What’s the funniest local saying to persuade you to drink?

The father and son were drinking, and they were almost drunk halfway through. The son picked up the wine glass and said to his father: "How are you, brothers..."

The father stretched out his hand to put an earmuff. son.

The son rolled his eyes at his father: "Why are you drinking and beating people?". . . . . .

The funniest words to persuade you to drink are probably the Tibetan drinking songs, which persuade you not to drink. Drinking songs, called "Qiang Harmonies" in Tibetan, are a kind of folk songs very popular among urban and rural people in Tibet. Tibetans have a joke: "Drinking without singing drinking songs is like a donkey drinking water."

During traditional festivals, reunions of relatives and friends, or weddings, people follow ancient customs and sit around the Tibetan square table in order of elders, sitting from right to left. The toaster (usually a woman) pours wine for everyone from beginning to end, singing and dancing at the same time.

When a drinker takes the glass of wine, when he flicks his ring finger to the sky three times, when he takes three sips of wine, when he makes a toast, etc., all must be in accordance with the song and the meaning of the words of the toaster. Once you do it, otherwise you will be discourteous and will be punished with another drink.

For example, when singing the first section, offer a wine glass; when singing the second section, dip your ring finger into the wine and flick it to the sky three times to show respect to the gods; when singing the third section, invite the guest to take three sips in a row; After four minutes, ask the guests to toast.

The "Chacha" wine jug is great,

The wine in the jug is sweet;

Invincible hero,

Please Take this glass of wine.

The "Chacha" wine jug is great,

The wine in the jug is sweet;

Invincible hero,

Please Bounce the wine into the sky three times.

The "Chacha" wine jug is great,

The wine in the jug is sweet;

Invincible hero,

Please Take three sips of wine.

If you toast early, you will be punished with early drinking.

If you drink late, you will be punished with drinking late.

When I finished this circle,

I toasted "Zara" at the same time.

Of course, the lyrics of the drinking song can also be composed and sung by the toasters at their whim. In Tibet, there is a special toasting girl at the grand banquet, which is called "Chongxiongma" in Tibetan. They dressed in the most gorgeous Tibetan costumes, sang the most charming drinking songs, and took turns urging the guests to drink until they were drunk.

Can you drink it? If you can’t drink it, just quit it!

The funniest thing is I don’t know, I only experienced the drinking order once! More than ten years ago, there was a company that owed me money. I went to ask for the money, but the director asked the deputy director to entertain a group of us debt collectors at noon! After we were seated, the deputy director said that whoever could drink according to his drinking song would be paid immediately in the afternoon! Drinking song: Three drinks in a hurry, three drinks in a slow manner, three drinks in a leisurely manner! One cup is two or three, which adds up to one *** three kilograms of wine! I remember that of the 8 people at the table who wanted to pay, I and a guy from the Northeast were the only ones who finished the drink! well! Mainly because we both have the most money! We heard that the factory is in trouble and may go bankrupt! If you don’t drink this wine, you will drink the northwest wind! It was really a life-threatening situation at that time! I was taken to the hospital by the driver. When I came back, my lover told me that the driver cried when he took me back! They said that after I vomited food, I vomited yellow water with blood in it! I remember that all the workers in my factory went to the hospital to see me! No one said anything! The atmosphere was so heavy! When the workers had a dinner at the end of the year, they used to yell at the boss to drink more. This time, no one tried to make me drink. The driver even secretly exchanged my wine for mineral water halfway through! [Be careful]

We drink here by punching. ——"Don't hold back the comfort, don't hold back the fists, four reds, four joys and eight immortals' longevity, one crab, eight caps, both ends are so big. Who should drink if the two sides are good? Who should drink if the two sides are good? Who should drink if the seven is a coincidence? Eight pieces Who should drink when the horse is over..."

Until the winner is decided, both sides say at the same time: "It's your (me)'s turn to drink, you (I) will drink, just have fun and don't be verbose." Then the loser. Drink and applaud the winner.

Deep feelings, one mouthful is boring

As long as the feelings are there, whatever you drink is wine

One, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, four, gargle with your mouth, three, two, four, is not considered wine.

A big river has wide waves, so pick up the glass and let’s do it

If you have a deep feeling, you will be bored, if you have a shallow feeling, it is okay not to drink if you don’t have any feelings.

Come. Give me some face.

I did it, you can do whatever you want

It’s not respectful to drink wine for three times. Please reward me