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When did you suddenly realize that your girlfriend was a little silly?

There are too many at this time. Let me briefly list a few.

1, before marriage, my wife sat in the co-pilot, and her hobby was whistling at the beautiful women outside. You don't know what it's like to accept the killing eyes of girls outside for her. ......

When Shenzhou VII was launched, my wife and I sat in front of the TV to watch the live broadcast. My wife suddenly asked, don't we live on the earth? "Yes, what's the matter?" I'm unknown so. "Then why is there an earth in the sky?"

When my partner falls in love with me, she always gets lost. Every time she gets lost, she calls me either under the cloud or by the tree. Now I'm taking my driver's license test, and I say I'll drive my daughter out to play after the test. I dare not even think about it. ...

My wife can't drive and didn't take a driver's license. My car starts with one button. Later, when I started the car, my wife sat in the co-pilot and held out her right hand and said, "Can you record my fingerprints, too? I'll drive later!"