direct and tough? It's freezing, so I don't have time to travel with you.