Northeast joke crosstalk

1: "Grandpa, how can I go to America?" "Then who knows ... ask the village chief!"

2: Speak louder without electricity!

3: Don't go after the party, go to eat-whoever goes will pay.

4: Crosstalk is good! Attack ugliness, Huoxiang is healthy.

There are more than 2000 traditional cross talks left by the old man. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, there are now more than 400 pieces left. There are still 300 paragraphs that are not allowed to be said. 100 is in conflict with building a harmonious society.

Degang Guo Yu Qian's cross talk featured 10 jokes. Every sentence is funny. Speak louder. You don't need electricity!

6: Listening to cross talk more shows that you are patriotic. There is a child near our home who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, such as English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic ... Can he sit with Eight-Nation Alliance and scold him anyway? Tell him you listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand! " Ignoring the law, I would have killed him! He can cross talk in a foreign language in July and August, but he doesn't understand!

The house where we live is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains so hard that the whole family goes to the yard to take shelter from the rain.

8: If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

9: Are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen, or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.

10: This guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious.